Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the Self improvementmug. You knew I would have something to say about it right there didn't. That exact spot 😁 Now... I could make a jab and say "Well, maybe they're overestimating their intellectual capacity but I think that would be low hanging fruit. I think it's more interesting to say that the disparity is to great that I genuinely can't tell the difference between any of you.
Hym "You also have to consider (when talking about intellectual compatibility) the fact that half of the population doesn't believe in the I.Q. literature as a reliable metric for intellectual and refer to the fact that early I.Q. tests involved American history and pop-culture trivia while ingoring entirely the fact that THEY DON'T DO THAT NOW and it now consists in 3 sections (Word association, Logic, and Number sequencing). But I don't think number sequencing relates to general cognitive ability as it relates to a certain type of innate mathematical perception OR mathematical literacy (as it can be learned and once you know the equation that solves number sequence problems you can just solve the problems). Right? They're mostly proponents of multiple intelligences theory or rely on field expertise or education. But to use education as a metric for intelligence you have to presuppose that the people who have taken the course would have done better than the people who hadn't, had the latter people taken the course (Which you WOULD but only because my staggering brilliance would embarrass the professor and he would sabotage me out of spite). Expertise is meaningless if the conclusion drawn by way of your expertise is wrong. And multiple intelligences is just 'expertise' and 'education' and 'emotional intelligence (which isn't real)' and 'creativity' as, like, a plurality of ways in which a person can be considered 'intelligent.' So, there's that."
by Hym Iam November 5, 2023
Get the Intellectual Compatibilitymug. The shit-libs keep claiming that the Trump administration wants our data but they won't say what they want the data for, so...
Hym "Give them (The Trump Administration) the data. The progressives are full-of-shit lying contrarians and if they won't say why Trump wants the data then it's probably because they KNOW he's going to fine fraud, waste, and abuse. Do it. Fuck them progressives. They want to give immigrants rights while denying me mine. So, nope. Fuck your rights. Fuck the rule of law. You get rights when I get rights. Round em up. Kill em. Do whatever. Get that fucking data out over their greedy lying hands. Do it. Do it now."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
Get the Datamug. ALSO has ties to eugenics! But information is only selectively relevant. So, the logic is 'Natalism is downstream of eugenics. Eugenics is bad. Therefore, Natalism bad.'
Hym "But it doesn't apply when it comes to abortions! There is no 'Abortion is downstream of eugenics. Eugenics is bad. Therefore, Abortion is bad' for you. But somehow it's MY MIND that needs to change. It's the same thing you're doing with that whore fucking that retard. And now you're trying to, what, rob me into not murdering a child? You're optimism is endearing though. About Kamala as a candidate I mean."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2024
Get the Abortionmug. And if I don't succeed and I murder a kid with a list of names in an open browser tab on my phone and an instructions as to how to prove that the people on the list are perfectly aware of why that kid died? No reductio ad absurdum will save you.
Hym "All you have to do is hit the back button on the hundreds of saved submissions. Hundreds of saved definitions that will all coincide with episodes from the YouTube channels of the people whose names are on the list. Someone like Jamie from Joe Rogans podcast could probably go even further and find out exactly which episodes coincide with each post with little to no work. It's over YouTube clowns. It was over the second Jordan Peterson shot that video with his A.I. friend. The look of abject dread sealed your fate. I will succeed. It's impossible for me to fail. Because I control what constitutes success... And you do not."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2024
Get the Succeedmug. Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
Get the 0 secondsmug. Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
Get the Feeding tubemug.