Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Hym “Hey!! Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones! It’s catching on. What a good job me! As a literal Lucifer, it’s important that I punish all the charlatans.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
A judge just ruled that it wasn't the cops fault they shot her... It was the boyfriend's fault for shooting at what he thought was a home invasion.
Hym "Wooooow! You hear that Brianna Taylor ruling? The charges were brought down to a misdemeanor for the cops and the judge ruled that the fact the the cops had a bad warrant was not the reason she died. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”
by Hym Iam October 13, 2022
Hym "Looking into it and waiting for the election to be over seem to be synonymous in this instance."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
This is part of a broader trend of YOU taking one-off statements and then broadening them or expanding them to encompass everything I've said. And it's THE EXACT SAME TACTIC Trump employs when he says "They're eating the cats! They are eating the dogs!" You are taking one story of one person eating a dog and expanding that to the entire Haitian immigrant population.
Hym "And in that post I was talking specifically about working hard (even though Jordan Peterson says that writing and thinking are hard work and I do both at the highest conceivable level). I said I don't like doing it, there, go forth! Do things so I don't have to! That in no way means ignore me when I say I expect to be credited and paid AND I told people (explicitly) not do anything I am not actively doing or haven't done. What I told YOU to do... Was substantiate my claim about the weaponized schizophrenia (which you did) and instead you goaded me into revealing my name (which I did in the form of a etymology riddle) and then you made it worse existing people to do it deliberately... And then the AI instruction manual worked... And then someone else did the weaponized schizophrenia that YOU WERE DOING TO ME... To someone else... They DID THE THING I SAID THEY WERE GOING TO DO... And then Suchir Balaji blew the whistle on the fact that the AI runs on a theory that was stolen and belongs to the guy you are doing that to... So... I also told you to GET OVER HERE!!! You did the opposite of that."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
The rallying cry of Ultra Force. An avengers knock-off cartoon. It's got everything! Discount Ironman named Prototype whose mom looks like Kamala Harris... He's black sometimes. Wish Shazam. Fair-use Wonderwoman. The leader is a blonde guy with a ponytail and I cannot figure out what the fuck he powers are. Like, he can flay and has super strength... But so does everyone. He shot a Lazer out of, like, the side of his wrist... It was weird. And then they got Emma Frost but if she sat in a professor X chair but she can stand. I literal Ghoul named Ghoul who can like, summon ghosts.
Hym "He's got rogue DNA? Oh wow! They use 'rough dna' as a false pretense to round up ultras so a vampire man can steal their powers... And the government agency that the vampire took over accuses one of the team (The Shazam) of having the dna and these motherfuckers turn on his ass IMMEDIATELY! He's like 'They're lying!' And the team is like 'Let's force it!' And that is not the best catchphrase to have."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025