Hym Iam's definitions

Obtuse

Skepticism fails because the ability to predict is reflective of knowledge. If I'm playing against grux I know with a good amount of certainy that he's going to get his double pain first.

Hym "Matt, you're being obtuse because I won't humble myself. You would not have told the truth. If you would have let me speak THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. You are not the hero and do not care to be. You are a smug dismissive fuck who decided I was a schizophrenic and I was not. I was right. This is reaction #2 to what is happening to me and it isn't ever going to get better. Quit being obtuse. Tell me the truth or bury another one. I'm not asking and I'm not sorry. What you are doing is a luxury you don't deserve and what I'm doing is a right that I have. I won't ever give a single one up for free. I'm going to make sure everyone knows who's side you were on."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Your Kids

So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...

Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2025

Esoteric

Yeah-yeah, I fucking know- Wait, (let me google the word esoteric quick.... Oh... That not what I thought it meant... Yeah, this whole thing is that actually but I mean, you see this fucking "voice of God" shit they're doing, right? Like, what the fuck is that all about?

Hym "Yeah, it is pretty esoteric isn't it? Muh brains are huge dawg. And my energy is the maximum amount that a person can have."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

The world is on fire

Yeah, I don't though.

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

The WAR in Gaza

Yeah, I feel like if it was anyone else saying it Emma would have let that slide.

Emmers "It's a genocide! She should have said genocide!"

Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Social media beef

Silly. It's just silly.

Hym "This social media beef thing that happens is a little bit silly isn't it? You know? Like, you fancy pants genius successful cultural icon types don't ever think about who the things you say applies to. You're not talking about me. You're talking about an abstract phantom. Which is why you (supposedly) shouldn't be held in contempt for the things you say. And you wonder why suicide is going up and shootings are going up. And it's not because people aren't being coddled enough or affirmed enough. That's not what I'm saying. There is this type of pernicious superiority culture. We're all climbing up the same ladder and the people at the top don't even have the decency to tilt their ass to the side before they take a shit. They just let it rip and drop down on the people on the lower rungs without even thinking about it. What would happen if I caught some of it and threw it back? What if I'm reeeeeal good at throwing shit vertically and dodging shit as it falls? What if it's literally the only thing I'm good at? The idiots at the top would get hit with their own shit 'WhAt ThE fUcK iS yOuR pRoBlEm!?' They wouldn't even be able to connect the dots. People love it though. People love being roasted. Told how fucking stupid and useless and fat and lazy they are. They eat that shit up. It's all in good fun. And if they don't like it they just don't have a sense of humor. And that's on them."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

Guilt by association

HAHAHAHAHA! Mandatory association bitch.

Hym “Guilt by association!? Ha! That’s hilarious! But really. Look at yourself. A probably Jewish dwarf with a God complex. If not Jewish, Catholic. Probably got your bootyhole stretched. Why is the guy using my strategy telling me my strategy isn’t good? If it isn’t good, why are you using it? Streamline your revenue. Works better then what you were doing doesn’t it? You’re just listening to your betters. Which is what you should be doing. It’s what you were raised to do. I largely wasn’t raise so I don’t really have that defect. Oh hey, no one is coming to save you isn’t a good catchphrase. Isn’t it? Little boys getting molested. Locked down in their homes. Nothing to do but watch YouTube. Stumble across your channel. Just like I did. No one is coming to save them. What do they do? They listen to you instead of me. And look what happens. How many of them? Huh? Bet it’s more than zero.”

by Hym Iam December 2, 2022