Definitions by Hym Iam

Great 

You're bringing women to suck his dick and enforcing the rules selectively while foisting all of the work you don't want to do on to the new guy and then threatening the new guy's job because he isn't making the retard you're bringing women to fuck follow the rules. That fat dyke threatened to go to management and get me fired for not making him come upstairs at exactly 10pm.

Hym "He isn't great you have no expectations because HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You were trying to get him to come upstairs at 10... He failed to meet your expectations... It's MY fault for letting him... I get him to come upstairs on time... And then what? Nothing. Fucking nothing. Because HE'S A FUCKING RETARD. Your expectations for that cripple are so low that waiting an hour to eat a handful of apple slices without shoving someone down the stairs (literally a thing that happened) is all it takes for him to be ✌️✊️✌️great✌️✊️✌️ And by virtue of simply being fucked he is absolved of his faults and by virtue of being a literal fucking retard he's absolved of his obligations. It's a literal retard sex cult you bald, bloated, faggot. You're neck is literally being engulfed by your torso as we speak. By the end of the week the podcasters are going to be talking to a pair of eyes peaking out of your chest you freak. And for ME, you could have conceived of a higher expectation. I would have exceeded whatever you would have imagined. He's fucking trash and you're fucking trash. Asshole."

Great by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Credit 

Aaw! Thanks Dave! You know what? I refuse to have dinner with Ben Shapiro until you're allowed to do it. Not going to do it.

Hym "Yeah, no, I will get the credit. I don't see you doing it but the second I do your kids will be safe. Well, not YOUR kids because you're not gambling with YOU kids lives but THEIR kids lives will be saved. You know? So that'll be good for everyone."

Credit by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Hard Work and Determination 

I mean, it was literally the thing I said and not that. It was literally you being signed off on by a more successful person, Chris!

Hym "Hard work and determination had nothing to do with it. You were 1 of 3 horde wielding tests mean to gauge both my retention and my ability to drive engagement in the absence of analytics and demonstrate to the audience that the thing I'm talking about is on some level occurring. Louis Michael, Chris!? Louis Michael!? What kind of shit is that!? You were elevated by the greatest mind who has ever lived and that is the thanks I get?"

Hard Work and Determination by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Per Show

Plus residuals.

Hym "58k per year is the average writer salary and in quality what you're getting is WAY ABOVE AVERAGE. It's also the source material. 65k per show, per season, and residuals or royalties (whichever apply). Full credit for A.I. and payment for the perception tool."

Per Show by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Rights

You're missing the point shithead.

Hym "If I don't have rights, neither do you. So post the story or you'll post your condolences."

Rights by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

The Kitchen 

No.

Hym "Not the kitchen. The brothel. Get in the brothel and you can have your child murder privileges back."

The Kitchen by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Punched in the face 

Did Emma get punched in the face!? Ha! Is there a video of that!?

Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"

Punched in the face by Hym Iam July 3, 2024