Hym Iam's definitions

Living a lie

Jordan lives a lie. I don't think he should be eradicated.

Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Source Material

Hey! You took my advice! Or obeyed my command... Either way, I'm glad to hear it. I'm technically a creative consultant though...

Hym "That a boy! Man? Man isn't the saying though... Maybe I'll change it... Yep. I'm changing. We're saying 'That a man' now. SO SAYS HYM!!! Ok. But I'm glad you decided to guided it more towards the source material."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Circumstances

The whole 'You're exactly were you deserve to be' rhetoric is more for the people for the people saying it than it is for the people listening. It's a way for them to affirm that THEY deserve THEIR competence. "I dEsErVe ThIs!" They cry as they clench their bad of money 💰 It's a way of dismissing circumstance all together as though external factors don't, I don't know, lead people to ending up in gas chambers, or the ground, or a Romanian prison.

Hym "This is what I mean by pandering to masochistic disaffected men who want to be told they are shit. I mean, seriously. Cut everyone out of your life (unless they have some vague goal of making money) and get off social media (except to watch my channel). If you're dealt a red 7 and a black 2 your skill at poker isn't going to change your circumstances more than the flop. The guy across the table could very well have cards up his sleeve. Shit, the dealer could turn over 3 7s. You could buff your way out of it. But no one can blame you for losing that hand.

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Retard

You know why I like the word so much? Because it is the definition of what you're doing to me. I'm literally being retarded by the people around me. You are literally delaying or holding me back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
"our progress was retarded by "people" who thought they knew better"

Hym "Listening serves no purporse other than to give yourself an excuse to retard my accomplishment. 'I'm helping you!' You are a retard. All you do is retard. Only a retard as retarded as you could retard someone so thoroughly."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Criteria

Oh wow! Making things worse by the criteria is unacceptable!? I guess I was RIGHT... AGAIN! How can one man BE so right?

Hym "Making things worse by the criteria is 'unacceptable' he says. I guess Taylor is right. She is the problem."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023