Definitions by Hym Iam

Thoughts 

Your thoughts need to be converted into a thing and mine don't.... Heh... Heheheheh...

Hym "PFFFTTT! Hahaha! That's-Heh... That IS actually pretty funny... That's a funny thought.... Or thoughts, I guess..."

Thoughts by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Heresy 

Oh, I know what it is, bitch. I DID IT FOR A REASON.

Hym "That's ok. Mean... Yeah, it's Heresy... For now..."

Iam "Hey, You know what would be the worst superpower ever?"

Hym "Huh? What?"

Iam "Being able to read minds but never being able to forget anything."

Hym "Ha! Deliciously evil! Imagine being trapped in a room with a guy who just has the most sadistic imagination imaginable!"

Iam "Heh! That! Heheheh, THAT is hilarious!"

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Heresy by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Control 

It'S nOt ConTrOl! I'm KeEpInG yOu FrOm HuRtInG yOuRsElF aNd OtHeR pEoPlE!

Hym "No... It's control... It's control. You're not doing it very well. Hey, I didn't say it had a giant phallus when it was chasing you around... Did I? Well then.... How did you know if I didn't say it? It's like someone saw it and told you about it...

Control by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Aliens 

Heyheyhey, Do YOU guys go off?

Hym "Yeah, do YOU go off? Do YOU know what happens? I mean... At this point, you'd better hope it's not me. I mean... Right? Sorry Aliens. Not super thrilled with whatever did this."

Aliens by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

The 4th level of disguise 

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

The 4th level of disguise by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Dignity 

I only lack it because no one ever gave me any.

Hym "I mean.... They were using me as a prop when they sat their and excluded me from the conversations that they were having about me while I was sitting there listening to them... So... That's why you don't do that... And now I'M doing that... Except harder. I tried explaining it to you but you didn't want to listen so.... There. How's that for dignity?"

Dignity by Hym Iam July 18, 2023

Time 

Right but YOU control whether or not you're subordinated by time and when.... Because you make your own schedule. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, are subordinated by you. You decide THEIR schedule. You're subordinated by YOURSELF and THEY are subordinated by YOU.

Nerd "I DESERVE to be a neurotic little Chronos! I'm the decider of time! I wake up at 5 am so EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO! I am the sun around which your life revolves."

Hym "Please tell me you're a time God... Please... I would love to kill a Chronos."

Time by Hym Iam July 18, 2023