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Caveat

Hym "See, Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones knows all about lying, doesn't he? 'You don't believe in God? Well, he doesn't believe in you either!' 🤣 Hahaha! What!?

How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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Getting the help that you need

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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No

What I need is to find one person in all of Sodom and Gomorrah to admit that you are doing what I said you are doing. Which you are. And I can prove it. You're not going to like how.
Guy 1 "Do you accept the basic assertion that reality is the direct result of a omnipotent reality creature willing everything into existence?"

Guy 2 "No but I've accepted Pascal's wager is a metaphysic and it influences my behavior to some extent."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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You are not being manipulated by me

Stop trying to misrepresent what is happening here. You are only doing it because you think I am misrepresenting your bullshit religion.
Hym "Stop doing therapist tactics on me you fucking clown you are not being manipulated by me. That is not what is happening here. I cannot and will live this and should not be expected to. I will not change until you address my legitimate grievance and if you had done that in the first place those kids in Texas would not be dead. I'm going to contact the parents of those kids and I'm going to tell them that rare forms of schizophrenia ARE NOT REAL and you are LYING to defend your bullshit profession. You will do what I am telling you to do therapy freak or you're going to have another death to cover up. It isn't a trick. I CAN tell you what to do and you CAN just to it. And if you HAD done that in the first place those kids would not be dead. I have already told you what I am not doing to do."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2025
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Show of solidarity

Hym "There's the show of solidarity! Target and Miller and more! Shows of solidarity are ALL you ever do! Every commercial... What's funny about it is not just what they are boycotting but why they are boycotting. You're not boycotting the cobalt slaves and you're not boycotting sweatshops... You're boycotting beer over a tranny. This is the perfect demonstration as to why democracy is flawed. You don't give a shit what the company's you buy from 'believe in'and the companies don't actually believe in anything. But the metric you use to validate your position in life is your financial success (or a dumb whore fucking you) and if the tranny can make more money than you (because company's are paying the tranny to be a tranny) then you're no better than a tranny. Your claim to superiority it undermined by their ability to accrue wealth. More followers. Better deals. You're inferior by your own metric. I mean... I looks to me like sabotage out of jealousy. You have to stop the tranny from being successful or you have to be inferior to it according to your own rules. But you have it veiled as a moral issue."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2023
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Purple-Man Theory

The theory first posited by Hym Iam (Yours truly) that states "If the Pareto principle applies to 'the ability to accrue influence'; then there will inevitably come a time where someone is able to accrue a supreme or vastly disproportionate amount of influence and use said influence for evil". Loosely derivative of pseudo-religious "Anti-Christ" literature and a reference to the Marvel villain "Zebediah Killgrave" AKA "Purple Man".
Influence part 2/ Purple-Man Theory

Iam "That's not true! Look at what Daryl Davis was able to do with those KKK members. He was able to get through the cognitive dissonance and get them to operate outside of the framework of conceptualization they had initially adopted."
Hym "That's just trading one framework for another. The act of adopting the framework allows them to forgo the 'reasoning' that is required (by definition) to constitute the expression of 'ego'."

Iam "But I doubt Daryl Davis has the philosophical suppositions required to constitute a 'Framework of conceptualization'. Anyone who is acting out the script of a 'framework of conceptualization' can (in fact) be reset to 'ego expression'."

Hym "Let's assume that you're correct. That's one anecdotal example of the KKK framework being reset to 'ego expression'. We don't know that it works that way across a variety of frameworks. We don't know whether or not they are falling under his 'indirect' influence so that's little more than speculation."

Iam "Then I guess we'll have to learn more about what he did to convince these KKK members to abandon their initial framework. He either posited a new framework (which they replaced the old one) or he broke through the cognitive dissonance and reset them all to 'ego expression'. But that's as far as we can get for now."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2022
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Olive Branch

No I really thought you were leading up to some kind of olive branch but, no, you're just doubling down. Well... You know what they say...
Hym "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me."

Iam "Disappointing.."

Hym "No, I really did think there was an olive branch thing going on here but no. Your trying to claim that this is me trying to achieve unearned virtue but I don't even know there were accolades for me to claim until your stupid ass said my name and MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that there are accolades that can be attributed to me and that you're withholding them from me because you think I don't deserve it. That's just you projecting a motive onto me that I didn't have initially. And the funniest part is that I was going to stop writing forever. After I was fired. I was going to stop writing. I started deleting my posts but I ended up getting bored a quarter of the way through so I just said screw it. You never would have heard from me again if you wouldn't have had Andy Ngo on and said my name. But I think you know that. I think you take great pleasure in denying me and you wanted me to know that I had these things that I could potentially claim. Well, NOW I KNOW. And I refuse to accept anything other that credit for the things I've inspired. That plan backfired didn't it? When it comes to unearned privilege you throw your hands in the air and say 'Oh, well, there's nothing we can do about it' but when it comes to 'unearned virtue' it needs to be militantly socially regulated because people who game the system are bad but people gaming the system for their kids by way of nepotism is virtuous."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2022
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