Definitions by Hym Iam
Political Violence
Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"
Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"
A fucking retard "No-U!"
Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."
Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"
Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"
Political Violence by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Girls just want to have fun
Hym "The original lyrics of 'girls just want to have fun' we're co-opted by the singer to make women look better than they actually are. Much like literally everything in life.
Girls just want to have fun by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Bloodless
I don't care
Hym "Yeah, hey, no. I don't care. You aren't tit-for-tating anything. She's fucking the retard because his cock is fat and NO OTHER REASON. I created A.I. and have fixed it on 2 separate occasions. Give me the money or I'll kill a kid and then myself. You're trying to pull me out of the paradigm I've created and it isn't ever going to happen. So, weaponized schizophrenia/creation of A.I. are the only things that exist here. There is nothing else."
I don't care by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Morally required
No. You're doing it to gratify YOUR OWN cluster B psychopathy traits Jordan. NO OTHER REASON. Do you see how deeply you've managed to delude yourself?
Hym "It isn't morally required Jordan. You aren't better. The retard isn't better. RATHER THAN doing what you expect ME to do and accepting my arbitrary success (which if I had done we wouldn't have A.I.) and your own inferiority, you did this TO SPITE ME... And for NO OTHER REASON... To try to teach me a lesson that I will not learn, that I do not need, and that YOU don't have a right to teach. ALL BECAUSE AND FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN... YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO COME PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT JORDAN. And in YOUR COWARDICE and IN YOUR SHAME... YOU did THIS... TO ME. You friends will LIE TO YOU UNTIL YOUR DYING DAY. Did you stop reading them before your interviews so you don't cry like a bitch in front of you fans? You're not a hero. You're not moral. You're NOT EVEN A MAN BY YOUR OWN DEFINITION. You are right about people needing to be violenced into being better... BUT IT ISN'T HYM, IS IT?"
Morally required by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
Candy
HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?