Hym Iam's definitions

Criteria

Oh wow! Making things worse by the criteria is unacceptable!? I guess I was RIGHT... AGAIN! How can one man BE so right?

Hym "Making things worse by the criteria is 'unacceptable' he says. I guess Taylor is right. She is the problem."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

No

Hahaha when has THAT every worked?

Hym "Saying 'No'? When has it EVER worked? And the only thing I told you to do is die..."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Bitch

And you're a deformed hack who's objectively less funny than me and you cast away your entire friend group because youre afraid of your pedophile God.

Hym "I may be a bitch but I'm not that 👆"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

The Devil

If you're The Devil, why would you come down here with us without superpowers or something? Where are your superpower?

Hym "Oh, I don't know, if I was The Devil I would want to prove that you would torture me forever if you could... Because it ain't hate that I feel for you, is it Jordan? What is it I feel for all of you? You can tell them. It's ok. And now I won't have to feel bad for you."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Margot Robbie

Because Margot Robbie doesn't fit the tine of the movie. That's why.

Hym "Because Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn is a campier version of the character that sayinf things like 'Splooge'. Why would she be in Folie à Deux?"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Ambient Gaslighting

It's literally just "weaponized schizophrenia". He literally just called it a different thing. That's another Dr. I'm better than. Can you believe that shit?

Hym "Ambient Gaslighting? Isn't it kind of sad that I'm just better than all the psychology doctors? ..... By default? I mean, seriously... That's another one. He saw this and he's like 'Wow, that's brilliant! Look at how much better this guy is than me at the job that I trained at for years!' I KNOW, RIGHT!? I thought I was worse than everyone! And the sad part is I don't even want to be better than anyone! I just AM!"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023