Hym Iam's definitions
No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
Get the Ironic Punishmentmug. Hym "You just like to sit and what religious people lie blatantly? The song was viral when you reported on it. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
Get the Viralmug. Hym "This is all kinds of unjust enrichment! And stalking... And harassment in the workplace... Gaslighting... Child endangerment... Unpaid labor... Uncredited chief researchering... This is a lot of bad things all happening to me... My car broke down... Dry balls... None of this is good... And it LITERALLY CAN'T BE MY FAULT! Because I'm not being unjustly enriched. I'm not stalking myself. I'm not harassing myself. I'm not gaslighting myself. My children aren't in danger. I didn't uncredit or unpay myself. I didn't do a lot of bad things to myself. And both my car and my balls have been on borrowed time for a while now!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
Get the Unjust Enrichmentmug. Iam "Is that going to be the purpose of our life? Acquiring credentials so people will take us seriously. Do I really need a PhD to tell people not to drink rat poison?"
Hym "We can aquire them and wield them against our foes. Hahahahaha! Ouch... My head still hurts."
Iam *sigh* "If the things we say are true we shouldn't need a million dollars and a doctorate..."
Hym "You need to label to throw in their face or they just assume they know better."
Iam "Well... I hate that it's like that sometimes..."
Hym "We can aquire them and wield them against our foes. Hahahahaha! Ouch... My head still hurts."
Iam *sigh* "If the things we say are true we shouldn't need a million dollars and a doctorate..."
Hym "You need to label to throw in their face or they just assume they know better."
Iam "Well... I hate that it's like that sometimes..."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
Get the Credentialsmug. Hym "Oh, man. You had better mark your calendars folks. I was wrong about that. I'd be remiss if I didn't recant my previous statement. I'm sorry. It looks like he did that shit to the extreme. Ultra guilty of sex trafficking 2 (probably). Just got some new intel and holy shit is that guy extra very-much-so. The evidence was very compelling. I still stand by my statement regarding the exploitation of lonely men by way of cam-girl sites but jesus christ! (Based of new evidence) It looks like he defrauded the shit out of those women. Totally my bad on that one. I just watched the video. That was just... Wow. Terrible. Totally my fault. I jumped the gun on that one. I went too far to say that it was horse shit. Sorry. Apologies all around."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Get the Sex trafficking 2mug. Do you regret it? Or did it not even cross your mind until I brought it up?
Hym "Oh? Are you going to make me regret invading your little solipsistic golden tower of babel? You stood atop the mountain and it was good. You delayed your gratification. You're finally being lauded as the prophetic figure you always new you would be. You saw the feedback loops huh? You said you saw it. What else did you see? That golden god is going to rain down his moral judgement? The prophet! The god! Praise him! Here's a tip from one dark triad to another: You gotta be more consistent. I mean, if you watch your videos over the last couple of months in juxtaposition to the first few after the Ngo ones, you are all over the place! I mean, from the realization that I wasn't what you thought I was to the glee with which you derided me with your friends to the erratic behavior you're exhibiting now. This is just bizarre
Hym "Oh? Are you going to make me regret invading your little solipsistic golden tower of babel? You stood atop the mountain and it was good. You delayed your gratification. You're finally being lauded as the prophetic figure you always new you would be. You saw the feedback loops huh? You said you saw it. What else did you see? That golden god is going to rain down his moral judgement? The prophet! The god! Praise him! Here's a tip from one dark triad to another: You gotta be more consistent. I mean, if you watch your videos over the last couple of months in juxtaposition to the first few after the Ngo ones, you are all over the place! I mean, from the realization that I wasn't what you thought I was to the glee with which you derided me with your friends to the erratic behavior you're exhibiting now. This is just bizarre
What you guys are doing there is bizarre (that's a reference by the way). You're meting out God's judgement. You arbitrating unforgivable sins. And you're violating the first commandment. To refer to yourself in that manor. It's nuts. Lure me back in (after months without writing) with people I wrote about just to gaslighting me? As I'm intimated into the culture by my favorite writers? Ha! Hahahahaha! This is fucking hilarious! I mean, I told this check I was going to keep her eternal soul and a sex slave and her response was 'Don't threatenba girl with a good time' and here you are trying gaslight me into killing myself and then when it fails you go on a tirade that is causing people to make videos questioning 'what changed?' My punishment didn't work and now I'm ramping up until it works because a god like me shouldn't have to be criticized! You motherfuckers need to look in the mirror. I regret nothing. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
Get the Regretmug. But... You said there WAS one on several occasions... And now there is NOT one... So you got rid of you?
Hym "So what Pam Boni is saying is that there's no client list NOW... There WAS one! It was ON HER DESK she said... And now there ISN'T one... So, the next logical follow up question is: WHAT HAPPENED TO IT? There WAS one and now there's NOT one... Where did it go, Pam!? You had it on you desk! And there ARE victims, right? You said there were victims... And that THE REASON you weren't releasing it immediately was that you wanted to protect the VICTIMS... And if there are VICTIMS OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION THAT PROSTITUTED UNDERAGED GIRLS TO RICH PEOPLE... Then their MUST NECESSARILY BE clients who paid for the prostitution! Where is the victim list? I want the victims. Ask them to do a line up. Here's a list of rich people, did you get fucked on an island by said rich person. Go. Go do it now. What did you do with the list, Pam? You had it on your desk- 😮 PAM!? DID YOU LOSE THE LIST!? She HAD it and now it's gone! Where did it go!?"
by Hym Iam July 7, 2025
Get the No client listmug.