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Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.

Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Invisible Hand

That just isn't true Mike.

Hym "You are the invisible hand Mike. And by not doing what I am telling you to do right fucking now... You are preventing me from doing the thing your are saying there isn't and invisible hand doing... But where the invisible hand ISN'T... Is IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS. And THAT is where it SHOULD be. You need to MOVE THAT FUCKING HAND MIKE. You need to move that hand from where it is to in front of you kids because IF YOU DON'T... There isn't going to be anything there to block the knife. You only have fo many hands and no I do not have to do ANYTHING else. You move that fucking hand where it belongs, bitch. You understand? You move that fucking hand. You put it where you OUGHT to put it. You use that shit-brain and that mouth of yours properly. That's where your hand should be. I am not your child. As desperately as you want to be an authority I can not escape, I'm just too fast to miss a clumsy 3 foot tall idiot. No matter how weak and slow I am."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Me

If you're fine with it happening to me, why shouldn't you be fine with it ALSO HAPPENING TO YOU? Dumb. You motherfuckers are dumb.

A retard "But moms and catholics aren't bad! They shouldn't be doing it to them..."

Hym "Or anyone else?"

A retard "Well... Um... Maybe if it only happens to YOU... And NOT me... Then it'll be fine..."

Hym "Yeah, no, it's never going to only happen to me. It's never only going to 'people LIKE me.' And Catholics and Moms are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. What did they do? Fuck a fat cock, and nothing else. Not a claim to virtue or innocence. And Catholics, with all the kids they're molesting... I mean, I've molested 0 kids... Yet now that the government is doing it to people instead of random undisclosed people.... And they're doing it more broadly to PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN TYPE... Instead of A GUY of a certain type... Now it's a problem... Because now you're a part of a group that it's to whom it's happening... We gotta make videos about it and vote a certain way now... We gotta rally together because the thing that was happening to ME... Is now happening to you..."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Marlon Wayans

ALSO has a new stand up special where he dogs the shit out of Chris Rock... Hilarious!

Hym "Marlon Wayans had a comedy special too. It was good. I enjoyed it. It was on Hbo Max."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

A ride

Well...

Hym "I'm going to need a ride as I don't have a car or any moneyz. You're going to need to send someone. So instead of sending Mexican police officers to come and fucking harass me about Mexican crackheads and send a car. Send women to drive me. I'm not going to trust anywhere that a car you is going to take me is good if it isn't women."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2025

If it's good enough for me it's good enough for you

Lyrics from another song that plays on the radio at work, however, you don't apply that logic to your wife, you only apply it to remedial labor because ONE OF US is a cardinal contributor to the current model of AI and YOU (and not me) have to keep working after I'm credited and paid. It is a completely selfish thing you are doing and you're doing it because you suck and I do not. It's not for your daughter. It's not for your kids. You want to be better and you are not that. You went into this thinking one thing and now it is clear that you were wrong.

Hym "The logic of 'If it's good enough for me it's good enough for you'breaks down when you realize it only applies to labor. You don't have to let me fuck your wife or go without sex but if you try to force me to work even those I don't actually have to, the fact that you're doing it isn't something I have to ignore. I'm not living your lives with you. No matter what you do or say. You may have tricked your dumb whore of a wife or girlfriend into doing it with you but I don't have to do it with you. So I won't."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

They knew

The Israelis KNEW!

Hym "THEY KNEW! They knew Hamas was planning and attack on 0ct 7th and did nothing to stop OR outright ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN! I CAN'T IMAGINE SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENING! Can YOU!? Who could imagine such a thing!? Allowing an attack so you can justify doing whatever you want!? Who would even DO such a thing!? Knowing about an impending attack... Doing nothing... Or even THE OPPOSITE of what you have to... And then using the attack as post-hoc justification for the thing you were ALREADY DOING!? Why would anyone do THAT!? I've never even HEARD of such a thing occuring! Crazy! CRAAAAZY! What a crazy thing for them to do! Wow! Geez, I see no parallels between THAT and anything that has ever happened... Yep... A totally and completely unique occurrence and is in no way perfectly analogous to anything I've seen before... Wow! You know what that means right? For THAT to happen? There had to be a ton of stupid... Crazy... Morally repugnant people doing THE WRONG THING... DELIBERATELY... For that to happen... That what it would take. Hopefully they're all held accountable and their lives are destroyed. That's all I can hope for, RIGHT GUYS?"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024