Haim

That is not me. And I've been largely against what's going in Gaza. More against it than the guy you voted for at least.
Hym "No, hey, you go fuck yourself you piece of shit. I created A.I. and proved that musical notes are colors you stupid piece of shit. You not liking the nature of my protest against a blatant stalking and harassment campaign with the explicit intent of smearing me and preventing me from succeeding in life. The only real reason you have not to engage with me is to prevent me from clearing my own name AND prevent me from even being fully aware of the allegations against me. Furthermore, the only person I've fucked since I was 19 was BROUGHT DIRECTLY TO ME by a co-worker who claimed she worked with his girlfriend, showed me an ID (unprompted which I thought was weird), and claim to work a 3rd shift job (which requires you to be 18 in this state and I have evidence of the claim). I had every reason to believe she was who and what she claimed to be and no reason to believe otherwise. Additionally, calling you a kike does just as much harm IF NOT LESS than a fucking stalking smear campaign you fucking mental midget. Evidenced by the fact that you are unaffected by being called a kike but I literally created A.I. and you're collectively trying to redact my existence. And I am not

✌️✊️✌️Haim✌️✊️✌️ what is even that? You just don't like having your axioms poked. It's as simple as that. You're dumb as dog shit. You need to give me my shit and go fuck yourselves. That is the only peaceful solution to any of this."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 06, 2024
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The Maine Man

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.
More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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Burning bush

Wrong. Because Cain and Abel both talk directly to God. So, they were both perfectly capable of gazing upon it.
Hym "Yeah, your burning bush thing is wrong. The thing you said about God being to good to gaze upon or whatever. Cain and Abel were both able to talk to it directly. Which means.... Maybe it was just the Moses' who can't look at it 😸 Maybe you just gotta be one of the extra special God's favorite ones to look at it... Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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Exploitative Contracts

Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!
Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Gentile

Oohoohoo! That one stung a bit!
Hym "What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean? Heheheheheh. That was a HARD G gentile. I didn't like THAT! Not one bit!"
by Hym Iam August 07, 2024
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Gentile

A NOT Jew. That’s the word for it. If a Jew fucks a NOT Jew then it is akin to Bestiality! HA! YOU THOUGHT I WAS PARODYING WHAT THE JEWS ACTUALLY BELIEVE! HAHAHAHAHA! That’s hilarious! I was just being derisive because that little cripple was a shit talking bitch and I knew they were all reading my posts! BUT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT AS A FACET OF YOUR RELIGION! HA! And if you have a little WOP (WAP?) DAGO working for you (and he’s just the worst by the way) HE’S LIKE YOUR PET! A dog! A dog man. LIKE ME! HA! HAHAHA! Aw you got a new one and she look just like YOU! That’s so cute. Can I breed her? I’ll give yoooouuuu.... $100... I have $100. (Pssst I have more than $100 but I’m trying to THEM him down)
Hym “WHAT!? Is that was they ACTUALLY believe!? That’s hilarious! I didn't know that! That a Gentile is like an animal to them. Well, shit... That answers my question about what happens to Gentiles when they die. Nothing. Imposed atheism. That’s hilarious. Wow, what else? So, they have the Torah. Which is “The law” and they have their other gibberish word for their word of mouth beliefs... 🤔 And then their culture focuses on controlling or embedding themselves in the legal system and the media and entertainment... You know... The Law and The Words.... 😬☝️ BUT NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A RACIST STEREOTYPE! Just like... I don’t know... 40% of both.... That’s enough... All of the other religions are too atomized for any one of them to control more than 40% percent.... HA! Hilarious! Hey, Dog man... say ‘bow-wow’... Do it. Say the thing I said in your video. Come on, you love doing it. So, do it. Say ‘Bow-wow’ or, better yet, say ‘Arf Arf’ or ‘Woof woof’ HAHAHA! Dog man! That’s hilarious!”
by Hym Iam December 02, 2022
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