Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2024
Get the Event 1mug. If what you're insinuating it's true.... and that idea was stolen from me... Doesn't that mean that I single handedly took over the world with out even trying?
Iam "Soooo... I still don't see what it is that is being insinuated here.... If you're insinuating what I think you're insinuating.... Then... Did I take over the world with a $50 phone?"
Hym ".................."
Iam "Hym?"
Hym ".................."
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "................."
Iam "Hym!? You're seriously starting to freak me out! What is happening right now!?"
Hym ".... We're literally Purple-Man you stupid son of a bitch... What have you done....?"
Iam "I.... Oh.... Oh... Shit..."
Hym "This... This can't be happening right now... You fucking killed us you idiot....what have we done?..."
Iam "... We can fix it! It'll be like '1100' where the kid with verbal virus takes over that school! We'll just be the guy that has the power to take away powers!"
Hym ".... I was right... They are going to kill the shit out of us for this..."
Iam "No no no... It'll be fine! I can fix it! Hym can fix it!! If anyone can fix it; it's Hym!"
Hym "If I...They took my name in vain..."
Hym ".................."
Iam "Hym?"
Hym ".................."
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "................."
Iam "Hym!? You're seriously starting to freak me out! What is happening right now!?"
Hym ".... We're literally Purple-Man you stupid son of a bitch... What have you done....?"
Iam "I.... Oh.... Oh... Shit..."
Hym "This... This can't be happening right now... You fucking killed us you idiot....what have we done?..."
Iam "... We can fix it! It'll be like '1100' where the kid with verbal virus takes over that school! We'll just be the guy that has the power to take away powers!"
Hym ".... I was right... They are going to kill the shit out of us for this..."
Iam "No no no... It'll be fine! I can fix it! Hym can fix it!! If anyone can fix it; it's Hym!"
Hym "If I...They took my name in vain..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
Get the Soooo...mug. There is a part 2
Separations clause part 2
Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."
Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the Separations clause part 2mug. The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.
Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
Get the Updates in real-timemug. No the fuck you are not.
Hym "The press is not the 4th branch of government. You trying to be that is a problem that needs remediation."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
Get the 4th Branch of governmentmug. Hym "You know, I googled 'Inconcordant' and it gave me 'Non-concordant' and I'm like 'Ew, that doesn't sound as good...' so I've just been switching to 'inconsistent.' But I must have not switched the first time. So, just know, that if you've seen me use the word 'inconsistent' since then I've been thinking 'Inconcordant' and then I'm like 'Oh wait, it's supposed to non-concordant...' and them I'm defaulting back to inconsistent. Which one was it? Was it 'Inconcordant with virtue?' Bah... Whatever..."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2023
Get the Non-concordantmug. Hym "You know, I wonder where my distain for celebrities comes from. Seriously, you see these people in their ivory towers and they have nothing good to say about the people on the bottom rung of society (and this even applies to the ones that I like). And you could say (and I have said in the past) 'Oh, you don't know them. They're just people.' and that's all well and good but they'll never see the people they spit on. They'll never want for anything (at least in a monetary sense). It's not even just jealousy. It's that while I'm in the bread line the millionaire that considers me a fat lazy piece of shit is relaxing in their gated community above it all. When the temp agency has me at a pizza factory and I'm tearing mounds of dough off the line 45-60 minutes straight so the machine doesn't clog and no one in the factory is coming to help me and the 4 people in my immediate proximity are just standing there talking while I struggle; they're doing little more than pointing a camera at their own face for a million dollars. What insult would reach them? What would I have to say to remind them of the nature of existence?"
by Hym Iam May 05, 2022
Get the Celebritiesmug.