Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "The question is what do you do about the women preferentially selecting fat cocks and there not being enough to go around? And A.I. girlfriends 'dehumanize women and normalize rape!?' What the fuck!? What a ridiculous fucking thing to say! And how does a fat-cock preference not dehumanize men? How does using small dick as an insult not dehumanize men? And why the fuck would anyone conteact you so you can try to reframe what they want into what you need them to want for fat-cock dictatorship to continue? That's more than one question. The first question was the real question."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
Get the The Questionmug. Hym "Wouldn't you look at that! The server is up. Even though that apparently has no relationship to whether or not people see this. Neat."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the Servermug. Ok... He's how you make something that isn't shit: So, Necro-Dr. Strange fights Wanda and loses. Instead of giving America Chavez a bullshit, cliche "You're so much stronger than you know you just have to BELIEVE!!!!" speech; he just loses. Wanda goes to steal America's powers she gets scared and opens up a portal to the other universe. Then the OTHER Wanda gets involved and you get a Wanda on Wanda fight. The other universe's Wanda loses (because she doesn't use the darkhold and is, therefore, weaker than MCEU Wanda) and, as she does, she is thrown through the portal to the universe she inhabits. MCEU Wanda follows through the portal and gloats as the kids rush over to their Wanda "Mom! Mom! Get up!" As MCEU Wanda approaches, the reality around them begins to distorted along with the voices of the kids. MCEU Wanda looks around, confused, as the illusion fades away around them. IT WAS A GRIEF DOME! IT WAS A GRIEF DOME THE WHOLE TIME! (Like the one from WandaVision!) So MCEU Wanda learns that her fantasy of living out the rest of her days with her children WAS A LIE! It turns out that ALL of the Wandas in ALL of the universes resign themselves to a life of isolation where they create an illusory dome and live out their motherhood fantasy because her kids aren't real!!! MCEU Wanda is dissolutioned.
She returns to her universe and she can collapse the temple on herself (whatever that's find I guess). Necro Dr. Stranger taps into America Chavez's mind (with magic or something) and opens up a portal to get himself and Rachel out of the universe they're in blah blah blah movie over there's of it is fine.
Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."
Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
Get the Wandamug. Remember when I was like "Can you imagine some guy going to molest some little girl only to have their throat crushed like Jiraiya from Naruto like 'GAAAAWK!!' ? And then I used an emoji pair LIฤถE this but not exactly this to note the existential dread of the pedo having his throat crushed.... But I can't remember what it was..."
Hym "๐ค Hmmm.... Was it ๐๐จ? No... I don't think that was it... OH! Russell knows! He did it on one of his videos! I wonder who that was for? You get what I mean though right? Look of dread? He looks left. He looks right. 'What's going on!?' Russ! You know. You did the thing. Shortly after I named you here. Remember? The facial expressions I used? The ones that relates to little girl rape? The thing you were accused of? Who was that for? Why did you do that just there? The people here can probably check. Between the Andy Ngo/Jordan Peterson interview and now... I named Russell Brand in a post... It was just after everyone started referencing me all the time... But I can't remember the exact thing his video was about... But I think it was around the time I started the 'Caged' series... Maybe around the time of the first 'Caged' post it might have been the Jesus one... I don't know. Russell remembers. Ask him. Who was that for? It stood out to me when you did it and then you were accused of raping little girls and I was like OOOOOHHH... Oooooh.... That's the exact pair of expressions I used to denote a little girl rapist getting their throat crushed by super-powered little girl. Maybe he was referencing THAT... But I don't know. I can't always tell when you're referencing me... What WAS it? I wanna say ๐๐ That? No... There's no dread. You gotta find that video where he does it because he does it perfectly. I mean, he is an actor so... But, yeah, it was exactly what I envisioned."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
Get the ๐๐จmug. Is it just the trans though, Louise? You have it too, by the way. The scent. It's faint but it's there.
Hym "Don't YOU also need ME to play along as well? With your social economy? I need to play long and agree that your kids lives have some sort of inflated existential value... The artificially inflated value of sex... Inflated value of women... Shit, even the inflated value of MEN! I have to play along with inflated self-worth delusion of some fucking retard in the hopes that one day someone will sign off on my escape from subsidiarity... And finally... I'LL be justified in acting out a status delusion of my very own... AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY ALONG! Am I not expected to affirm your status in the same way you're expected to affirm their gender? Isn't it incumbent on me to play along so we can all get along? Well... Not really get alone so much as slave beneath you indefinitely to keep society functioning while you throw yourself at fat-cocks but you get the picture. Let see... What else? I'll think of more. For now, I think I've made my point."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2023
Get the Play alongmug. Hym "WOW! That is the most dystopian thing I've ever heard! 'Act happy... Even if you aren't happy... Because people who are happy... Don't do a holocaust...' ~ Dennis Prager (That's literally a Dennis Prager commercial, by the way) and it's retarded because... THERE'S ALREADY A WORD FOR THAT! It's called 'PRETENDING.' He's telling people to PRETEND to be happy... Even if they are not... And that will somehow make them happy and (by extention) prevent fascism... HOW!? How does that work!? That is LITERALLY the story behind Robin Williams' death! 'Wow, he seemed so happy I can't believe he killed himself.' And PROBABLY, a lot of other peoples story! THAT'S WHY! Because people are seriously going around and psychically enforcing happiness by telling people THAT RETARDED SHIT. He was acting happy... EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T... And it didn't somehow magically make him happy... WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Oh... Right... Me. I would have thought that. No. Don't listen to the fucking Michelin Jew. Do this. Or something like this. Don't... Don't fucking do that."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Get the Happymug. It's isn't just name calling though is it? It's a group of guys who are all repeating statements made by ME to grow they're YouTube following who all just-so-happen to associate with one another. Andrew Tate, Destiny, Dantes (He's new but I've seen him. I'm surprised you brought him in on your own rather than waiting for me to name drop), Alex O'Connor, Chris Williamson, ect all of whom have some loose association with or have associated with (recently) Jordan Peterson the guy I made cry. 2 of these people had mysterious or controversial breakups. 1 shortly after the other. That's weird. 1 of them was locked up without being charged. Wonder what that's all about!
Hym "Hey, it ain't name calling if it's true. But why are you pretending to be a guy who's making death threats, Destiny? Where's your wife? And I haven't been banned. Still perfectly visible. My life, online and offline, are in complete alignment. There is no separating that. There is no banning me for anything here. There is only an imposter's desperate scramble to keep people from finding out he's been INSTALLED BY A CHARLATAN TO PLAY BOTH ENDS AGAINST THE MARGINS. Him and all of his associates. People show up at my work Destiny. They aren't going to let their kids die so that the thing Peter Dinklage turns into during the full moon can rape adorable blondes that are out of his league. It's like the trolley problem except the train is heading towards the track with 1 guy tied to it and on the other track... IS NO ONE. IT'S EMPTY, DESTINY. BECAUSE YOU'REBNOT INVOLVED. And now everyone is debating whether or not to switch the train over to the empty track BUT WAIT! HE GRABBED A KID! NOW THERE'S 2 PEOPLE ON THE TRACK! and STILL ZERO PEOPLE on the other track! WhAtEvEr WiLl We Do!? You're like the autistic riddler from the Robert Pattinson Batman movie. You're not justice Destiny... But..."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
Get the Name Callingmug.