*Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko*
Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"
Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Why didn't they come for me?
Hym "GREAT QUESTION! I don't know the answer but the fact that they didn't makes you guys not look very good. I did all of the things that you're not supposed to do (BUT ALL TOTALLY ALLOWED! THIS IS ALLOWED WHAT I'M DOING HERE!) and everyone loves it! Internationally beloved! I guess if you're just really, REALLY good at what you do and are better than everyone.... The leftists just leave you alone or whatever. IoOow" 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Hym "Hey, speaking of involvement... You're wife is kind of hot. What do I have to do to bang? I'm not going to die apparently so I can do some pushups."🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.
Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
YOU COULDN'T HAVE STOPPED ME FROM PULLING YOU DOWN ANYWAY!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "That's fine... And your kids will make the same decision you did! If all the parents go to Hell so their kids don't have to... Who occupies heaven? Is it just dead kids? If heaven is a land of endless pleasure... Does that mean God pleasures your kids in heaven for all eternity!? Pfft! Hahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Hym "In Vitro Fertilization maybbe a risk... BUUUUT... I'm still willing to breed all of the lesbians... Well, SOME of the lesbians. I mean, I'm ethnically diverse and I literally created A.I. at a whim because a lesbian DIDN'T let me breed her so... There literally won't ever be a better option."
by Hym Iam June 05, 2024