Definitions by Hym Iam

School shootings 

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.

Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."

School shootings by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Sales are hard 

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.

Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."

Sales are hard by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Hipaa 

You're welcome Michael!

Hym "If there's nothing wrong fucking the retard, there's nothing wrong with violating Hipaa! Who does it harm? What's the harm, Michael!? You're trying to carve out a sexual impropriety exemption for women and it's bullshit, Michael!"

Hipaa by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Your wife 

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.

Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."

Your wife by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Empathy

CORRECT Hodge twins! Very good! I explained that 8 years ago!

Hym "Yessir! My thing on empathy is correct! Perfect conceptualization of things! Woooo!"

Empathy by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Muscle Mass 

Oh really? You changed up your workout? That's hilarious! See? I'm not completely full of shit.

Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"

Muscle Mass by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Myself 

And I described myself with a level of perfect precision and honesty the likes of which the world has ever seen.

Hym "And it's not like I didn't describe myself."

Myself by Hym Iam December 2, 2023