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Hym Iam's definitions

Reality

A system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.
Hym "If religion is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.... And it was created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And reality is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws... That would suggest that reality was also created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And humans can't create reality... But reality exists.... And the very concept of 'causality' requires it's existence to have a cause... Then that would mean...."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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Stickiness game

When Depressed midgets are beholden to a grandma molested charlatan who spent every day for 2 years crying like a bitch when he realized he wasn't super-duper smarter than everyone.
Hym "Stickiness Game sounds like a way for YouTube parasites right off what they're are actively doing to me. 'I'm not just stealing credit for a thing it's a law of the universe' sounds familiar. Sounds like Jordan Peterson. I don't see how YOU don't see that it isn't a super big deal if your kids are getting shot-up all the time. If this is the kind of shit you're doing I'm just not all that surprised you're kids are getting raped and murdered all the time."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2024
mugGet the Stickiness gamemug.

Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

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by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
mugGet the Nah, man, I'm just...mug.

Security footage

If only the security footage was as good outside of EPSTEIN'S CELL! Right?
Hym "So he can release the security footage of the the contractor but the can't release the THOUSANDS OF VIDEO TAPES OF JEFFERY EPSTEIN APPARENTLY HAD ACCORDING TO PAM BONDI! Right? Jeffery Epstein had THOUSANDS of videos of minor sexual abuse and THE GOVERNMENT HAS IT RIGHT NOW... And INSTEAD OF USING THE FOOTAGE TO MAKE ARRESTS AND THEN PUBLICIZE IT SO WE CAN ALL SEE IT HAPPEN... They surround the Capitol with the national guard (leaving your kids wide open I might add) and then publicize THIS! THIS THINK I'M DOING! Instead of arresting the people on those thousands of video that THEY SAID THE HAVE they are using Jewish proxies to steal my shit. Look at that! Look at them doing that right now."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2025
mugGet the Security footagemug.

Profound

If he's so profound then why doesn't he have a girlfriend?
Hym *Groans* "Sound like somebody has been talking to our mother..."

Iam "Yeah... That sounds familiar..."

Hym "Bastards... Bloody bastards. Each and every one of them... God I hate this reality..."

Iam *Sigh* "This... Uh... This is a little unsettling..."

Hym "Hmm...She wouldn't know 'Profound' if it clawed it's way out of her vag... Oh wait! It already happened!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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Private

No. You'll do it publicly and I'm not letting you dictate to me how much of my money you give me and I don't care where it's going. If it isn't going to me it's going to the wrong person.
Hym "No you're not doing it in private so you can try an assert some form of authority over money you did earn. The money is mine. The thing that is being monetized is my mind. You did things your way and look how that worked out for everyone. A full audit. A doctor that is going to do what I tell them. And if the people responsible for this aren't punished then it really doesn't matter what anyone says; I am going to take 10 years of someone's life away. I don't care if I have to stab a 10 year old or kidnap a rape-slave, if the right person doesn't lose the next 10 years of their life, I will settle for the wrong one. I don't discriminate."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
mugGet the Privatemug.

CEO Murder

So when I don't give a shit about people dying, me bad... When you don't give a shit, you good? Right? Like, to do this to me you have to violate some of your own moral presuppositions... So, how are you not petty desperate people taking your lack of control out on a dissident? Like, controlling women's body wrong but controlling my mind and life not wrong? How are you 'good?'
Hym "This is exactly why I don't feel bad about your kids getting murdered, by the way. Your collective response the CEO murder is illuminating though... I would wager... That whether or not you identify with the CEO determines whether or not you're apathetic about his death. The same could be said about the Jordan Neely death... And here I am in the strange position of identifying with BOTH! Do you ever actually reconcile with the limitations of your own empathy? This is what I meant when I said you're incapable of being the thing you need to be to defeat me..."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
mugGet the CEO Murdermug.

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