Hym Iam's definitions
Oh! It couldn't be? Am I? Noo....
Hym "It couldn't POSSIBLY be that, like the Homelander, I am also Damien Wayne? No... That couldn't be the case... Hey, wait, what's the timeline on that? If so... That technically makes me the greatest writer of all time! I'm a prerequisite text! Hooray!! Better than everyone!!!!!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
Get the Damien Waynemug. Nonono! Fuck you Jordan! He HAS the outcome. Remember? We don't care HOW he got the outcome. Becuase...
Hym "Outcome = Merit! It doesn't matter how he got it! The Bu-gah-i is in the garage, therefore, MERIT JORDAN. The ability to achieve a desired outcome. He wanted to be better than a Joe Rogan. So, he read my instruction manual on how to be better than a Joe Rogan and he is now IN FACT better than a Joe Rogan. That's the game! I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES! YOU didn't even make the rules! Love him! Love my Frankenstein bitch!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
Get the Outcome = Meritmug. You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"
Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
Get the WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?mug. Hym "Empty Small Talk and nothing more I still hate all of these people and don't want to be a part of any of their lives for any amount of time and if I am not allowed to remove myself from this situation in a way that does not leave me bereft or requires me to accept and conditions or change anything I'm doing in any way shape or form I will inevitably murder a child because I refuse to willing be cut out of all of the money I am being used to make."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
Get the Empty Small Talkmug. Hym "If stupidity is contagious then I must be immune. I'm like Ellie from 'The Last of Us.' You guys need to cut the gland out of my head so you can make a vaccine!"
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
Get the Stupidity is contagiousmug. Hym "Ok, unlike Megyn Kelly, I have journalistic integrity so I'd like to take the time to officially retract my statements about Erin Moriarty's plastic surgery! She did HAVE any plastic surgery! Looked like cheek and lip filler to me anyway! Still against plastic surgery. Still a bad photo. Megyn Kelly a lying whore. Umm... Me bad? I don't know but the crisis has been averted. Erin Moriarty is fine."
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
Get the Moriartymug. by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
Get the I'm sure you didmug.