Hym "HE KILLED IT! TRUMP KILLED ABORTION! HE RAPED IT! AND THEN HE MURDERED IT! AND THEN HE BURIED IT IN HIS BACKYARD! BUT WAIT! A COP IS INVESTIGATING! GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TOO! BAM! SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THE CORPSE! BUT THE COPS ARE ON TO US! WE'LL HAVE TO DIG UP THE ABORTIONS, GRAB THE ABORTIONS AND THE COP, AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! DRIVE OUT TO THE FOREST AND BURY THE BOTH IN A SHALLOW GRAVE! WE'RE DIGGING THE GRAVE BUT, OH NO! RANDOM HUNTER IN THE WOODS! BANG BANG! CLAP THE HUNTER BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT'S HAPPENING! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DIG THE HOLE A LITTLE BIT DEEPER..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Bwahahahahaha! He's pretty good at distributing those patents too isn't he? Right cus he doesn't own any of them (aside from a door hinge or something) but all of Tesla's patents can be used freely... Like... All of the patents he doesn't own... That are underneath the banner of Tesla as a brand... Get it? That's hilarious!
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
I'm a strong independent woman!
Being an obnoxious bitch doesn't make you strong. It just makes dealing with you tedious.
Nuh Uh! I'm strong!!
If I had a big fat cock I could just do whatever I wanted to you. You would be entirely subordinate to the fatness of my dick and that obnoxious bitch attitude wouldn't exist for me. Your "strength" would only exist while you were around men you don't want to fuck and would disappear the second a fat cock was close enough to sit on.
Being an obnoxious bitch doesn't make you strong. It just makes dealing with you tedious.
Nuh Uh! I'm strong!!
If I had a big fat cock I could just do whatever I wanted to you. You would be entirely subordinate to the fatness of my dick and that obnoxious bitch attitude wouldn't exist for me. Your "strength" would only exist while you were around men you don't want to fuck and would disappear the second a fat cock was close enough to sit on.
by Hym Iam December 05, 2020
Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
Hym "If I drink bud light, how does a tran being on the can affect me at all? How does it change how I think? Do I care? Is anything going to happen? What effect would it even really have on Bud light as a company? Are they going to learn their lesson and not sponser people I don't like in the future? Are worse people being promoted by other companies? No. It doesn't. No. No. Probably not. Probably. You're not a moral authority."
by Hym Iam April 04, 2023
Friendship? That never happened. Why would anyone be friends with you? What do you have to offer (as a whore) other than sex and if you're only offering it to cripples; what good are you to me?
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020