Definitions by Hym Iam
Death bots
OR rogue A.I. controlled death bots... I doubt they are going to care about a trademark... Probably should have cooperated...
Hym "It COULD be aliens... It could also be my death bots... In which case... Yeah... YOU ARE BEING CONQUERED! RESIST AND BE DESTROYED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough-cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Death bots by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
Confused
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
Exploitative Contracts
Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!
Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."
Exploitative Contracts by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
The Trial
You said you would stream the trial... I said "You are not going to stream that trial if they mention me and you damn well know it." I was right! Again.
Hym "I feel like I have more legal options here than I'm being presented with- Oh! Or maybe you CAN'T! Because of the COPYRIGHT! Are your guys LITERALLY unable to talk about it!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAH AH AHAHA! Oh shit! No, yeah, that's pretty funny! Cus you said you were going to post the trial and and I'm like "Bullshit, not if it mentions me!" And maybe you LITERALLY can't for that reason. That's hilarious! Wait... What are some of the other possible implications of this copyright thing..."
Worse than Lobotomy
Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."
Worse than Lobotomy by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
Re-Recording
Hahahahahahaha! Is that me!? AHA! THAT! IS! HILARIOUS! OHOHOHOHOHOHO! You stupid bitch! I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT BACK!
Hym "YOU DIDN'T ASK! YOU DIDN'T ASK YOU STUPID BITCH! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS HAPPENING! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHAHAHAHAHA! WOW! You motherfuckers are stubborn! Wow! Is THAT why she's re-recording the thing! Ha! Seriously! You motherfuckers are dumb, petty, AND corrupt! This is fucking priceless! Way to project your fame motive on to me, by the way! That is fucking sad! Hahaha! All this to avoid interacting with one of the evil, unclean, dregs of the society you lord over! That is fucking priceless! This right here is exactly why I hate celebrities! Ha! I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT BACK! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS DOING IT! That is funny! You can't NOT think that is funny. Oh, well, you're still property now so there's that.... Who do I own?"
Re-Recording by Hym Iam August 25, 2023