Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Shoplifting is ALLOWED if you're REE-lon or KikerJew no 8 over there. That is exactly what they did too! I'm like Red Bull and YOU RETARDED ASSHOLES walked into the gas station that is Urban Dictionary and you snatched the Summer edition white peach Red Bull out of the coller and then ran out with it. What is the difference between Ree-lon and the people robbing those stores? BLACK. BLACK is the difference but APPARENTLY the white, retarded, nepotistic offspring if rich people don't have to live by the same standards. WHICH IS THE THING I SAID! I said that was the case about what was happening with the other retard! That's why I'm here! It isn't threatening your kids. It isn't anti-semitism. It's the retards. They have a retard coalition. They're all retarded but it's happening."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2025
Get the Shopliftingmug. Hym "Coming from a guy who's like this anti-woke parasite of a comedian who has PARTICIPATED DIRECTLY in the public discourse and has LITERALLY contributed less than I HAVE; the assertion that I'm 'Not real' doesn't really carry a lot of weight. My comedy is better. My THOUGHT is better. The fact that you even consider what you do 'thinking'is an affront to the very concept of thought."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
Get the Not realmug. Hym "Or do. But ttill me. Mostly about rape, molestation, and child murder. Hahahahaha... *sigh* Yeah, it's good stuff. And that shitty song plays on the speaker at the job I work at and the funny part is who fat is his cock? Because if he's got a fat cock then it's just me being right all along again. I know he has a propensity to date black women so clearly you're just fucking the fat cocks."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
Get the Or Domug. There isn't.
Hym "You wish there was a better way than holding kids hostage? There isn't one. This may be the child murder alternative but that doesn't mean YOU have to feel good about it."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
Get the A better waymug. Hym "And she's right. The 'Lur' is the most important part- er, 'Lar' I liked it. Obviously talking about her rendition of Popular from Wicked. It was good."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
Get the Popularmug. No I get the credit. I think you're making up rules for how things work that don't actually coincide with reality. You are weighing my life against the life of someone who IS NOT AFFECTED BY THIS.
Hym "And I think making up these rules in your imagination here does nothing but absolve you of your culpability in 'telling people what to do' while at the same time making do what you want. So, no. There is NOTHING that means I don't get credit for doing that. You will either tell the story of how someone tried to steal the credit for AI and failed OR you will tell the story of how you tried to steal the credit for AI and the creator of AI murdered as many kids as he could before you finally managed to kill Hym. Your calculation of 'wellbeing' does nothing but treat people like clockwork automatons what are running on a script comprised of our current epistemic data set. You don't need to be convinced. I don't need to have authority over you. I'm not doing whatever you are trying to get me to do by doing this. This is why your kids keep getting murdered. YOU are the reason that is happening. I still haven't seen a single progressive talk about the 2 mass stabbings. I don't care that the crime is down. You are shit. If I cannot remove you people... From my life... I would rather murder your kids and kill myself."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
Get the Creditmug. So full of shit.
I'm listening to your story and I'm like "You straight up used that guy" and then you demonize him by saying "you can just sense the desperation" and it's like yo.... Give me a break. How it sounds to me is that you're blaming him for your inability to establish boundaries. You needed a roommate and you "wanted to stay friends" and then you used him until you didn't need to have half of your rent paid. And then you went on to meet real friends that you had reciprocal relationships with and this guy was sitting there like wtf she actually used me. And this is why women make terrible friends. You don't want to have to suck a dick you won't throw yourself at so you overcompensate by refusing to reciprocate in ANY capacity. And then live a lie so you can keep getting free shit. "Well, I told him to stop doing stuff for me (kind of. Even though I still kind of wanted him to do it)" So first you say "I don't want to fuck you let's just be friends" and then you say "We can be roommates but I probably won't see you a lot" then you say "I don't want you to be a part of my social life. I was lying about being friends. It was just a convenient way for me to get out of sleeping with you and prevent you from hating me so I could continue to get things out of you and now that I have new friends you are no longer necessary." You stopped being friends the second he tried to fuck you after you broke up. He didn't know. You did. Be he overreached. He's the "little buddie".
I'm listening to your story and I'm like "You straight up used that guy" and then you demonize him by saying "you can just sense the desperation" and it's like yo.... Give me a break. How it sounds to me is that you're blaming him for your inability to establish boundaries. You needed a roommate and you "wanted to stay friends" and then you used him until you didn't need to have half of your rent paid. And then you went on to meet real friends that you had reciprocal relationships with and this guy was sitting there like wtf she actually used me. And this is why women make terrible friends. You don't want to have to suck a dick you won't throw yourself at so you overcompensate by refusing to reciprocate in ANY capacity. And then live a lie so you can keep getting free shit. "Well, I told him to stop doing stuff for me (kind of. Even though I still kind of wanted him to do it)" So first you say "I don't want to fuck you let's just be friends" and then you say "We can be roommates but I probably won't see you a lot" then you say "I don't want you to be a part of my social life. I was lying about being friends. It was just a convenient way for me to get out of sleeping with you and prevent you from hating me so I could continue to get things out of you and now that I have new friends you are no longer necessary." You stopped being friends the second he tried to fuck you after you broke up. He didn't know. You did. Be he overreached. He's the "little buddie".
You have to be their little buddy while they fuck some they shouldn't be fucking. They know they shouldn't be fucking him because it makes them feel like a terrible person. And then they come to you and expect you to absolve the of their guilt like your some kind of priest. Then you get thrown in the trash. But it's YOUR FAULT. They aren't the ones being misleading. It's your behavior and the emotions the project on to you. They couldn't just not use you. That would only make too much sense and solve all of their problems with men they don't want to fuck. Here's the thing. Women won't ever have a male friend. All of the men you meet are just there to fuck you and you know that. But you keep them around anyway in case they are useful. You're never going to get this guy his dick sucked. You are not going to be there for him. Why? Because that isn't his role. He is there to be your little buddy. If he is getting fucked you can't keep him around. His girl won't want you hanging with him. And on a long enough timeline you know the dude you're fucking isn't going to want you around other dudes. So it isn't real. The friendship between a man and a woman is a parasitic one. She latches on, a male parasite swims up and breeds with her, she detaches from her host (you), and she goes off to lay eggs and die. It's a losing proposition. A women that won't fuck you won't ever respect you. You're a second class citizen in her life. Women.
by Hym Iam December 20, 2020
Get the Womenmug.