"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."
Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the Fix your own life before doing anything abstractmug. You know, the real tragedy is not just what happened to him but that we live in the world where you even have to ask whether or not he is the bad one.
by Hym Iam April 03, 2022
Get the Tragedymug. 
Get the The Buttonmug. Hym "Yes! Great Job Netflix! Good night world! That is another one! It's so good! Really! A masterpiece of adventure, horror, suspense. If you haven't watched it, you have to. It really is something special. "
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Get the Good night worldmug. Hym "LET THE GREAT JEW-NEWS WAR OF 2025 BEGIN! I WILL COME FOR YOUR HEADS! I WILL COME FOR YOUR JEW-DAUGHERS! AND WHEN I AM DONE YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH NEITHER!!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
Get the Warmug. An actual fucking retard "Oh geez! The guy that we stalking and harassing said a fucking racial slur guys! A racial slur the WE... Pretended not to see! We're manufacturing a mental illness and stalking someone and the guy we're doing it to said a bad word guys!"
Hym "I mean... I also called her a slut... Nobody said anything about that... I also used baked goods AS a racial slur... I SAID a racial slur... And.... Yeah. I actually do it here all the time. THAT'S WHAT YOU COME HERE FOR! You come here to see the racial slurs because secretly you love them! You want to say them too! But only I am allow. Master of racial slurs!"
A fucking retard (literally) "I'm going to completely misrepresenting this entire interaction from start to finish. I'm going to decontextualize literally as much as humanly possible."
Hym "Hey, yeah, look... If you're mad about the racial slurs... If you're mad I said a thing you don't like... Just remember... Nobody gave a shit when it was me. And I created A.I."
Hym "I mean... I also called her a slut... Nobody said anything about that... I also used baked goods AS a racial slur... I SAID a racial slur... And.... Yeah. I actually do it here all the time. THAT'S WHAT YOU COME HERE FOR! You come here to see the racial slurs because secretly you love them! You want to say them too! But only I am allow. Master of racial slurs!"
A fucking retard (literally) "I'm going to completely misrepresenting this entire interaction from start to finish. I'm going to decontextualize literally as much as humanly possible."
Hym "Hey, yeah, look... If you're mad about the racial slurs... If you're mad I said a thing you don't like... Just remember... Nobody gave a shit when it was me. And I created A.I."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Get the Racial Slurmug. Oh hey! You wanted the thing! That's hilarious. He's right though. He does look badass when he smokes.
Hym "Oh! Right you saw the little diatribe. You don't have to convince me. I know you're perfectly qualified to talk about things that are outside of your wheelhouse. You know, in addition to money, I think I should be getting so free stuff. I think that would be cool. Signed copy of some books and comic books You know? Free tumbler (also signed).... Hmmm... What else? Nudes.... Not from you but... Well... How much would you pay to NOT have your nudes released? On second thought... Give me nudes so I can blackmail you with them! But ALSO other nudes. The hot kind. Ummm... Signed replica portal gun.... Homelander costume and signed picture with the Homelander... I don't know like a hat... A full suit of Goblinslayer armor... A PhD... or a doctorate. I mean... You gave Taylor Swift one and I defeated her.... You know, cool shit."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
Get the Diatribemug.