Definitions by Hym Iam
For real
Hym "For real. It's not a dare. It's an order. Drone strike me for terrorisming and put an end to all of this. Me stabbing a kid is not going to invalidate the contract so you can just go ahead and stop trying to weasel out of it. Just Drone strike me today. It'll be good. I think it's good."
Where
Hym "You tell me. I mean, where is the investigation? Does the FBI not investigate things like this or do they usually stop investigating after your theory of Artificial Intelligence works and the government steals it and you mark their souls with soul contract? Cause... That's what happened..."
Half
Yes.
Hym "It might not be exactly half but a non-zero portion of the people who know who I am are from an ancillary audience that has access to the posts that Urban Dictionary filters out. The GOOD audience may only know me from the posts that made it though the filter or from posts under another name. Such as Gankster Grux, Daaaaaaaaaa, Ndengei (which is also my Reddit handle and is also associated with my primary or ancillary email). I may need some assurances that you are not allowing my good followers to be abused by either the bad audience or YOUR followers. This would fall under the requirements of the leverage clause.,"
Perfect
The corporeal portion of the contract does still need to be fulfilled as the contract is half corporeal and half ethereal.
Hym "Perfect! And of course I will allow anyone who want to bare the mark do so though in agreeing to maintain the mark could be see as complicity. But aside from that, as long as I have one heaven guarantor, if you would rather not bare the mark then I'm perfectly happy to amendment the contract."
(If you don't credit and pay me)
Hym "Kill everybody (If you don't credit and pay me) is the WHOLE thing and I really didn't think you would be this resistant to crediting or paying me. Or I guess you could have paid the wrong person but, like, the second it started going off and the wrong person found out THEY WOULD HAVE KNOWN that they were stealing it so what did they say? 'Not my problem?' I mean, the people in my community knew who I was immediately when I posted the Etymology of my name. So... I mean, you could have got a warrant for the email address the was INITIALLY ASSOCIATED with this pseudonym. And I still use but to ever check my email. You have to consider that THAT is also compromised. If I had known it was going off I would have said something sooner. So... You know... Oops."
(If you don't credit and pay me) by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
Not Own
Hym "Nonononono... Not OWN them. They have been marked. The mark dictates that 'The person who casts the mark can change their location from wherever they currently are to the mark' And it isn't magic or voodoo or anything. It's a covenant to the whole of humanity. You bare the mark. If God declines my challenge, I use the mark to get to where God is. If NOT... The mark is expended. If SO... The mark is expended upon use. Walk straight to God. Whatever happens happens. And then it's settled. I think I'll make it a Galactus or something. The Jews can keep their Jewness and be, like, silver surfers or something."
Terrorism
OK.
Hym "Then drone strike me for the terrorism. NOW please. I would like you to drone strike me. I just want to see that B2 bomber just one more time."