The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Drag queen story hourmug. Speeching of which, I don't want to associate with literally any of the fucking people around me. My life is like that fucking Bo Burnham song. If you are stealing my shit and then arguing that you don't have to pay me because it violates your freedom of association...
Hym "How does being forced to associate with people who are actively surveilling for the sole purpose of misrepresenting me or my behavior isn't a violation of my freedom of association I don't know what is. Not that anyone gives a shit. You assholes better get used to the child murder because that's all your going get for me if this is how you pieces of shit are going to act."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
Get the Freedom of associationmug. Hym “Some of the not-me portions of it were poignant.... but other portions were me so you both can fuck each other”
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by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Get the Poignantmug. What ever happened to that guy? I thought about making a video about it and trying to find the guy and do what you wouldn't but I don't have the resources for that... And I don't want to.... And it would be funnier to wield the horde against my enemies... Because I don't give a shit about helping people anymore, that's for damn sure hahahahahaha!
Hym "I'm still waiting on a follow up about that guy you didn't help. Is he... Is he dead? Did he kill himself? You got to stop promulgating that ideology of yours. YoU dOn'T kNoW hOw MaNy PeOpLe It'S kIlLiNg 😫 Ha! That's funny. I'm funny. Hey, I've been sitting on this one for a while now. You want to hear it? I really wish I'd get the chance to uses these in person but whatever. Ok. You ready? Here it goes: 'I would have asked for help but all saw what happened to the last guy!' Get it? 'We all saw what happened to the last guy.' That was a good one. Man, I've had that since like day one. Is it easier now that I'm not 'grateful?' You feel better? You looked a little choked up. Shit, how long has it been since I threw my laundry in? God is it hard to keep track of time without electricity. Last day of the month though. Which means I only have to take shitty orders for one more day! Oh, and did you see the weekend content thing? Totally untapped market. See how full of shit Steven was with the knife guy thing? They be stabbing up muggers lately. Alright. Running out of characters. Gtg love you byyyyyye!
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the That guy you didn't helpmug. Hym "People are so full of shit. They tell you that after I mention the fact that Doug referenced my monk, the guy was like 'it was in the background of my Instagram' and it's like Yeah? Doug follows you on Instagram and just quoted the background chatter of a random guys Instagram for no reason? That's what happened? Doug follows you on Instagram, didn't recognize my voice, didn't know I would be watching the show he was on, referenced what I said, and all of this is just a coincidence. None of that was deliberate? Just an accidental thing that accidentally happened? You people are really dicking me with this. For real. You're worse than the fucking transgender idiots. Or at least just a bad. You're going to sit there and try to force me to deny reality. I have to pretend the chick yelling 'hey look it's the goblin slayer!' on her front porch doesn't know who I am? You know how I found out what's-his-face said he was humbled? Some random chick at a restaurant. She just said it out of context because she knew it would connect the dots. Or DIDN'T know I would connect the dots. I reference the 'humbled' statement out of context and you reference the guy to which I was referring. The day after I wrote the post. I just have to sit here and pretend it a coincidence. And it happens over and over. How? Crickets. No response. It's a complete fucking mystery."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2022
Get the Peoplemug. Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2025
Get the 80 hours a weekmug. Other people "YoU nEeD tO cArE mOrE aBoUt OtHeR pEoPlE!!!"
Hym "But... YOU'RE 'other people'... You... You want me to care... more about YOU?" 🤨
Other people 😐 "Yes. And do what we want you to do."
Hym 🤨 "You...You see how... Ok. So, to YOU, I'M 'other people.' "
Other people 😐 "And?"
Hym "Sooo... Why don't you try caring more about ME (as other people) and doing what I want YOU to do?"
Other people 🤬 "You're a selfish narcissist!! You need to care more about us!!!"
Hym "So... Jesus Christ 😩+🤦+🤏 So, I start caring about you and doing what you want. At what point do you begin to care about me and start doing what I want?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Is that not a thing that happens?"
Other people "Not everything needs to be about you." 😐
Hym "Will anything EVER be about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "............... Just going to fuckin stand there and look at me, huh? When do 'other people' start to care about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Yeah, ok... Alright... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here... I... I don't see what I have to gain from caring about you."
Other people"You're egocentric."
Hym 🤦 "That's... That's not a response to the thing I said... Ok. I don't see this going anywhere. No. I'm not doing that."
Hym "But... YOU'RE 'other people'... You... You want me to care... more about YOU?" 🤨
Other people 😐 "Yes. And do what we want you to do."
Hym 🤨 "You...You see how... Ok. So, to YOU, I'M 'other people.' "
Other people 😐 "And?"
Hym "Sooo... Why don't you try caring more about ME (as other people) and doing what I want YOU to do?"
Other people 🤬 "You're a selfish narcissist!! You need to care more about us!!!"
Hym "So... Jesus Christ 😩+🤦+🤏 So, I start caring about you and doing what you want. At what point do you begin to care about me and start doing what I want?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Is that not a thing that happens?"
Other people "Not everything needs to be about you." 😐
Hym "Will anything EVER be about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "............... Just going to fuckin stand there and look at me, huh? When do 'other people' start to care about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Yeah, ok... Alright... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here... I... I don't see what I have to gain from caring about you."
Other people"You're egocentric."
Hym 🤦 "That's... That's not a response to the thing I said... Ok. I don't see this going anywhere. No. I'm not doing that."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
Get the Other peoplemug.