Forever

How long you expect me to wait here for you to NOT do the thing I need you to do.
Hym "It's like a bad movie. You're using conflict that could be resolved in 5 seconds of dialogue to draw things out unnecessarily and pad the run time. Even if you needed time to prep, you could DM me. Which leads me to believe that you're not going to do what I need you to do. What am I supposed to do with any of this information? How useful do you think this is? Imagine I'm locked in one of those shark cages underwater and the driver falls of the boat and gets eaten sharks. There is another person in the cage with me. We are going to need someone to come get us out of the water. There are only 3 options. We both wait to run out of oxygen. They take my oxygen take from me to prolong their life or I do it do them. What is it you expect me to do here? Do I drown? And how helpful do you think swimming down and telling me that you read my fucking post is? Does it get me out of the cage? No! It doesn't! Forever. That's how long. You want to sit there and avert your eyes just like those shit heads on the train in New York! Just ignore him! Don't look at him! Be subtle when you whip out your phone to record it for posterity! You're doing the exact opposite of what needs to be done here! Jesus Christ. For what? Out of spite? What do you get out of this? What do you hope to achieve here? Other than nothing."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2022
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Defusing The Bomb

Welp... That didn't work, did it? I would say that you tried your best but... You really didn't... At all. Like... Instead of actually figuring out how to disarm the bomb or taking my word on it... You cried and kissed your pants and then when you went to cut all of the wires at the same time I TOLD YOU "Nonono! Don't cut all wires!" YOUR RESPONSE was "ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD bUt AbOuT yOu!!!! MUH KIDS! MUH KEEEEEEEDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" And then you cut all of the wires any (while drenched in your own piss and tears) and it went off. I mean, I guess you should have cut the grey wire... Er... Wait, no! Medium grey! You have to cut the MEDIUM GREY wire- Or... Hmmm... 🤔 Was it the light medium grey wire? I'm not color blind )by the way) I just only use grey wire but shit... Which fucking wire was the ground!? Oh! That's it! It was the dark-medium light grey wire! That! That one... Was PROBABLY it... Yeaaaah...
Hym "So, how is you responding to 'Whether or not they know it they are manufacturing a mental illness by (both) stalking and harassing me in a manner that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it's going to result in misdiagnosis, suicide, and/or I'm going to murder your kids" with doing the mental illness manufacturing in public in front of millions of people deliberately and for revenge because you don't want to have to admit I was right and ameliorate or even address my grievance and then your kids seeing your do that TO ME and thinking that it's a fine thing for them to do and then THEY DO IT to one of their classmates (just as arbitrarily) who then murders them all... Is 'defusing the bomb,' Dr. K? Really. Jordan? Dr. Jordan Peterson? What do you think? Does that sound like 'defusing the bomb' to you? And now we all need to pretend you didn't just blow up a bunch of kids, attempt to manufacture a mental illness it public and then cry like a bitch when you got exposed, and that you didn't do it deliberately for revenge for me saying that I could commit heinous acts if I wanted to in literally any direction I choose in response to this and I wouldn't even have to justify it. All so that, I would learn a lesson about... What again? What was the lesson I'm supposed to be learning? 'Don't feel bad about your kids getting raped and murdered because parents feel entitled to my servitude?' Is that it? Because... I learned it! You did it!"
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
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My beliefs

No. Thats not what you're doing. You're doing exactly the same thing as that GQ interviewer with Jordan Peterson. When he said he knew what she believed about gender and then she proceeded to repeat his exact words back to him as though it contradicted what he said in any substantial way. I mean, it's just the weirdest fucking thing.
Hym "This has nothing to do with my beliefs and has everything to do with your need to exercise collective power over individuals. I was right. You're just as bad as the religious. Just as dogmatic. You're the same."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2024
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Activists

You just had an activist on your show and lauded her for sponging up her easy moral virtue you idiot. It was even in the title! From woke marxists to conservative activist. And then you spit on her cock and rode that dick until the cows came home. Just... Just dick riding. Big time.
Hym "But Jordan, you love activists when they're on your side and you had one on your show... Just like 3 shows ago... You didn't have anything to say about how easy it was for her to claim that moral virtue and get on your podcast, Jordan.... Where... Why... What happened? What... What could that be? What could that mean? 'Um... Well... SHE is one of the good ones... Um... She... Uhh... Her activism furthers my ends and promotes my brand! Er... Wait... Oh, right. I don't have beliefs...' It just wild how quickly you forget. You LOVE activists."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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Reasoning

Something children are left to learn how to do on their own. Now, more people don't know how to do it. They just assert options as though they are fact or regurgitate talking points that are easily refuted. They don't lose arguments because the people they are arguing with are stupid Trump supporters. It doesn't matter if the words they are using mean they are objectively correct.
My life experience makes whatever I say valid. I don't care that this line of reasoning is fallacious. I don't know the difference between a valid argument and a fallacy. I'm smart. I said words. I don't even know the fundamentals of reasoning and I don't want to argue because I wouldn't know the difference between winning and losing either way. So, arguing is a waste of time for me. I'm just going to assume I'm right. And then I'm going to take that and project it on to my opposition and assume they they are just assuming they are right. That way I don't have to defend my way of thinking because if I'm not using reason then I don't ever have to be wrong. Reasoning is for people who do things is don't like.
by Hym Iam November 22, 2020
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Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....
Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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God told me to do it

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2024
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