Suit

Hey, so she got the joke, huh? I'm glad my humor isn't wasted on her.

Hym "Ha! Nice suit! I love it! But you knew that before you put it on."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Do you believe in God?

Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?

Iam "Do you believe in God?"

Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"

Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."

Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

Beauty

Yes.

Hym “Beauty! Yes! ✊ Truth? Sure. 🤷 ♂️ Huh? Interesting hierarchy of value there bud. You’re clearly an advocate for men. Hey, if the whore has to lie to get sex with the retard, how does that not make her a rapist? By your own definition? Careful how you answer. You’re entire propositional ethic is predicated on beau... I mean truth. Oops.”

by Hym Iam October 19, 2022

Based

No doubt. Jenna's based. Not as based as getting this tooth pulled and some antibiotics in me but totally... OH! Dr. K! He's in on that shit too.

Hym "No doubt. Totally based. Totally needs to be a Jenna Ortega remake of the 2009 movie Cursed. Get Tom Holland to be the brother. Uuummm... Who should play the heel though? Uuuuuuuuumm who's big right now? I don't know. We need a slightly older guy to play the tertiary lead... I wanted to say Timothy Chalomee but he just doesn't look old enough... Damn. I don't know. Whatever. We can find somebody. Seriously. We haven't has a werewolf movie in a while. The movie was good. It's good IP. It's free money."

by Hym Iam September 05, 2024

Flooded

Ah! Look at him! He's trying to do what I'm going but he's not as good as me! Look at em! Ahahahahahahahaha! Nobody want to listen to you shit-brain! Nah go ahead. Go head and use your money to make em. Only I am allow to do that idiot! Ahahahahahahaha!

Hym "Flooded huh? Aaahahahahahahahahaaaa!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Me+???=

Yeah, you're EXACTLY RIGHT!

Hym "Did you use my conceptualization of the human mind (i.e. a fraction over 0)? If I where to say to YOU 'A.I. model can't perceive the world because perception needs to be nested in a narrative substrate' WHAT WOULD YOUR RESPONSE BE? NOTHING! FUCKING NOTHING! MINE would be (explicitly) 'Well then, why don't you combine it with the narrative reading A.I. from the company Tawasi and then bifurcate it's functional under the auspices of Ian's work and then combine all 3 with MY conceptualization of the human mind' THAT was MY response! Is THAT what YOU would have said!? NO! Why? Because yeah I'm too lazy to do the math but YOU are nowhere near intelligent enough to do the the abstracting. I'm 1 out of 9 billion. There's no guessing involved. No irony. MINE. Me+???= THAT. I'M THE GUY NOW!"

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023