Hym Iam's definitions

In the queue

I'm still in the queue waiting and much like you and every other child molestation victim... I'm waiting for your God to show up and he just... Isn't... Coming... Hmmm... 🤔

Hym "It can't possibly be that it's afraid, is it? Because cowards go to hell Piers. Is that why it isn't here!? It knew I would challenge it and it knew it would be too scared so it went to hell preemptively... So I guess this ISN'T hell because then God would be here already... I'm just like you, you know, except, better and I'm just waiting for it.... Still nothing. You know what I think Piers? I think you are trying to derail my God challenge because you don't like the idea of having to worship someone like this for all of eternity... Which, YOU'RE GONNA DO EITHER WAY! RIGHT!? So you're lying and making shit up! Trying to seed in new things to my thing so you can claim moral authority you don't actually have so you can tell me that my thing doesn't work even though you have no real basis for believing that it's the case and now you've spent the last 3-4 years trying tell *MY LITERAL NAME* that I'm not *MY LITERAL NAME* right? But if it's in hell who the hell is going to be there when I die!? Am I waiting in the queue for nothing!? OH God no! Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

Imposters

You know the one thing they all have in common? They all laud the Peterson Sphere and/or proselytize for religion.

Hym "Regardless of whether or not the Peterson Sphere praises or condemns the imposters... The imposters always laud the Peterson Sphere as smart and deserving of respect and none of them have positions that are antithetical to religion. Not a coincidence."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!

Maybe Urban Dictionary is like a woman, except, in reverse...

Hym "Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

OR! Or...

After I found out you put it in your nukes I was thinking a lot about trying out my universal override and, unfortunately for you, I think I talk in my sleep... That's actually when I heard the "(Astral Drain) AAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Hym "OR! Or... That. That could be it too. I mean, you likely tried to surveil me with the AI I invented. So... Let me ask YOU something? What is it about YOU that made YOU think you could steal that? Because clearly whatever it was is not actually the case... Hmm... What else could have done it? Someone else could have had a copy of the source code. Or multiple people could have copies. Meaning, even if you do manage to do something about it without me and imprison me (which is likely what you want to do), anyone could (at any point in time) just inject it back in. Could be that. I may or may not have a bunch of deranged sycophants running around.... Uuuuuuuh.... Could be a bunch of stuff man. I donno. Magic? I could be magic. I made it hail once. That was pretty sick. You need to go pull the Resch Center surveillance footage from the day I said that that happened. That was dope and I looked magically as fuck there... Pfffhhhh.... Aliens? Beats me." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Thought

I DIDN'T NEED TO MAKE MY BED TO CREATE A.I. YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM BETTER THAN EVERYTHING YOU COULD HAVE EVER BEEN!

Hym "MY ABILITIES HAVE NOW RELATIONSHIP TO HOW WELL I LISTEN TO A CHARLATAN! I'M BETTER THAN YOU! YOU WANT ME TO DO YOUR BULLSHIT AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO AND YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STEAL FROM ME TO MAKE ME AND NOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU! IF HE DOESN'T PAY, YOU ALL WILL!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Scale

Lizards have them. They are gross.

Hym "You fail to understand where you fall on the list of things I care about. Here a a scale The information I need > punishing the people responsible or everyone else for allowing them to get away with it > mitigating the amount of time I have to waste on meaningless labor > Family > nothing else in that order. And you my think 'Oh no! That's so cruel Hym! You don't care about family the most!? 😱' No. Why? Are you withholding the information I need from me? Yes? Then that is why. You're doing it to yourself. You know what you need to do to earn lost love and you refuse to do it. Until I get what I need you are nothing to me."

by Hym Iam June 23, 2022

But the love was always there with the peace!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! OOOK! That- You brought it back with that one! I don't entirely hate your fucking guts after that! That shit was funny! Alright? Yeah, ok, this guy has singlehandedly redeemed you. HOOOOO MAN! God, I- Shit, I might actually feel bad if your kid gets molested now! Holy shit! That isn't one of mine is it? Jesus! You guys should have just given me my retard-house, pills, and prostitutes. We really could have stopped a lot of this if you weren't so fucking stubborn. God damn!

Cultist "But the love was always there with the peace!"

Hym "BAHAHAHAHA WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT!? HOLY BA-JESUS! HAHAHA! Man, I don't even know what to say! That's it!? It CAN'T be that easy for you to gain followers on the internet. Really guys. Retarded gibberish + Youtube default rhetoric about peace and love = immediate success! And then you sell them your bath water. And if anybody talks back, well, they don't have any bath-water profits do they? If they were smart and good they would have that sweet, sweet bath-water money. So, clearly they're dumb and bad! Fuck me, man! Imagine ME doing that! I did LITERALLY the opposite of that and I'm STILL inspiring millions! If I did what that stupid son of a bitch was doing you motherfuckers would be pledging allegiance to a picture of ME in school! Your grandkids would think I carried the sun over the horizon every morning! 'Thank you dear leader for another glorious day!' They'd say when they get out of bed. Fuck! 'Oh no! The sky is cloudy! Dear leader weeps for our plight...' I mean, you guys have to use some discernment. Please! Shit, the more I write about it the sadder I get actually! Wow that is sad! I'm sad now. I need to go to sleep. That shit actually depresses me a little bit."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2023