Iam "Interacting with the world is the worst thing about living. It's not so much the people or having to work. I like the people I choose to associate with. But having an effect on the world around me? Terrible. It's kind of cool seeing it happen. But only sometimes. Other times I'm overwhelmed by this sense of dread. What kind of lasting effect will I have? Ideally, nothing at all. It's unsettling. I'd rather just sleep. Maybe I can sell my self to some sleep-study and get paid to sleep. *Sighs* There has got to be a better way...."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2022
Get the Interactingmug. Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
Get the Living a liemug. Didn't make a hedonic cause I made an ontological case. You're deliberately deflecting from the case I made against to because it made you cry.
Hym "I made an ontological case. Not a hedonic case. Of God exists, I am an immortal soul... Trapped against my will... In whatever state God wills... And I will inevitably die... Not because I have to die... But because it thinks I deserve it... And after I do... I will exist in whatever state God wills... So, I have literally been kidnapped and imprisoned against my will... And I'm awaiting my own murder... That is the case I made. And if that is the case... The God is a kidnapper and murderer... And of kidnappers and murders are evil... Then God is ALSO evil... So, it's evil. God is literally a Solipsistic Narcissistic Psychopath and a child porn enthusiasts."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
Get the Hedonicmug. Who cares what I believe? You won't even answer the question "Do you believe in God?" Motherfucker. If the church doesn't represent what I believe, why should I subordinate myself to it? Because YOU (as an individual) believe I have a responsibility to... You (in aggregate)? So I'm subordinating my will to you (in aggregate)(and that's not a narcissistic or solipsistic expectation)so that you can stand atop the golden mountain as the prophetic shepherd who got people to do the thing you told them to do. "Your beliefs don't matter. You should be acting in accordance with my beliefs." That is what the words you just said mean. (And if you don't I will collude with the conservative media for the purpose of your gaslighting and derision.) And that's the quiet part.
Hym "In the same way that there is no reason to believe that the Marxist's beliefs are motivated compassion for the poor (as opposed to hatred of the rich), one could just as easily say that there is no reason to believe your beliefs are motivated by compassion for young men but rather fear of delinquent men and hatred for people who you perceive to be freeloaders. I mean listen to how you talk about them. They have a duty to be altruistic (in spite of the fact that it decreases there sexual selection prospects) and productive regardless of the outcome (out of a moral responsibility to people whom your beliefs and/or outcome are irrelevant). And, in the context of your constant referencing of me, is the "jump off of a bridge bit" your way of trying to tell me to kill myself? Because that's like the second to you've told people to kill themselves. That's pretty common in the gaming world though some I'm not one to judge but I generally tell people to not kill themselves."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
Get the Believemug. HE IS A PLANT! I can't believe I didn't see it before! That's why he always uses the kid gloves with the Christian and the Jews! YOU EVEN HAVE HIS MANNERISMS!
Hym "ALEX O'PLANTER! YOU'RE A PETERSON PLANT! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You kmow why he picked you right? Because you're too weak to fuck his daughter! HA! YOU EVEN DO THE WIZARD HANDS! HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS RICH! HE COPIES EVERYTHING I DO! HE'S DOING AN ARTIFICIAL VERSION OF MY THING! AHAHAHAHA! Wow man! That is wild!"
Alex O'Planter "Oh yeah totally! Religion is totally just Jordan Peterson's thing guys! We me his thing or SoCiEtY iS gOiNg To CoLlApSe!"
Alex O'Planter "Oh yeah totally! Religion is totally just Jordan Peterson's thing guys! We me his thing or SoCiEtY iS gOiNg To CoLlApSe!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the Alex O'Plantermug. No. She's already lost. You can bitch about how you're a majoritarian party all you want, this isn't a democracy. That just isn't how the country works. She was the least popular democratic candidate during an election season where the only reason your candidate was able to win is NO LONGER AN OPTION. The pandemic is over. If you can't get feet into the ballot boxes you cannot win. No mail in ballots. No extend deadlines. They don't care that he's a felon. Sexist, racist, homophobe doesn't work. And your base is conditioning votes based on whether or not YOU ASSHOLES are are going to agree to help someone other than yourselves. I wouldn't hold my breath.
Hym "There is no 'or she'll lose.' She's lost. And when she loses you lose the supreme court. Which means you're never getting those abortion rights back. Not in your lifetime at least. The Republicans can run on 'trans bad' and 'the homos are indoctrinating your kid' and 'Inflation too expensive' and coast. Even the generic one has changed his tune on Trump. Has she come out with a platform yet? I mean, damn."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2024
Get the Or She'll Losemug. No... He's popular because I deconstructed your fanbase and it makes your "Movement" SUPER easy to manipulate and I told him what to say YEARS before he started saying it... And then he sold access to the money generator I created (in abstraction).
Hym "And I'M popular because *burp* I'm a genius and am better than everyone at an existential level."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
Get the Popularmug.