Hym "Get this Zohran Momdani guy out of here. Make it Cuomo. The progressives are trying to cheat and telling their voters how game the ballot. Make it Cuomo. No Zohran Momdani. Fuck this guy."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2025
Get the Zohran Momdanimug. Is not the reason companies are successful. Jordan Peterson is a liar. It SOUNDS GOOD... But that isn't actually what is happening. McDonald's is successful because people trust McDonald's. They have a mass-producable product that prioritizes expediency over quality. I go to McDonald's because I want a burger but not enough to keep the ingredients in my house and cook it myself. Or because nothing else is open at 1 in the morning.
Hym "What did you trust Disney not to do that they are doing now? You trusted them not to put gay characters in their shows and now the got them homos everywhere. Disney is successful because the carved out an early monopoly on children's shows and attached it to a theme park. You go to see Disney movies because you have kids and NOW you got to see Pixar movies AND Disney movies because you have kids. Now, you don't like Disney because you want to use entertainment media to control how your kids are going to think in the future and you're literally trying to extort them into not... Doing what exactly? Exalting or demonizing archetypes in accordance with the whim of a literal pretender?
by Hym Iam July 03, 2024
Get the Trustmug. Hey, if conservatives got their hands on that school shooter's manifesto, how do we know they didn't tamper with it? And why the school shooter that killed Catholic kids the day after Matt Walsh said he was waging a "holy war" on the trans amd not the other school shooters?
Hym "The manifesto leak didn't say anything about their motivation. They just expressed the vague desire to kill but that isn't motive. So, what did they leave out and why THAT shooter and not the other shooters?
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
Get the Manifestomug. Framing. That's what he means. He's argeeing with me right there whether he wants to or not. And that's the point of all this. I can make you do it even if you have nothing but contempt for me. I can make you agree with some of it.
Hym "Yes framing is more important than substance.... To idiots.... and that's who you need to win over to get more corpses for your horde. Call it tone but 'framing'is the same thing."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Get the Tonemug. The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
Get the God's dilemma (Again)mug. Hym "I don't see how God is 'being' itself isn't just as circular as 'What is a Woman' and even if that IS that case then God didn't SAY anything and the bible isn't true. If it isn't an agential being then no moral lesson can be derived from the things it supposedly does. It literally doesn't mean anything for God to be being. Like, you're making the word God synonymous with universe or existence or everything and it raises more questions than it does to answer the question of what 'God' is. It's just this ommission of definition regarding what 'A God' is as a noun."
by Hym Iam December 02, 2024
Get the God Is 'Being' Itselfmug. Yeah, you see it's not the biggest strongest chimp that rules but the one the maintains relationships and blah blah blah women or something.
Hym "You see how he's just dialing back the competence thing, right? The Alpha male isn't the one who sluts out the most females it's the one that's nice to them or something. Just his subtle way of imposing his values on his fans. Be nice to women whether they sleep with you or not because that's the REAL competence. His whole thing is conflationary. He's conflating 'Competence' with 'association' because he knows success has more to do with association than competence. That's what he does. He says things that are untrue. And then just dials them back. It's a subtle way of trying to manipulate his fans into being nice to women and is evidence he doesn't give a shit about 'disaffected young men'. The manipulation is the evidence. Right there. "
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
Get the Competencemug.