Hym Iam's definitions

Hitchen's Razor

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Hym "But Matt and Emma don't apply Hitchen's Razor when it comes to E. Jean Carol, do they? Heh."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Experiment

So yeah... This is clearly some kind of that... I don't condone this.

Hym "Experiment though this may be, all I've done is prove that YOUR thing makes THIS thing completely unnecessary. And proves that it's counterproductive. That's got to be embarrassing. Right?"

Iam "I did notice the Buckley thing though."

Hym "Oh? Do you want some cheese? Squeak like a good lab rat and maybe you'll get some! Hahahahahaaa!"

Iam "You're... We're the same guy..."

Hym "Which means I'm only half a bitch! Hahahahahaha!"

Iam 😑 "............"

Hym "Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Yeah. Alright. I'm leaving."

Hym Hahaha wait! I'm not done laughing at you yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Fixation

You know, recently what I've been hear a lot about recently is how long it took her to fuck the retard.

Hym "Really. It's such an odd fixation. How long it took isn't the issue. How long did it take the generic one to drop the cuckhold off at his day program? The same amount of time. Roughly. He was STILL FIRED. If the time it took matters then it matters for both of them. 'She got her work done' There isn't any work to do. 15 minutes of paperwork and boiling noodles. Oh, wow, how'd you find the time to fuck the retard you work with in front of the other retard (literally) with all that super duper hard work. See how fucking stupid you sound repeating that over and over? It's like typing "fuck the whore, kill the retard" over and over again. And we all know that only a crazy person would do something like that..."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Curiosity

Is what the postmodern Neo-Marxist are against? And the Giodorno Bruno and Galileo-burning Christians are for that? Really Jordan?

Hym "They are against the curiosity and adventure that comes with doing what God wants to placate the religious delusion that everything would be fine if we all just shut up and did the incest cult. Couldn't possibly be the 'being demonized for things that are beyond your control part.' Demonization LITERALLY cannot exist outside of the paradigm your incest cult creates. You would need to come up with an entirely different term. And doesn't you religion do literally all of the cult shit you're trying to accuse the postmodernist of doing? I'm pretty sure I saw a Genetically modified skeptic about that exact thing."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

Break In

Uh oh!

Hym "Looks like there was a break in at my downstairs neighbor's apartment. The door was all smashed in... I mean... I didn't hear anything when I walked past. Except for the music playing... I just got home so I imagine the sound of someone smashing a door in would cause some concern for the people who WERE here... The door was cracked open but I didn't seen anything... I would check but I don't want to leave any fingerprints and wind up a suspect... It's probably safe to assume someone would have handled it by now... I guess I have no way of knowing when it happened... Or what... It'd be a shame if this was a life or death moment and there's someone bleeding out in there... Or they came for me and got the wrong apartment... Could have been a police raid... I suppose... Didn't see and cops around... Not that I was looking... I'll keep an ear out and go down there with the veinsplitter if I hear anything else... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

Dealing with people

Go fuck yourself Dr. K I sincerely hope killing this kid is the impetus for your suicide.

Hym "No. I'm tired of dealing with people. If I don't get the money and the credit I'm going to kill a child and myself and I'm not improving anything until I get both."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2024

My own work

No you are making shit up because you want to tell yourself that but I said my ideas were better and they are. My rhetoric. My argument. You used it to get Trump elected. So they ARE better because I AM better. Than you. Fucking Kim Kardashian. Taylor Swift. Every name on the list and you were more concerned with YOUR OWN CELEBRITY than MY THING and now there is very real possibility that you both murdered Liam Payne and failed to prevent perfectly preventable child-murder. Right? Like, I stopped my child murder and my suicide guy. Like... What were you doing this whole time that you didn't say your child from the murder? Stealing my ideas and living off the proceeds of my wildly superior mind-brain? Some of you are. Some of you WERE doing that.

Hym "No the money comes from my own work and you are lying and making shit up to sandbag me because the second your fans find out about the cover-up and what you're been doing for the past 4 years then you are DONE-ZO! You didn't save your child murder kids. I did. I saved my suicide guy. You got Suchir Balaji, my AI whistleblower, kill or made him kill himself because you greedy fucks are trying to scavenge off my thing. So no fucking AI copyright shit for any of YOU."

by Hym Iam October 5, 2025