Hym Iam's definitions
OOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOH! I GET IT NOW! He doesn't believe in boundries. That's why he's so obsessed with me!
Hym "Alright, Jordan got accused of being sexually inappropriate with a client BY a client right? His exact words were 'I've never been "sexually INAPPROPRIATE" with a client....' Now, what would constitute a SEXUALLY ETHICAL relationship to a guy who believes that the definition of ETHICAL is 'Voluntary and repeatable.' If he doesn't believe boundaries (and this is just speculation I'm not accusing him of doing it but SHE did) 'Sexually inappropriate' DOESN'T MEAN HE DIDN'T FUCK HER! I THINK SHE TOLD THE TRUTH! But it was 'voluntarily' so it doesn't matter (to Him) that she's a client! She's 'vindictive' because he broke off the affair! 'You said you'd leave your cancer wife for me!' Hahahahaha! He said in his book AND I QUOTE 'Has she been raped by every man she's been with? Probably." Bahahahaha!! EXCEPT HE MIGHT BE ONE OF THE GUYS! YOU CAN HEAR THE DISGUST HE HAS FOR HER IN THE TEXT! I BELIEVE HER NOW! I DIDN'T BELIEVE HER AND NOW I DO! OHOHOHOHOHO! This is priceless! HE'S THE KENDRA! HE'S THE RETARD MOLESTER! THAT'S WHY THIS! IT'S HIM! HE DID THE THING! OOHOHO! OOOOOH! I can't believe it. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! He probably paid her off to get her to recant her statement. Where is she? Somebody get her her on camera. I gotta see her. Where? Minions! Go forth! Do the thing! I want to hear it from her!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
Get the Boundariesmug. That us exactly what's happening here. You are letting that retard win and then telling me that THAT constitutes YOU winning. You aren't a participant and anything I'm doing here but you are a participant in what other people are doing to me. And I've already lasted longer than some of your kids and trading them for my imprisonment is going the best you're ever going to do.
Hym "I'm not going to let you reframe what is happening here. You daring people to kill your kids and then getting upset with getting what you want in the name of 'We can't let people use our kids as hostages.' But if the choice is between hostage and death. You'll choose hostage. In the choice between hostage and NOT hostage you have very publicly chosen hostage. This is ALL YOU BABY. There is none of me in you decision making here and how did it work out for you? How well did it work for the not you's? 'Their fine!' Unless they're not and it's entirely your fault. Not that you would care at all being the type of person who would do this in the first place. Heh!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
Get the Letmug. You're missing the point shithead.
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
Get the Rightsmug. Hym "I had better not have brain worms in my head because I swear to God I will make you eat your own kids. It had better not be that. And if so you had better hurry the fuck up because it's about to be lunch time for you if you don't get that shit out of my head IMMEDIATELY!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2025
Get the Brain Wormsmug. What? No! I'm worse than a retard! You're the smart ones! So use that smart fucking brainz of yourself to figure out how to get me my fucking money.
Hym "You are clearly the smarter than everyone guy! So where is the stalking guy's head and why don't I have my money?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
Get the Smarter than everyonemug. "WhErE pEoPlE dIeD!" ~ Piers Morgan
Hym "NONONO fuck you Piers, you know goddamn well 'people' didn't die on Jan 6th. ONE person died. Ashley Babbot died. She died for banging on a fucking door. Shot by security. And no it wasn't a riot. There was some shoving outside of the gate and once they got in they meandered about listlessly. People DID go to jail for an inordinate amount of time for walking around in a building their tax dollars paid to build."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
Get the Jan 6thmug. The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the The 'I have kids' defensemug.