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Shut down!

🎶Go ahead and give to me 🎶
Hym 🎶Shut Down! Honey take me through the night🎶

Iam 🎶Shut shut shut doooown🎶

Hym 🎶Shut down! Now, standing here can't you see?🎶

Iam 🎶OooooOOoo🎶

Hym 🎶Shut down it's all right🎶

Hym 🎶It's all right🎶

Iam 🎶OoooOooo🎶

Hym 🎶It's all right🎶 RIGHT!? Like the Tim Petty song breakdown! Heheheheheh"
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
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Billy Butcher

Oh yeah, I know! I know he does heheheh...
by Hym Iam December 8, 2023
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Stealing everything

How about not lying and stealing? How about if you're going to lie and steal and cover up the lying and stealing nobody gives a fuck if you get shot? Not CEOs. Not YouTubers. Not presidents. If I have to sit here in agony while my shit gets stolen and I get ignored... You assholes can die. It's fine.
Hym "Hey, try not stealing everything from people and then doing a weaponized schizophrenia and recording it and watching the people you're doing it to while they are at work? Maybe you would get your kids murdered less. You were objectively getting your kids mass murdered less BEFORE YOU STARTED DOING THIS... And now you are getting mass murdered more. I wonder why THAT is? I mean, nobody is listening to me. I don't have an audience and if I do it is because someone other than me wants me to have an audience and if me having a audience doesn't result in me being paid to have an audience then we are going to have a problem."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2025
mugGet the Stealing everythingmug.

Investigation

It's not just the investigation it's the investigating for the sake of perpetuating the thing that is being investigated.
Hym "I mean, I believe an investigation would show the form of passive (or active) surveillance and harassment that has been happening to me. I mean, it's literally like being followed around buy Iblis (The Satan of Islam) or Rene Descartes' demon. Therefore... I should probably kill as many of you as possible. But in addition to the investigation, what I really don't like is how long it's taking for everything to shake out. My head is literally killing me... Or I'm becoming a nanobot cyborg. Either way, it doesn't feel good. I also don't like being blindsided by a kid. I also don't like what could be one of my pupils being killed."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
mugGet the Investigationmug.

5%

That’s the amount of people who have a dick that is 6 inches or bigger! That’s the exact percentage! It’s that fat cocks! What do we do about it!? Definitely not kill them all... that would be bad and wrong... like trying to impose schizophrenia on someone... stealing all their ideas... 🤔 What could we do? Hmmm.... You know my vote is going to glory whole brothels... that would fix the problem....
Hym “HA! 5%! That’s another one! There I go! Being RIGHT again. Game? Not real! Love! Not real! There is only fat cocks and not-fat cocks... or sign this contract and don’t cheat on me or you don’t get to take half of my money and you burn forever.... or shut up and wear the Hijab bitch or eat rocks... I shouldn’t talk like that. Because I’m also talking about the daughter I don’t have who would be put in direct danger by the thing you’re doing to me and won’t stop because I won’t be the one who pays the price for what you’re doing... and the fact that it would be worse to have a son because no one will care about his life and if he doesn’t buy a permanent whore and/or have a fat cock he will live as a slave and die alone... Hmm... What could we possibly do... Curiouser and curiouser....” 🤔
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
mugGet the 5%mug.

Dead

Well, there's a chance that if I die you all die with me so...
Hym "I guess, if he wants me dead then he must be suicidal or something guys. You should probably take the decision making out of his hands."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2025
mugGet the Deadmug.

Happiness

What happened to happiness not being a metric for virtue? Oooooooooh. It's a metric when it's convenient. It's convenient when you can use it as a cudgel to disparage your opposition for their lack of it. Or your a priori presupposition that they lack it.
Hym "I still maintain that happiness is a warm gun but you see how full of shit they (not the jews in general but those people specifically) are? Just a second ago happiness isn't the thing you for which you should be striving. Like.... You have 100 videos of YOU saying that happiness is not a measure of virtue. And now you are using lack of happiness as evidence of LACK of virtue. You can't have it both ways. My proposition isn't even that you SHOULDN'T have kids. It's that having children is divorced from virtue in the way that happiness was divored from virtue... I mean, up until 69 second ago. You'd think you'd try to push back on the deceitful jew stereotype by... you know... not being deceitful... or not being a jew.... convert to MY religion. You don't get to be the intimation of God anymore but... You know there's good television for you to watch... 🤷 This is what the 'reality is perception' crowd is like. Reality isn't reality. Reality is how I'm framing it from moment to moment. Regardless of the lack of continuity in my speech. Look at him. Watch him. Watch him try to reframe it so he can have it both ways. Or just distance himself from the position until you forget and then use one or the other of the two opposing positions, whenever it's convenient."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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