People keep telling me to worry about myself but every time I see my reflection I can't help but be enamored by my own visage.
Hym "I worry that you miss the point of all this.... And you clearly didn't watch the anime. Do? There isn't anything TO do. We just watch. I don't have to let you have your BANAL 'don't mess with our kids' moment (because that's clearly what you're what you've decided to make this about) but I AM.... and other people AREN'T doing that. Actively. Right now, probably. I mean, statistically. It's something... and it's happening right now... Heheheheheheheh.... That's not a threat by the way. Just stating the obvious. I'm guessing that's why you're so eager to take this out on me.... It's fine... Really... But my mind is my own and is worth more than the burlap sacks full of shit you call your children. And now that we've established that... If you ask nicely I'll give it to you. Little moment? Let's... I want to hear a 'please' in there too. Make it compelling. You can do it. I believe in you. You ask real nice. Throw a 'sir' in there. You guys are golden. And then thank me for doing this instead of any of the other horrific things people are already doing."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2023
Yay Guillermo! He said the thing I said except not as well and after me! Neat! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!
Hym "What's with bald, weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My hair is too thick for most hair clippers, man. I shave my head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'm willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy one, my G. Or you don't, in which case, I feel bad for your wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons. 4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I don't want to hump your wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2023
Hym "Which is unacceptable. We're going to have to sit through 10 years of abject misery ALL BECAUSE you dumb motherfuckers are too stupid to just fucking murder them. Consumer good up by 225% or more now. Fucking worthless. You need to stab and stab until they get the picture. You have no fucking integrity. No pride. It's fucking pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic. You don't understand the economy? That's fine. Someone does. We got enough of them running around. What is causing the inflation. Stop doing it or die. You need to stop letting the retarded gomers lie straight to your face."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2024
Hym “Look at the mold shit. You see how full of shit you’re allowed to be. Like... you’re not anonymous but your full of shit. And you’re clearly a narcissist. Fascinating. You’re quite the creature. It’s good to know that my charlatan detector is working. ‘You’re allowed to criticize me but you have to be nice! Except don’t be nice because being nice is bad.’ What a clown. What an actual clown. And what you guys like to do is use kids as a meat shield to push your fascistic ideology.”
by Hym Iam November 03, 2022
Additionlly...
Hym "If one trillion dollars is a drop in the bucket... Then paying me enough to retire... Is SEVERAL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE... LESS than a drop the bucket. It's like a simple hydrogen molecule. So no. You just won't want to pay. You have to pay. I DON'T have to work. So, I'm not going to."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
Hym "I'm obviously alluding to the fact that they're bitching about not getting paid when I've made material contributions to things for which I have not been paid. Really. I know I'm not a scab. You have to know this. Man, they are just tossing those phds around aren't they? You know... That I know... That YOU KNOW I both know what the term scab means and that I can't be one because OTHER PEOPLE are actively getting paid for this. Like... Why do you think I don't know that?"
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023
Am I a scab?
Hym "Michael! Mike! MICHAEL! Am I a scab? Am I going to get paid from the writer's strike or is the guy who stole my work and put it in an Anthony Mackie movie going to get paid more? Is HE a scab!? I don't know what a scab is."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023