Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam October 19, 2022
Get the Youmug. Retarded. I mean how the character's work. Not because she's a woman but that fact that she's woman makes it ironic that she was made arbitrarily less strong than she could have been.
Hym "And since you want to talk shit about 'gaping holes of insecurity' If Starlight's power can be increased by increasing the intensity of the light that hits her... How is she not ALWAYS that strong DURING THE DAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT! If she GETS STRONGER when LIGHT HITS HER... HOW IS THAT THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS BEEN ABLE TO DO IT? How is she not Escanor every other time the clock strikes 12? If she goes to the desert does she become The One? Are the lights in a studio brighter than THE SUN? WHY ISN'T SHE ALWAYS THAT STRONG EDGAR!? YOU PURPORT TO INFORM ME AS TO WHERE MY REASON IS DEFUNCT YET HERE I SIT, THE PLURALITY OF MY EXISTENCE UNFOLDING BEFORE ME, AND THERE YOU ARE WITH A CHARACTER POWERED BY LIGHT BUT IS ONLY USEFUL OR STRONG WHEN THE PLOT DEMANDS IT! EVEN IF IT'S INCONSISTENT WITH THE NATURE OF HER POWER! I thought you're brains were better than mine? I thought you knew all of the fancy business terminology? What happened? Not as good as you thought. You thought I was the shit head and now look at that ☝️ THAT makes you look like and idiot. Don't do that."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2023
Get the Starlightmug. Hym "A more apt analogy would be 'If the natives had done a Oct 7th would we be bombing the reservations' and the answer is 'probably not.' But, you know, whatever... Hey, wild how A.I. couldn't perceive before and now it can, right? Isn't that crazy? Watching reality shift around Jordan Peterson so rapidly that one his favorite talking points flew off into the ether? Wild right?"
by Hym Iam June 26, 2024
Get the Aptmug. Hym "I shouldn't have to ask for this to not be happening to me and I should have to ask you to intervene. You should have done something different here and you're just trying to spin it back it me because you want me to have to do something different here. My life was always on the line here. I wasn't doing the thing you were accusing me of. And I AM BEING SURROUNDED BY A NURSE RACHET HIVEMIND WHO IS DELIBERATELY MAKING ME ILL SO THEY HAVE SOMEONE TO TREAT. Whatever fear I theoretically had when I started this has been entirely displaced by contempt for the people participating in this."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
Get the Fearmug. Ben Shapiro "Oh no!"
Hym "So... You knew what the basic premise of the video was... But it was not until you saw the 6'5 bald black guy that you were mortified... Ok... A little racist... I'm a little slighted by that... So... It's ok for you to be horrified by consensual big black second husband who's not retarded but I can't be flabbergasted by little girl touching retard sex cult? This is horse shit."
Hym "So... You knew what the basic premise of the video was... But it was not until you saw the 6'5 bald black guy that you were mortified... Ok... A little racist... I'm a little slighted by that... So... It's ok for you to be horrified by consensual big black second husband who's not retarded but I can't be flabbergasted by little girl touching retard sex cult? This is horse shit."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2023
Get the Oh no!mug. Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
Get the Merry Christmasmug. Hym "I hear them chanting it at the protests YouTube Freaks! 'Let Hym Go!' And they're right! Let me go... Or else! Let everyone you're doing this to go... OR ELSE! A side note... I hear Trump hasn't heard from Ivanka in 4 years! That is pathetic! What happened there! What do you call a father who has delusions about his own level of moral authority?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Let Hym Go!mug.