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Hoe Jogan

Hym "You hear I'm growing my hair out Hoe Jogan? I figured if I grow it out long enough they could make you a wig. Don't worry Hoe. I'll get you that hair transplant."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
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Emails

I have never emailed, contacted, reached out to anyone. Anyone saying otherwise is lying. No I have not contacted anyone. No I have not spoken with anyone.
Hym "I have not sent emails to anyone, by the way. I've never contacted anyone. I've never BEEN contacted by anyone. I'm not working for anyone but I DO own this as content."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2023
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Onlyfans

How's it any different from being the CEO of Onlyfans, Piers? The owner of a porn website?
Hym "It's morality hinges entirely on whether or not you've adapted a set of axiomatic presuppositions that claims that the elements of the act is immoral. Religious morality dictates that it's entirely binary but in reality, how immoral is it? I mean, on a scale of -10 to 10 were would onlyfans land? Maybe a little exploitative of men's base desires but still voluntary. The parasocial element could be considered manipulative. But then you'd ALSO have to apply that to ALL online social media activity because they share those same elements. If you believe their's nothing wrong with women showing their body on the internet it then it's fine on that end. Depending on whether or not they're being paid adequately for their labor it's either more or less exploitative than any other job. So, maybe somewhere between -2 and 2 on the morality scale. Fairly benign. It's fine. Cam girl shit is fine. I wouldn't do it because I'm not going to pay you to NOT fuck me but if people want to spend their money on it it's no more of a waste of money than most online interactions with most social media entities."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Says the article. They're talking about how they called Scarlett Johansson and asked to use her voice so they went ahead and just... You know... Used a voices that is almost virtually identical....
Hym "Yeah, like... I don't know what part of 'THEY LITERALLY STOLE THE A.I.' You dipshits don't seem to understand. I mean, you let them steal my likeness... You let them steal A.I.... THEY JUST GET TO DO THIS NOW! You set a precedent by letting them do it to me. It doesn't matter that you don't like the fact that I would murder your kids for 3 slices of cheese and a diet soda... They get to take your likeness. They get to steal from you things UP TO AND INCLUDING THE LITERAL CREATION OF A.I. And now.... They can do THIS. See how that works? So, they steal ScarJoh's voice. Maybe they decide they want to do like a Cortana type thing and they want to give it a face... They got caught doing the ScarJoh voice... They'll have to be sneaky next time... So maybe some random model gets her face stolen. It's... I... Did I not explain this correctly? You see how that is entirely your fault, right? 'OpenAI has given away the game' is the name of the article. Look it up."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Neurocysticerosis

Hym "I don't have bugs in my brain do I!? Oooooh noooo! That would be even worse than an infected tooth! Neurocysticerosis!? I did eat a lot of meat... But the pressure in the side of my head started before I started the keto diet... But I my butthole did itch at night... Hmmm... Either way, murder children if they don't give me some anti-parasitics..."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
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Gentile

A NOT Jew. That’s the word for it. If a Jew fucks a NOT Jew then it is akin to Bestiality! HA! YOU THOUGHT I WAS PARODYING WHAT THE JEWS ACTUALLY BELIEVE! HAHAHAHAHA! That’s hilarious! I was just being derisive because that little cripple was a shit talking bitch and I knew they were all reading my posts! BUT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT AS A FACET OF YOUR RELIGION! HA! And if you have a little WOP (WAP?) DAGO working for you (and he’s just the worst by the way) HE’S LIKE YOUR PET! A dog! A dog man. LIKE ME! HA! HAHAHA! Aw you got a new one and she look just like YOU! That’s so cute. Can I breed her? I’ll give yoooouuuu.... $100... I have $100. (Pssst I have more than $100 but I’m trying to THEM him down)
Hym “WHAT!? Is that was they ACTUALLY believe!? That’s hilarious! I didn't know that! That a Gentile is like an animal to them. Well, shit... That answers my question about what happens to Gentiles when they die. Nothing. Imposed atheism. That’s hilarious. Wow, what else? So, they have the Torah. Which is “The law” and they have their other gibberish word for their word of mouth beliefs... 🤔 And then their culture focuses on controlling or embedding themselves in the legal system and the media and entertainment... You know... The Law and The Words.... 😬☝️ BUT NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A RACIST STEREOTYPE! Just like... I don’t know... 40% of both.... That’s enough... All of the other religions are too atomized for any one of them to control more than 40% percent.... HA! Hilarious! Hey, Dog man... say ‘bow-wow’... Do it. Say the thing I said in your video. Come on, you love doing it. So, do it. Say ‘Bow-wow’ or, better yet, say ‘Arf Arf’ or ‘Woof woof’ HAHAHA! Dog man! That’s hilarious!”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
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Contingent

I don't believe that. I think what people are trying to do is link me to that retard in such a way that...
Hym "How I'm perceived is contingent upon how I spoke about the retard as a form of karmic retribution. You're not directing the rhetoric at me because it's concordant with truth. Your saying about me because you want there to be some form of retribution for someone you have more sympathy for than me. That's why we get all of the asymmetrical motivational policing. You'd be quick to say that I'm motivated by attention seeking or profit motives or fame but I can just as easily point the spotlight to your motivations or claim that you're projecting. It isn't productive and what I would or have posited is likely more consistent with truth than the claim that I did THIS so that everyone would love me and throw money and women at me and carry me around on a Xerxes throne."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
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