Cripple

If by whatever you said you meant it's a filthy retarded cripple that is inferior to anyone without a binder.
The cripple has a binder full of information outlining the ways in which it is retarded.

Guy 1 "Hey, can I see your binder?"

Guy 2 "I don't have a binder. I'm not a retarded Crippycrapable."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
mugGet the Cripplemug.

Ex-Mrs. Brady

Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...
Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"
by Hym Iam March 09, 2024
mugGet the Ex-Mrs. Bradymug.

Impetus

No. You're trying to frame my behavior as the impetus for your behavior... And if I applied that logic in reverse you wouldn't like it very much...
Hym "Like if I tried to use your present behavior as impetus for mouth-fucking your kids... I mean... In the past you did a thing I did like so it's logical for me to come in here with a shotgun and test my aim... Right? See, if you FRAME the impetus for your behavior AS my behavior (Past or present) then it's easier for you to deny yourself guilt or culpability for your own PRESENT behavior."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
mugGet the Impetusmug.

Prostitution

NOT considered cheating by 5 out of 5 women in Japan!? Holy crap!
Hym "Aw no shit man? That is tight dawg. Japan is the best. We need some brothels man. Or just general prostitution. I mean, we HAVE the prostitution but it's illegal and MIGHT be a sting (Which is when the cops trick you into committing a crime so they can arrest you). And some of those police bitches will get you. I saw one the other day and what like 'DAMN Officer Sexy!' She'd would have GOT my ass. I'd have been all 'Um... I don't usually do this sort of thing' and she'd be all 'I don't give a fuck nigga get in the cage!' And that would have sucked. Not me bitch. Not getting me with that shit. I saw this blonde chick on the corner once, right? And she had like an Avril Levigne type of look to her, right? And the first thing I was 'No. Fuck you bitch, YOUR ASS IS A COP! Nuhuh! Not today bitch..... Well.... Maybe today... Nonono that bitch is definitely a cop' 100% Chance of Hot-Cop sex trap. That was my exact thought process. But maybe... No... No I was RIGHT not to do it.... God I hope she was a cop... 😑 God damn you... WHY MUST YOU ENTICE ME!? I JUST WANT TO BANG PROSTITUTES IN PEACE!"
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
mugGet the Prostitutionmug.

Explicit Bias

I'd like to point out that because it (The weaponized/imposed schizophrenia) is something that is vocalized with intent (to either effect behavior or effect mood) and is therefore NOT implicit bias..
Hym "But, rather, EXPLICIT BIAS that constitutes workplace harassment that verges on the sexual and is perpetuated by a veil of silence around the act. It isn't incumbent on me to trust the judgment of the people around me."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
mugGet the Explicit Biasmug.

Sasuke

Oh my God! Sasuke uses a chaff grenade to block Ishiki's Byakugan! That is fucking hilarious! You can even see the little flakes of reflective paper in the air. That is fucking priceless!
Hym "I am just not seeing the part where Sasuke uses the chaff grenade! This is glorious!"
by Hym Iam April 02, 2025
mugGet the Sasukemug.

Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.
Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the Assassinatemug.