The Perimeter

Oh, hey, by the way... I tried to say I'll be- I'm just kidding. Um, the perimeter doesn't reach very far. It only goes as far as the residential area of the pier.

Hym "That's why I asked how many kids I saw within however many days. You guessed 3 and you were right regarding THAT day but you missed the 3 little boys by the pier. The perimeter doesn't reach very far."

by Hym Iam April 04, 2023

Available

Fucking a retard.

If you're not too unavailable to fuck a retard then you're available. If you don't think so then I'll make it a point to demonstrate exactly how available you are to me and we can learn together what a dying cripple sounds like.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Down

What the system is of a

Hym "That was a bit of a let down. I go through all of that trouble to reveal myself and what happens? Nothing. Boring! I'm bored. You're boring me. I was expecting some kind of 'StOp DiSmAnTlInG mY dAdDiEs FrAuDuLeNt EtHiC' or something but instead I have to sit here wondering whether or not you solved the riddle. If I wanted to come out and say 'Oh! Hey! Here I am!' I would just make a YouTube channel. That defeat's the purpose of the thought experiment."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Review

Ha! Yeah that would be cringe... Which I why I refuse to do it. Yeah, I don't want to do that and won't.

Hym "Yeah, don't ask me to review my shit. I was there the first time and so was everyone else."

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Too recalcitrant

Probably the exact justification they used to seize Paris Hilton against her will where she was raped repeatedly. You know, I bet.... You know what? I'm not going to say it. I'll save it for later.

Hym "Call me too recalcitrant but whatever you use to try and punish me WILL INEVITABLY be used against you by the people you would least want to have control of it. Just like MY A.I. being used to commit genocide in the gaza strip. It isn't a choice between the people you want to have contril of it and the people you don't. It's a choice between me and someone worse..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Debt collectors

No nigga I cannot answer my phone.

Hym "Because I have DEBT COLLECTORS and these niggas talk'm bout some 'would you like to set up a payment.' NO BITCH! I do not. I don't have any fucking money. So no. And the buzzer to my apartment doesn't work either. You need to make a concerted effort to reach me. I communicate by way of mail, text, and YouTube bitch. That is all. Dms on Facebook."

by Hym Iam September 02, 2025

That one guy

You ever go back and help that guy that you dispassionately waved off the stage or no? Did he kill himself? Do you know? I don't know his name.

That one guy "Daddy Jesus! I need help! Lay your hands upon me!"

Hym "HAHAHAHAHA! That is so fucking embarrassing for you! First of all, even asking for help makes you pathetic. Secondly, you cannot afford him you idiot! Third, you look like a crazy sycophantic weirdo! Hahahahahaaa!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022