Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hym Iam

Socialize

Hym "When women talk to other women about the guy they're fucking, the first thing they bring up is the dudes ability to socialize! 'His vocabulary is so big! The conversation was just so engaging! I cheated on my boyfriend because he has a big ol' masters in linguistics! And he knew how to use it!' Hahahahaha! You're not fit to be a mustache-man. How fat is your cock?"

Socialize by Hym Iam May 29, 2024

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Event 1

Here's the refutation to the most recent one:

Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."

Event 1 by Hym Iam May 29, 2024

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Throwing pennies

Yeah, you see what I'm talking about, right?

Hym "My social interactions serve no purpose other than to be reported on for later reference. Throwing pennies... Berating my manager for 5 straight minutes... I told a guy he was nothing. They'll let me get away with doing anything just to keep doing what they're doing. I mean, they'll placate me but it doesn't actually pay to engage with them. If they're not propping up some strawman or some reductio ad absurdum regarding the meta narrative of my life, they really don't have shit to say to me anyway."

Throwing pennies by Hym Iam May 29, 2024

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Respect

I mean, she's the first champion of the women's bantamweight divison of the ufc and you weren weren't the champion of shit Matt Brown.

Hym "How about a little respect? Where is the humility in that statement you just made? The need to change your nickname to 'TheNotChampion.' Now, I fucking hate humility. But if you value that then you should be that."

Respect by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

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Show a little humility

You assaulted an old man in a bar you piece of shit.

Matt Brown "Show a little humility!"

Hym "I created A.I. and you assaulted an old man in a bar. No."

Show a little humility by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

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Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.

Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."

Not my problem by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

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Sadia Khan

Is that how it works? If they are attracted to you THEY INITIATE physical contact? And how fat does your cock need to be for that to start happening? If you don't

✌️✊️✌️communicate properly✌️✊️✌️ do they just stop INITIATING PHYSICAL CONTACT or no? They start groping these attractive guys and OH NO! He's got no game! So AT THAT POINT it doesn't matter that she's attracted to him and he has a fat cock, she is going to STOP INITIATING physical contact and she's not going to fuck him.... Really?

Hym "On the scale of blatant intellectual dishonesty I think I would put Sadia Khan at number 2 behind Gayve Jewben and ahead of Dr. JeepJorp. It just something about her that makes it seeem like she's completely full of shit."

Sadia Khan by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

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