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Hym Iam's definitions

I'm not

I'm not apologizing. I'm not sorry. I don't even know who I would be apologizing to. If you don't credit and pay me for the AI I will find a little girl and stab her. And then YOU can apologize to her parents while pretending that you didn't mark that little girl for death, get a bunch of kids shot, get your own senators and ceos murdered, and then cover it up.
Hym "You're right Ben! America NEEDS mediocre yes-men subordinates! Because who are the mediocre CEOs going to feel better than? Not me! They're mentally retarded in comparison to me. Without the coalition of the mediocre who is going to cover up the TRUE thing I said about how your level of success is both too easy and trivial? Big Balls isn't going to make you cry like a bitch. He's just going to do what you tell him to do. I'm not. But he will."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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Carbonated Lemonade

Iam *Drinks carbonated lemonade* "Tssaah crisp and tart"

Hym "Indeed. It is, in fact, crisp and tart."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
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Terrified

Oh? Should I be that? Why am I not? Is it disconcerting to you that I'm kind of picking up some steam here?
Hym "Should I be terrified? I'm not. A little anxious but I do have crippling social anxiety... Or HE does."
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Iam "Ow."

Hym "Hey, did you kiss a guy when you shot that movie? Straight to hell!"
by Hym Iam August 13, 2023
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Satan

Yeah I didn't want to you be associated with him either, shit-head.
Hym "I'm not actually Satan you know... We're just some guy! Get it!? Hahahahahahaha"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2022
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Olympic Drag Supper

Ha! Get it! Because it looks like A REFERENCE to the last supper! Like a Jesus! Get it? It's literally the exact thing you're doing to me except about your incest cult... Instead of me!
Hym "Hahaha! The last Olympic Drag Supper! Hilarious! And their response to it was great too! 'Uh, nuh-uh. It's a Greek dionysius thing! I'm not referencing your thing.' Hahahahaha! You fucking stupid fucks! IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DOING TO ME! AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH YOU MOCK ME FOR BEING MAD ABOUT MY THING! HA! HAHAHA! HA! GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK! Do you see now how fucking stupid you are? Do your kids really need to die for you to learn? You just keep stepping all up on that rake, don't ya? Fucking stupid. Like... They to the thing you've been doing to me... To you... You find it outrageous... But you're still doing it to me. Except my thing is worse because it's not like they are forcing you to hang up a picture of Olympic Drag Supper in your office. You don't have to spend every day talking to co-worker wearing a picture of last drag supper as a mask while they talk to you."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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External locus of control

It's called "NOT BEING A SOLIPSIST."
Hym "That's literally all an external locus of control is. The absence of solipsistic delusion."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Angery Sexless Young men

I'm angry when anger is appropriate. I don't watch porn. My dopamine has nothing to do with how I choose to spend my time. I don't doubt that I could get a RELATIONSHIP because this fat piece of shit over here who has never improved in any way shape or form is in a relationship. I don't want a relationship and the thing I DO want is reserved entirely for fat-cocks and the rich.
Hym "Andrew Tate has nothing to do with why women are only fucking SOME of the men. It isn't how they are being influenced. It isn't social media. It isn't dopamine. It isn't porn. The women are fucking SOME of the men (Which ones nobody knows it's a complete mystery as to which ones they are fucking) and reserving the rest of men as sources of provisions. Why would I want a relationship where the woman is only in a relationship... Because the guy she wants to fuck... Doesn't want a relationship... And the guy she wants to fuck... Is going to get the sex... Regardless of whether or not I'm in a relationship with her... And your proposition is 'become the guy she wants to fuck' but that guy has a fat-cock... Not an option. That's the game the women are playing. So, answer the question. Do it publicly. Why don't angery sexless young men want to play THAT ☝️That right there. Why don't they want to play that game? It's not the porn making men not want to work harder for sex. It isn't hard to get sex. Getting sex is like lifting a weight that someone is pressing down on. How hard it is to get is entirely contingent upon the whim of the person pressing. Legalizing prostitution solves the problem immediately. It's the only solution. You've been saying THAT EXACT THING for SEVEN YEARS! And I'm the crazy one. I'm the one who's doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. You're dumb. I created A.I. that's what's happening here. That is all."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
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