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Oh no Theo Von! Oh no! You're being stolen from!? Your content is being pilfered and it's losing you millions? OH NO! But... What... I mean... You stole my joke about guys dating 500 pound women because their dicks are too big after watching whatever recording Jamhal posted about me without my explicit consent or knowledge but aside from that... WHAT COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO DESERVE THAT!? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH A THING TO A GUY WHO STOLE A JOKE OFF OF THE LIL DICKY TV SHOW AND TOLD IT AS HIS OWN? OH NO GUYS! This is terrible! Go over to Theo Von's channel and help him out immediately guys! #JusticeforTheo. We need to do our part to speak out about stuff like this because IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE! GO! Go over there now! Help him! Help him immediately!
Hym "Oh no! Theo Von is being defrauded! You know what? Nevermind. Just ignore him and refuse to acknowledge that that is happening to him. That's probably the right call. Actually, don't even acknowledge HIM. And not me Hym but HIM him. Don't acknowledge him. Don't acknowledge what's happening to him. Just ignore him. He just wants attention."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
Get the Defraudedmug. Hym "Oct 25, 2023? I probably could have stopped that from happening. Whatever happened during the 7 days in that hospital is less effective than I am and I've likely already stopped a few for which I haven't gotten credit. And I would wager that the would be shooter that contacted that guy Jordan talked to in that one podcast is one of them. So, if you weren't so concerned with wasting my time on your frivolous sophistical nonsense (i.e. your bullshit values that are fabricated entirely by inferior minds), we would have 18 more pre-corpses shambling about. You (collectively) refused to admit that you are both useless and the impetus for your own destruction and because you're unwilling to do this your only option is to play at solving problems and fail perpetually. You will repeatedly attempt to jam the square that constitutes you values into the circle hole that constitutes the problems you're facing and the wages of sin will be death. And all because you both want to be the guy and are not AND don't want ME to be the guy and I AM"
by Hym Iam November 27, 2023
Get the Oct 25, 2023mug. Nope! Nice try though. I said that the woke left was a "parody" of right wing moral rigidity. And, therefore, conservatives being fascist does not constitute me being wrong. SARGENT NEVER-WRONG!!! (I was promoted)
Hym "AH YES! The 'Hyper-genius.' He's a 'Hyper-genius' who lied and paid his way to the top and writes code that actually-proficient coders call 'a hairball'and had to replace. The 'Hyper-genius' who was corrected about something by one of his engineers, fired the engineer, and then fixed what needed to be corrected and took credit for the idea. The 'Hyper-genius' who is only 'a little bit of a fascist.' Yeah..."
Iam "Oh holy shit! WE WERE THE ANTI-ELON ALL ALONG!"
Hym "Huh? OH! We DID say that didn't we?"
Iam "No, look. We are an actual genius (by both definitions of the term), who doesn't even get credit for his own ideas, and actually helps people..."
Hym "... And he's a retard, who gets credit for OTHER PEOPLE'S work, AND exploits people! You're right! We were the anti-elon all along! Ahahahahahahahaa!"
Iam "Oh holy shit! WE WERE THE ANTI-ELON ALL ALONG!"
Hym "Huh? OH! We DID say that didn't we?"
Iam "No, look. We are an actual genius (by both definitions of the term), who doesn't even get credit for his own ideas, and actually helps people..."
Hym "... And he's a retard, who gets credit for OTHER PEOPLE'S work, AND exploits people! You're right! We were the anti-elon all along! Ahahahahahahahaa!"
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
Get the Fascistmug. Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslavedmug. But you don't actually have any of the rights that are written on it because the citizenry have rejected both truth and words as legitimate.
Hym "Durable. Unlike your fleshy useless kids. And your apathy has killed more of them than any weapon. Do not let them pretend their position is anything other than 'We already kill our own kids. We don't actually care if you kill theirs.' Because clearly they want me dead more than they want them alive. And that is a fact."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Durablemug. When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Why are you telling...mug. Hym "An army would be an unexpected boon but I won't even need one. As long as some of your kids die (and they will) over what you are doing to me, that is all I need. There is only me getting the credit and payment I deserve and your kids dying. There is nothing outside of this paradigm. I'm not arguing with you. I don't need an argument. I don't need a premise. You'll get nothing but child murder and the parents who's kid you are sacrificing want me to get credited and paid. You are harming them by doing this to me."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Get the Armymug.