I don't really like it. You know? It really is kind of a mind fuck and the more you think about it the worse it... Sounds? Is that the right word? It "sounds" bad in your head the more you think about it? Because I could say "is" I guess but thinking about life doesn't necessarily make it worse.
I often feel guilty about my life. I don't really suffer very much outside of my own mind. I'm not even entirely unhappy. I spend most of my days laughing and having a good time. I have good people around me. The only real thing I have to complain about is the existence fee imposed on me by an unfeeling government that is hovering over me. Laying in wait to put me in a cage. It's not death that I worry about. It's that I'm trapped in a game of "defeat or serve". And yes I'm aware of the implications of acting out solipsism in the actual world and that's not something I actively engage in. The outcomes are often predictable and the outcome is always the same. Not hard to get thrown for a loop every once and a while but life tends to be more thematic that is does chaotic.
by Hym Iam April 03, 2022
Get the Lifemug. No you're just refusing to acknowledge anything other than the identity politics. Turning a blind eye to the satan inside. If you will.
Hym "You have a real problem with acknowledgement. You won't acknowledge anything other than the identity politics. And when you do it's always "Well those are complicated problems and we don't know what to do about it... We could monopolize energy production in 3rd world countries to fix climate change! We'll... Wait what was I supposed to say again fracking billionaire who signs my contract? Oh right, We'll frack them. Frack those 3rd world countries right in the butthole. Conservatism is fine in theory but it's the implementation that always falls flat. It parallels religion in that respect. And, really? You think religious shunning better than woke nerd shunning? I'm glad you've decided to start making things easier for me. This is way easier than what I usually do. You're Conservative inclusion is little more recruiting people to subordinate themselves to your (God's) will."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
Get the Acknowledgementmug. WAAAAY to staccato Joe. Damn. Who the fuck has you reading shit like that? There are some many jobs I could fill that are currently being filled by people who are doing it wrong. Damn. Do a better job. You have more power and money and you use it to pay people who are making you look like an idiot.
Hym "I am going to say words now *stop* They are impassioned *stop* Listen to my words *stop* Do what I say *stop* What do you think? Good right?"
Iam "Yeah...."
Hym "No? Too staccato?"
Iam "........."
Hym "Oh, cheer up old chum! Let's take the day off! We'll play some games. Define the world. Look. Look how S
stupid this fucking idiot that controls the country looks. He has high paid, high ranking officials telling him to do that and they think they're doing a good job. It's funny!"
Iam "We won't be able to eat today is we do that..."
Hym "Who cares! Come on... Why so serious? Get it? Cuz of the thing?"
Iam "This is just bumming me out..."
Hym "At least we were right. We were too right, it seems."
Iam "I don't care... Do whatever you want... I'm going to sleep."
Iam "Yeah...."
Hym "No? Too staccato?"
Iam "........."
Hym "Oh, cheer up old chum! Let's take the day off! We'll play some games. Define the world. Look. Look how S
stupid this fucking idiot that controls the country looks. He has high paid, high ranking officials telling him to do that and they think they're doing a good job. It's funny!"
Iam "We won't be able to eat today is we do that..."
Hym "Who cares! Come on... Why so serious? Get it? Cuz of the thing?"
Iam "This is just bumming me out..."
Hym "At least we were right. We were too right, it seems."
Iam "I don't care... Do whatever you want... I'm going to sleep."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Get the Staccatomug. Hym "I'm hungry"
Iam "What do you want?"
Hym "Steak."
Iam "We don't have time for that..."
Hym "That's what we could do! We could be a mukbang streamer and just film ourselves just-a going to town on food."
Iam "Ugh that stuff is gross! And I don't think we're hot enough for that..."
Hym "Hmm... You're probably right.... I don't think we could compete with all those hot Asian women...."
Iam "Hey! I'm not THAT bad!"
Hym "What!? Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Er... Shut up! You know what I meant!."
Hym "Hahaha! On second thought, we get you in a wig and you might be able to cut it 😂 I didn't know I was dashing your dreams."
Iam "Shut up!"
Hym "Oh I'm sorry Iam. You're just as pretty as those other girls Hahaha!"
Iam "Let's just go..."
Hym "Mukbang..."
Iam "What do you want?"
Hym "Steak."
Iam "We don't have time for that..."
Hym "That's what we could do! We could be a mukbang streamer and just film ourselves just-a going to town on food."
Iam "Ugh that stuff is gross! And I don't think we're hot enough for that..."
Hym "Hmm... You're probably right.... I don't think we could compete with all those hot Asian women...."
Iam "Hey! I'm not THAT bad!"
Hym "What!? Hahahahaha!!"
Iam "Er... Shut up! You know what I meant!."
Hym "Hahaha! On second thought, we get you in a wig and you might be able to cut it 😂 I didn't know I was dashing your dreams."
Iam "Shut up!"
Hym "Oh I'm sorry Iam. You're just as pretty as those other girls Hahaha!"
Iam "Let's just go..."
Hym "Mukbang..."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the Hungrymug. Hym "Oh, and to answer your other question, it depends to what degree the outcome is determined by biology."
Iam "You had that primed, you had that primed for a while now. Why did you wait so long?"
Hym "Because it's a stupid question. If you dispense with the unconscious choice there is nothing left but conscious choice. But you acknowledge that there is unconscious choice. So, here is the example: the conscious choice is a 20 year old woman sleeping with a 60 year old man because (and explicitly because) he's loaded. That is a conscious articulated choice. Vaguely coincides with evolutionary biology in the context of hypergamy but the act of golddigging is an act of consciousness rather than a choice solely based on evolutionary biology. Correct? Forgoing some of the elements of hypergamy and making pragmatic choice to maximize monetary gain. Also, does the choice factor in the consciousness of the person being chosen? And to what degree? Does my consciousness matter more than my sexual marketplace value in the context of evolutionary biology and hypergamy? No. I'll answer that one for you. The answer is 'No. It doesn't.' "
Iam "You had that primed, you had that primed for a while now. Why did you wait so long?"
Hym "Because it's a stupid question. If you dispense with the unconscious choice there is nothing left but conscious choice. But you acknowledge that there is unconscious choice. So, here is the example: the conscious choice is a 20 year old woman sleeping with a 60 year old man because (and explicitly because) he's loaded. That is a conscious articulated choice. Vaguely coincides with evolutionary biology in the context of hypergamy but the act of golddigging is an act of consciousness rather than a choice solely based on evolutionary biology. Correct? Forgoing some of the elements of hypergamy and making pragmatic choice to maximize monetary gain. Also, does the choice factor in the consciousness of the person being chosen? And to what degree? Does my consciousness matter more than my sexual marketplace value in the context of evolutionary biology and hypergamy? No. I'll answer that one for you. The answer is 'No. It doesn't.' "
by Hym Iam June 06, 2022
Get the Outcomemug. Nonono! Fuck you Jordan! He HAS the outcome. Remember? We don't care HOW he got the outcome. Becuase...
Hym "Outcome = Merit! It doesn't matter how he got it! The Bu-gah-i is in the garage, therefore, MERIT JORDAN. The ability to achieve a desired outcome. He wanted to be better than a Joe Rogan. So, he read my instruction manual on how to be better than a Joe Rogan and he is now IN FACT better than a Joe Rogan. That's the game! I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES! YOU didn't even make the rules! Love him! Love my Frankenstein bitch!"
by Hym Iam October 01, 2023
Get the Outcome = Meritmug. Hym "If stupidity is contagious then I must be immune. I'm like Ellie from 'The Last of Us.' You guys need to cut the gland out of my head so you can make a vaccine!"
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
Get the Stupidity is contagiousmug.