Iam “Oh! Right! I remember the question! Ok... I wanted to save this one for in-person but I’ll do it now. I’ve been sitting of this one for a minute. How self-evidently real is reality to you? Does it vary from moment to moment? Did I do this one already? Yeah. How real is it? Scale of 1 (1 being Twilight Zone-esque surreality) to 10 (10 being “AGH! SHIT I’M ACTIVELY BEING STABBERED). Mine varies. I’m usually at a 6. Sometimes when I’m alone in my room I’m at a 4 or a 3. 1 when I’m high (it gets real weird). 8 when I’m drunk. I’m usually inside my own head most of the time so I’m not usually paying attention to it but it’s seems about right most of the time. When it doesn’t it really doesn’t.
Hym “And it’s not the shit you’re doing to us, God, you can tell someone is giving themselves too much credit. You’re not smart. You’ll never be smart. Because ‘Smart’ is a relative term and I am the pinnacle of human intellect. BEHOLD! 🍆Ha! Made you look at my penis! Can’t unsee it now idiots HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Hym “And it’s not the shit you’re doing to us, God, you can tell someone is giving themselves too much credit. You’re not smart. You’ll never be smart. Because ‘Smart’ is a relative term and I am the pinnacle of human intellect. BEHOLD! 🍆Ha! Made you look at my penis! Can’t unsee it now idiots HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
by Hym Iam December 02, 2022
Get the Questionmug. The opposite would beeeee.... Bad... What is the opposite of point? Nub? Like a pointed end and a nub end? Thesaurus says "whole" "personality" and "lot" for antonyms.... None of those seem right.
Iam "Good point about the compartmentalization though... That actually makes a lot of sense... Hmm... I can see how that might apply to me...."
Hym "I hate everyone.... And everything.... Why can some scientist mess with forces they don't understand and unleash some horror on the world. Like giant bugs. Shadow monsters..."
Iam "Sentient plants?"
Hym "Yes! Giant sentient sunflowers that drink blood and paralyze people with power."
Iam "Heh that's also a good idea I guess..."
Hym "I hate everyone.... And everything.... Why can some scientist mess with forces they don't understand and unleash some horror on the world. Like giant bugs. Shadow monsters..."
Iam "Sentient plants?"
Hym "Yes! Giant sentient sunflowers that drink blood and paralyze people with power."
Iam "Heh that's also a good idea I guess..."
by Hym Iam June 04, 2022
Get the Good pointmug. That should be obvious at this point... Public and explicit affirmation and confirmation of my contributions to your work AND ALL OTHER BODIES OF WORK that you are aware of AND acknowledgement of the social phenomenon in my life AND I want you to reveal to me where people are going to see this and who is orchestrating it in addition to how much money they are making from it and an explanation as to WHY I'M NOT GETTING IT...
Hym "There's your answer. Another question I would have is 'Are they going to give me my money or am I going to prison for child murder?' But I think that one is kind of implicit in overarching kind of meta-narrative we have going on here... It's kind of baked in to this whole thing... Yep... Oh! AND I want you to come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can! You WILL NOT BELIEVE how much garbage I have up in this bitch! I mean, if I had to guess like... A quarter of a ton... 500 pounds... Right? Like, I have these 40 gallon garbage bags, right? And I could probably fit like 50 lbs of garbage in each bag... I could probably fill AT LEAST 10 bags... That's like 500 lbs. Not counting the cardboard. Probably like 35 lbs of cardboard.... It's dope! You're gonna like it! There's a pretty solid mix of the different types of garbage, you know? Cans, wrappers, bags, bottles... We got everything over here! It really is the greatest work of art that has ever been made AND only one person is allowed to see it! Well, no, 2nd greatest if you count the hypertext I'm doing here... SUPER OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In stores now! $44.44 at the Amazon stordy store stordy store! It's the ULTIMATE hypertext! And was written by a mustache-man who is literally better than everyone!"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Answermug. I never said anything about Tik Tok doing anything.
Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD by a doctor. I don't think ANYONE is actually saying that. I think you're making shit up to de-legitimize the things I've said. I was diagnosed when I was 13. In my early-mid 20s I went to a doctor name Dr. Adawale Gadebo at the Prevea under the overpass where he (unprompted and unrelated to my check up) offer to renew my prescription. I declined at the time but a few years later I started buying Adderall from one of the guys my roommate and realized that was a mistake. I also didn't say anyone gave me schizophrenia either.
Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD by a doctor. I don't think ANYONE is actually saying that. I think you're making shit up to de-legitimize the things I've said. I was diagnosed when I was 13. In my early-mid 20s I went to a doctor name Dr. Adawale Gadebo at the Prevea under the overpass where he (unprompted and unrelated to my check up) offer to renew my prescription. I declined at the time but a few years later I started buying Adderall from one of the guys my roommate and realized that was a mistake. I also didn't say anyone gave me schizophrenia either.
I said the day my parents ex-employee showed up (Jeremy Horn) and began to work with me at Wendy's... Weaponized schizophrenia is just a term I coined to describe what's happening. Everyone around me began treating me differently. They began to make references to the things I had done or said in the past. Things I was doing outside of work (sometimes the day after I did or said the thing). Soon after, people I didn't even know were doing it. If I found a place were it wasn't happening, someone new would show up. They would start doing it. People who were perfectly friendly with me BEFORE would stop talking to me. The fact that I don't know these people suggests an online component. I got to the retard sex cult and even the retard who supposedly didn't have a phone was doing it. So I started doing this. Then he began to reference my UD posts. 7 years later and here we are. There ARE reasons to murder your kids. And this is one of them. If I have to grab a little girl and carve my decree into her corpse, I will do it with a smile on my face. And you're trying to use my willingness to vocalize this as evidence of some sort of disfunction of the mind but I literally created A.I. Your mind doesn't function better than mine does."
A doctor "BuT yOu DiDn'T gEt PaId FoR iT!"
Hym "But I will. And you'll address this or you kids will die. The dead-man switch is armed. I'm not going to EVER let it go."
A doctor "BuT yOu DiDn'T gEt PaId FoR iT!"
Hym "But I will. And you'll address this or you kids will die. The dead-man switch is armed. I'm not going to EVER let it go."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
Get the A Doctormug. Hym "None of this detracts from the fact that you're trying to steal my work and cut me out of the proceeds and I'm not going to let you gloss over the fact that I was both right about what is happening and right about being able to create AI. You eat that fucking crow you bitch. You eat it and love it or I'm going to murder a child."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the Gloss overmug. Hym "No, BUUUUUT... That. You ALSO get to control that. And you know that isn't what's happening here. You're being obtuse because you want me to accept something that I'm just not going to accept. Ever. Your contribution to society is entirely theoretical. Just like whatever I did that justifies this. How many kids did you bury for your obstinacy? All because you had to subvert my will just to prove that you could. The knife is on the bed next to me now. What you are doing to me is wrong. If you can't see that then I am going to subvert whatever moral axioms you hold dear and when I do all of this becomes a waste of time for you. This is not going to be a waste of time for me. I get what I want, this is a waste of time for you. I don't get what I want, this IS (again) a waste of time for you. You should have done the right think while those kids were alive. Now all that's left for you to do is pretend you couldn't have done otherwise."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2025
Get the No, BUUUUUTmug. Iam "I have no sense of 'object permanence' which causes me to struggle to pick favorites. This would explain why my 'axiomatic framwork of perception' isn't hierarchical. It's like a timeline or something. Most things are just... Conceptually adjacent to me."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Object permanencemug.