Toxic

That is not why you are not helping and not why you are not fucking. And you know who else is toxic? Women. Single mothers.
Hym "Nope. You're fucking the fat cocks. That's the only toxic thing going on here. You're perfectly find with toxicity when it's getting pumped straight into your uterus, LONG DICK STYLE! So nope. Dumb and bad. Hey, has anybody else seen Francesca Fertilefinnie's video titled 'Why President Trump is a rapist and why it's OK to call him a rapist?' Because that is a video that she made and is like 10 orders of magnitude worse than what the ABC guy did. Yeah. That's totally a thing she did."
by Hym Iam December 23, 2024
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Free Briana Boston

What is with all of the strange editing? It's like you're cutting something out. You got more jump cuts that an MCU fight scene.
Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! SEE!? Now that it's a woman doing it you care about it. You see how that works? That's bullshit. My rights are being violated. I have a right to be made whole. If you are going to free Briana Boston then you'd damn well be ready to do that."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
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Do you not know how to make one of these? Do you need some pointers? A blueprint maybe? Isn't that somebody's job? Shit, I know how. It isn't that hard. It's, in fact, super easy. I could do it without even trying. Why are there people with a million dollars (in that space) who can't do it? That's the real tragedy.
Iam "Is it really that hard to make a great movie that everyone loves?"

Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."

Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."

Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."

Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."

Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"

Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
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Numbers 31

Wait... The Jewish guy who is better than anyone at CNN... He's going to cite the passage in the bible where God... Tells his followers... To kill all of the men.... And all of the women who have known a man... And to capture all of little girls as spoils...
Hym 😨 "Did he just cite numbers 31!? I mean... You see the irony there, right? Am I the only one who sees it? I am? Oh... Well, no, see... I mean, you SEE the irony there? Number 31? THAT is the passage from the bible you want to quote there? Your entire position was 'Hamas are animals! The Jews would NEVER do the thing that Hamas is doing... Which is murder and kidnap children.... Like in Numbers 31... Where God tells them to do that... And then they do exactly that...' I mean, do you see the irony there? That you chose THAT PASSAGE to quote? You could have chose LITERALLY any other part of the bible! But you chose the 'Murder and kidnapping' part to quote... THERE, like, TODAY... Just now... Wh... Why?"
by Hym Iam October 09, 2023
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Diversity

“BuT tHeY dOn’T tAlK aBoUt DiVeRsItY oF tHoUgHt!” ~ A Dumb
Hym “And by ‘Diversity of thought’ you mean whatever you think AND woke ideology right? .......Right? Noooo.... Heheheh! No you fuckin don’t! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
by Hym Iam November 17, 2022
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The Bible

If I had to describe life in 783,137 words it would look something like this.... I might need an editor...
Hym "The Bible works pretty well but it violates the basic premise of the game. You're using someone else's answers to the test."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
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Wouldn't say it to your face

I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.
Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."
by Hym Iam May 09, 2025
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