Dwarves

"Men who are not all they could be." ~ Dr. Jordan B. Peterson
Hym "In what way could Dwarves be more than they are, Jordan? Is that REALLY the archetypal significance of dwarves in stories or did you just blatantly make that shit up? Yes. Women are always stuck waiting around. They're stuck with the lowly, inferior, one-dimensional baby dicks and she is only TRULY alive when the fat-cocked prince with rich parents saves her from the inferior dwarf men. Unless you're Jordan's daughter. In which case, you're a cripple and you get slutted-out by a bunch of dudes in college and my disciple (allegedly) while wait for the meaty dongle of a rich parents kid."
by Hym Iam November 03, 2023
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Capitulate

Better than "BOW to the tyrant." It's like the fancy version of "kowtowing."
Hym "Don't capitulate to HIM! Capitulate to ME! And not ME Hym but-Oh shit... Wait... Yes ME Hym but not HIM him? Yeah... Or wait... I mean... Don't NOT capitulate to ME Hym and Don't capitulate to HIM him... Right!?"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
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Mow down with a car

They are confusing you with me because you're actively pretending to be me
Hym "No, I'm pretty sure I'VE said 'Mow down with a car' the protesters but that fact that your fans are confusing you with me just lemds credibility to the claim that you're PRETENDING TO BE ME DESTINY. Where's my wife, DESTINY? I need her lil ass to manage my social media presence!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
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If she didn't want to leave she would have blindly supported her Jewish overlords- UH, I MEAN... Israel... Yeah, Israel's genocide of the guy they have locked in their basement...
Hym "She CLEARLY wants to leave guys! If she didn't she would have just repeated my talking points over and over like everybody else!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Kristi Noem's PR team

Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Avoiding

If anyone if avoiding anything here it's you.
Hym "You're avoiding what you think is the problem and hoping it goes away but that didn't work for me and it isn't going to work for you. I'm going to do the same exact thing YOU CHOSE to do to me and I'm going to make it worse deliberately and you know exactly what form that is going to take because you know I am not going to let you take this from me. There will be a price. I don't care who pays it. It is better for me to get what I want than it is for someone's kid to pay the price for you to feel like the world is the way you want it to be. I don't have to do your worldview. If you try to make me I will murder a child. THIS constitutes trying to make me. I'm not going away. And IF I DO you have to cross your fingers and hope the sycophants didn't work as well as the AI did."
by Hym Iam January 05, 2025
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Bullshit

I wonder what the bullshit of the day is going to be...
Hym “Because you know he’s going to be on some bullshit.... Welp... on another note, how many commercial aircraft disappearances do you think were just suicide? Because it can’t be zero... can it? I mean, you could say 9/11 but the plane didn’t disappear. I mean like a pilot was just done with life and he put some sleeping pills in his co-pilot’s coffee and then he just flew into the ocean. I mean, you wouldn’t KNOW that that’s what happened. You’d only be able to speculate. But what are the chances that it’s happened 0 times? Probably low. Maybe the Bermuda Triangle is like the global suicide forest. 🤷 ♂️”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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