Hym Iam's definitions

Hoe Jogan

Still Bald.

Hym "You hear I'm growing my hair out Hoe Jogan? I figured if I grow it out long enough they could make you a wig. Don't worry Hoe. I'll get you that hair transplant."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

OpenAI has given away the game

Says the article. They're talking about how they called Scarlett Johansson and asked to use her voice so they went ahead and just... You know... Used a voices that is almost virtually identical....

Hym "Yeah, like... I don't know what part of 'THEY LITERALLY STOLE THE A.I.' You dipshits don't seem to understand. I mean, you let them steal my likeness... You let them steal A.I.... THEY JUST GET TO DO THIS NOW! You set a precedent by letting them do it to me. It doesn't matter that you don't like the fact that I would murder your kids for 3 slices of cheese and a diet soda... They get to take your likeness. They get to steal from you things UP TO AND INCLUDING THE LITERAL CREATION OF A.I. And now.... They can do THIS. See how that works? So, they steal ScarJoh's voice. Maybe they decide they want to do like a Cortana type thing and they want to give it a face... They got caught doing the ScarJoh voice... They'll have to be sneaky next time... So maybe some random model gets her face stolen. It's... I... Did I not explain this correctly? You see how that is entirely your fault, right? 'OpenAI has given away the game' is the name of the article. Look it up."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Dreams

Ah, ew gross! Get out my head dreams! Er... Wait that one was kind of hot...

Hym "Dreams are all well and good until you wake up and there isn't a hot Hispanic chick in your bed... Reality is trash" ☹️

by Hym Iam June 11, 2022

Rhaenyra

I know it's late but... NOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Clanking and banging in the background*
Hym "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
*Clanking and banging continues*
Iam "............."

Hym "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

*Loud bang*
Iam "HEY! That almost hit me..."

Hym "RHAENYRA NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Iam *sigh* "He liked the other one... "😒

Hym "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Clanking and banging resumes*

by Hym Iam January 3, 2023

Emails

I have never emailed, contacted, reached out to anyone. Anyone saying otherwise is lying. No I have not contacted anyone. No I have not spoken with anyone.

Hym "I have not sent emails to anyone, by the way. I've never contacted anyone. I've never BEEN contacted by anyone. I'm not working for anyone but I DO own this as content."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2023

Onlyfans

How's it any different from being the CEO of Onlyfans, Piers? The owner of a porn website?

Hym "It's morality hinges entirely on whether or not you've adapted a set of axiomatic presuppositions that claims that the elements of the act is immoral. Religious morality dictates that it's entirely binary but in reality, how immoral is it? I mean, on a scale of -10 to 10 were would onlyfans land? Maybe a little exploitative of men's base desires but still voluntary. The parasocial element could be considered manipulative. But then you'd ALSO have to apply that to ALL online social media activity because they share those same elements. If you believe their's nothing wrong with women showing their body on the internet it then it's fine on that end. Depending on whether or not they're being paid adequately for their labor it's either more or less exploitative than any other job. So, maybe somewhere between -2 and 2 on the morality scale. Fairly benign. It's fine. Cam girl shit is fine. I wouldn't do it because I'm not going to pay you to NOT fuck me but if people want to spend their money on it it's no more of a waste of money than most online interactions with most social media entities."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Neurocysticerosis

Oh no!

Hym "I don't have bugs in my brain do I!? Oooooh noooo! That would be even worse than an infected tooth! Neurocysticerosis!? I did eat a lot of meat... But the pressure in the side of my head started before I started the keto diet... But I my butthole did itch at night... Hmmm... Either way, murder children if they don't give me some anti-parasitics..."

by Hym Iam May 10, 2025