People are looking for easy moral virtue. It’s easy to be virtuous by having a messy life and saving the planet and it’s simplest to save the planet by concentrating on one thing and it’s simplest to concentrate on the woke left as if that’s the only challenge that confronts us. So, you have this overweening, prideful, and ignorant requirement to put yourself forward as some sort of prophet, reduce the complexity of the problem to opposing the woke left and then if you can get rich as an additional benefit to you own envy, so much the better. And how do I know? Because I’m Dr. JeepJorp! This was a quote! The whole time! I was quoting Dr. Poopoorocks! You thought it was me but it was actually Dr. Prophet Evolutionary Biologist!
Hym “HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!!! (R.I.P Kevin Conroy) That’s exactly what YOU do though, Professor Jordanson! That’s you! If I said that you would take it as a confession! Hahaha! Holy shit! That is hilarious! That’s the real and actual thing that you did! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile the thing that you ACTUALLY DID and are doing with your opposition to THE THING THAT YOU ARE ALSO DOING!?”
Hym “HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!!! (R.I.P Kevin Conroy) That’s exactly what YOU do though, Professor Jordanson! That’s you! If I said that you would take it as a confession! Hahaha! Holy shit! That is hilarious! That’s the real and actual thing that you did! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile the thing that you ACTUALLY DID and are doing with your opposition to THE THING THAT YOU ARE ALSO DOING!?”
Dr. Charlatan “Well I’m not doing that! I am what I say I am! And sometimes I’m an evolutionary biologist. And sometimes I’m a neurologist. Like a non-binary! I am whatever I say I am in the moment!”
Hym “SEE!? Do you see it!? That right there!! Do you see the thing!? Oh man! I can’t be the only motherfucker who sees it right!? It can’t just be me!? WOW! This is an actual guy! HoOoOoOoly shit! You can’t be real!!! You can’t be! I actually gave credit for the shit I took as often as reasonably possible and when called out on not doing it I admitted where I got it from and literally told people to go there and watch it! So you can’t say you’re doing the thing I did. But you are in fact doing the thing you accuse them of doing! ACTUALLY! That’s why you’re the Kira archetype character in the anime about us! You ARE THAT! And like L it doesn’t matter that I proved it! They are just going to turn a blind eye to it! You’re Kira! Your are who I thought you were. You’re political platform is literally just self preservation.”
Dr. Snoop D-O Doubleeterson “You just hate the successful!”
Hym “I’m not writing about Jeffery Bezos!”
Dr. Doctor Doctorson “You just want easy moral virtue!”
Hym “YOU’RE HEARLADED AS A PROPHOT AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE RELIGION YOUBARE A PROPHET OF! Your gerrymandering the definition of God into ‘the highest value a person has’ and are telling Muslims what to do!!! You want to talk about complexity? GOD (YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN) ALMIGHTY!”
Hym “SEE!? Do you see it!? That right there!! Do you see the thing!? Oh man! I can’t be the only motherfucker who sees it right!? It can’t just be me!? WOW! This is an actual guy! HoOoOoOoly shit! You can’t be real!!! You can’t be! I actually gave credit for the shit I took as often as reasonably possible and when called out on not doing it I admitted where I got it from and literally told people to go there and watch it! So you can’t say you’re doing the thing I did. But you are in fact doing the thing you accuse them of doing! ACTUALLY! That’s why you’re the Kira archetype character in the anime about us! You ARE THAT! And like L it doesn’t matter that I proved it! They are just going to turn a blind eye to it! You’re Kira! Your are who I thought you were. You’re political platform is literally just self preservation.”
Dr. Snoop D-O Doubleeterson “You just hate the successful!”
Hym “I’m not writing about Jeffery Bezos!”
Dr. Doctor Doctorson “You just want easy moral virtue!”
Hym “YOU’RE HEARLADED AS A PROPHOT AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE RELIGION YOUBARE A PROPHET OF! Your gerrymandering the definition of God into ‘the highest value a person has’ and are telling Muslims what to do!!! You want to talk about complexity? GOD (YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN) ALMIGHTY!”
by Hym Iam November 18, 2022
And that’s why I love you and what you do because you’re the good one and me? I’m also the good one. We’re both the good ones. You’re a master of what you do because it make it look like my ideas are being opposed without me being exposed as a charlatan. It lends to my credibility in spite of the fact that what you’re saying is critical”
Hym “That’s what a Narcissist does. Love-bombing. He’s a narcissist. Just ask Teal Swan (who is NOTa cult leader and is an absolute gem... maybe... possibly not. I don’t really know). Narcissist. And he has a frowny-face about the A.I. thing because the thing I said might actually work because I’M THE THING I SAY I AM. A Genius. Hurray me!”
by Hym Iam November 26, 2022
Hym "An army would be an unexpected boon but I won't even need one. As long as some of your kids die (and they will) over what you are doing to me, that is all I need. There is only me getting the credit and payment I deserve and your kids dying. There is nothing outside of this paradigm. I'm not arguing with you. I don't need an argument. I don't need a premise. You'll get nothing but child murder and the parents who's kid you are sacrificing want me to get credited and paid. You are harming them by doing this to me."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Father stabbed in front of 3 year old for asking a guy not to vape. Bystanders sat and did nothing. One guy posted his commentary.
Hym "That's you! That's what you're like! All your talk about solidarity and for what? To bleed out while people sit there and watch. That's what you're like. That's all you're good. Sitting idly by and DOING NOTHING while people like me spin the wheel of progress just for you to steal it."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2024
Hym "And that is why you don't waste a perfectly good Djimon Hounsou! Was he not in the Gladiator sequel? Like... I don't remember Gladiator. Does he die in Gladiator? Why would he not be in the sequel? And you know what? 'Push' ALSO needs a sequel. That is why I need MY money. There needs to be a Jenna Ortega remake of the 2009 movie 'Cursed' but you fucked it up by doing Beettlejuice cus now you can't have Christina Ricci in it! It's gonna look too much like Beetlejuice with werewolves in it!"
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."
by Hym Iam March 09, 2024
Doing the same thing a fat goblin whore is doing but not getting a promotion you don't deserve for running a brothel.
All the child killer does in this shit show is work 3 hours a day and whore out her staff to one of the retards. I'm going to rape her favorite whore and stab her favorite retard.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2020