Hym Iam's definitions
No doubt. Jenna's based. Not as based as getting this tooth pulled and some antibiotics in me but totally... OH! Dr. K! He's in on that shit too.
Hym "No doubt. Totally based. Totally needs to be a Jenna Ortega remake of the 2009 movie Cursed. Get Tom Holland to be the brother. Uuummm... Who should play the heel though? Uuuuuuuuumm who's big right now? I don't know. We need a slightly older guy to play the tertiary lead... I wanted to say Timothy Chalomee but he just doesn't look old enough... Damn. I don't know. Whatever. We can find somebody. Seriously. We haven't has a werewolf movie in a while. The movie was good. It's good IP. It's free money."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Basedmug. Ah! Look at him! He's trying to do what I'm going but he's not as good as me! Look at em! Ahahahahahahahaha! Nobody want to listen to you shit-brain! Nah go ahead. Go head and use your money to make em. Only I am allow to do that idiot! Ahahahahahahaha!
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Floodedmug. Speaking of farms...
Hym "Did the alge farms not work? How much acreage of alge (algea? I'm not footling it) farm would it take to put a dent in the climate change? Can't get it to net 0? Can anybody come up with a secondary use for an alge farm? Sex pond? Jew prison? Filthy slut bath? There has got to be something that'll make that economically viable.... " 🤔
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Get the Farmsmug. Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."
Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"
Iam "Stop...."
Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."
Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."
Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."
Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"
Iam "Stop...."
Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."
Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."
Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."
Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
Get the Realitymug. Yeah, this...
Hym "This was never intended to be 'advice.' I just AM this... Now... More so now than before but still.... Was that and am this now... You're not me is a thing I've said... I think..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
Get the Advicemug. Yeah, you're EXACTLY RIGHT!
Hym "Did you use my conceptualization of the human mind (i.e. a fraction over 0)? If I where to say to YOU 'A.I. model can't perceive the world because perception needs to be nested in a narrative substrate' WHAT WOULD YOUR RESPONSE BE? NOTHING! FUCKING NOTHING! MINE would be (explicitly) 'Well then, why don't you combine it with the narrative reading A.I. from the company Tawasi and then bifurcate it's functional under the auspices of Ian's work and then combine all 3 with MY conceptualization of the human mind' THAT was MY response! Is THAT what YOU would have said!? NO! Why? Because yeah I'm too lazy to do the math but YOU are nowhere near intelligent enough to do the the abstracting. I'm 1 out of 9 billion. There's no guessing involved. No irony. MINE. Me+???= THAT. I'M THE GUY NOW!"
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
Get the Me+???=mug. Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2022
Get the Predatormug.