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Everybody knows better. You don't think what you think. You don't think what you say you think. You should think what THEY need you to think. Your motivations can't be articulated. They can only be inferred. The contents of your mind aren't your own. You are a blank canvas who serves no purpose other than to be painted to illustrate the speculations of others. Framed to their liking and walked past dispassionately in the museum of life. Maybe one of the CURATORS will pay you some attention every once and a while. Explain to the mob what you mean. You have no ability to express yourself. You can't know the contents of your own mind. You can only be observed. And if they're wrong? Who gives a shit? IT doesn't matter. Even though IT is you.
Hym "Everybody know better. Even though they don't. It doesn't. It won't matter. You'll be dead soon... And it'll be like you had never existed at all..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Everybody mug.It isn't just women Alex. This ties into the broader solipsistic nature of man that I've been talking about.
Hym "And it reminds me of a Joe Rogan podcast clip that I saw recently. It was a spelunker talking about what he does and he says 'There is this unspoken rule. 👉I👈 always go home.' Meaning if something happens, I'm going to leave you for dead. And I'm like... You know if you leave me for dead and I survive I'm going to murder you and rape your wife and kids right? And the kill them too? Do you seriously expect me to get out and be like 'Oh shit man. I know how the unspoken rule works!' No. If you do that and I'm not dead... You will be. So... There is unspoken rule number 2: If you're going to leave someone for dead... Make sure they're dead. But this has nothing to do with women. I just think in an associative manner and you made me think of that."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Women mug.We may also be faking a health crisis... Maybe the assburger sex cult thing hit a little too close to home and that's why everyone is so desperate to pretend this isn't happening! Ha!
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Health crisis mug.An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Putin mug.I mean really!? You have got to be fucking shitting me with that! Wow! That is my bad! And with the "Mark" thing from earlier? That... That is a mind fuck. I'm actually sorry.... I don't know what else to say... I mean, shit. That's entirely coincidental. Unless he's a fan and changed his name to like... BECOME Hym... like... As well... You know? As like a symbolic gesture. But damn... I wish I was at a loss for words but that won't ever happen... I've never even heard of that guy. Right? And the Dr. "Hym" thing? Like, the "Hym" was in parentheses because it was acting as a substitute for my ACTUAL name. Either way. I'm not going to pretend this isn't happening. I'm not taking no for an answer.
Hym "And at the same time I don't give a fuck about Dr. Hyman (And NOT HYM). I not going to let you use this as a means for behavioral control. I don't care how many people need to suffer for you to get that through your bitch skull. No to your no. I don't have to let you wield my mind against me."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Hyman mug.Something I'm not... Outside of the wild coincidence. THAT I'm sorry for but literally nothing else. And I'm only mildly sorry. It's more amusing than anything.
Hym "I'm sorry that I threatened him instead of just murdering them all. There, happy? I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry at all. For anything. And again. You CANNOT stand not being able to control me. You, whoever you're cooperating with. That's alright. Your cancer priest is burning in the hell I've made for him. Know that for certain. Or die and go see it for yourself. Sorry. Maybe I'll forgive him later."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Sorry mug.The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.
Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."
Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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