Bots

In gaming, this is a euphemism for someone who doesn't know how to play the game. Or it could mean a literal bot (a CPU that plays along side or against you)

Iam "It's the strangest thing. Whenever I leave a comment on a YouTube post I get exactly 1 like and I get a reply from someone pretending to be the person whose video I'm watching. The reply is always something along the lines of 'invest in my cryptocurrency or something blah blah blah'."

Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."

Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."

Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2022

Can't be smarter than everyone

You sure?

You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Facebook

Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!

Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Free will

No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.

Hym "The no free will thing is religion. You're doing the same thing they are doing."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Dog

What happened to "As soon as you start viewing peope as animals... You've lost..."? Remember that!? You shit libs don't even REMEMBER your own moral standards! Let alone stick to them!

Hym "Yeah, no, Emma clearly said I was hot around you. That statement was clearly downstream of that. He wants to bang you. That's what's going on there. And if I'm a Dog, what sort of vermin does that make you? A roach? Dung beetle?"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

You're not

You did less.

Hym "Then I guess your younger self looks up to overpaid internet panhandlers. Otherwise... You're not. And I actually didn't want to be the creator of AI when I grew up. I just did it at a whim and it was easy."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025