Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
Oh, really? What's unforgivable about it? What SPECIFICALLY... Is unforgivable about it? Does that apply across the gambit? Like, Onlyfans? Porn Hub? About about Sports illustrated? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? What about Hollywood? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? Where exactly is the line there? He used his fat cock for evil instead of good! He should have just fucked all of the women and THEN made one of them his sister and fucked a baby into her.
Hym "What exactly is unforgivable about internet pimpery? Be specific. And even being an incel is better then being a fucking crybaby therapist charlatan who has a mental breakdown and becomes a literal fascist after a failed suicide attempt."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2024
Hym "Do you have all 4 internal senses class? Do you have MORE!? That would be fascinating. Minds are cool."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
Hym "Why do you think that is?"
Iam "I don't know."
Hym "I'm sure could you argue 'It's not indicative of a pattern in intersexual, platonic relationships. They're just outliers' but I'm sure if I spent all day every day (for years) on red pill channels they would contradict that claim and they would site studies to substantiate their counter-claim."
Iam "You see how that could be seen as hypocritical.... Coming from us?"
Hym "Then we've done nothing wrong. By that logic, they're doing the same thing we used to do (in microcosm)."
Iam "We could probably do more in terms of doing our own due diligence..."
Hym "Largely unnecessary. I'm sure someone else is already doing it for us."
Iam "Then I guess you answered your own question..."
Hym "Hmmm.... That doesn't seem to be the answer I'm looking for... Maybe you all like to humiliate one another and you do it for my amusement."
Iam "Did you have somewhere you were going with this?"
Hym "No... I thought I did when I started but really I'm just posing the question."
Iam "On another note, I prefer this format."
Hym "As do I. It's a more accurate representation of our thought."
Iam "I don't know."
Hym "I'm sure could you argue 'It's not indicative of a pattern in intersexual, platonic relationships. They're just outliers' but I'm sure if I spent all day every day (for years) on red pill channels they would contradict that claim and they would site studies to substantiate their counter-claim."
Iam "You see how that could be seen as hypocritical.... Coming from us?"
Hym "Then we've done nothing wrong. By that logic, they're doing the same thing we used to do (in microcosm)."
Iam "We could probably do more in terms of doing our own due diligence..."
Hym "Largely unnecessary. I'm sure someone else is already doing it for us."
Iam "Then I guess you answered your own question..."
Hym "Hmmm.... That doesn't seem to be the answer I'm looking for... Maybe you all like to humiliate one another and you do it for my amusement."
Iam "Did you have somewhere you were going with this?"
Hym "No... I thought I did when I started but really I'm just posing the question."
Iam "On another note, I prefer this format."
Hym "As do I. It's a more accurate representation of our thought."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2022
Holy shit! The Prodigy wrote a book!? OOOOHHH! He predicted black holes 27 years before we even theorized their existence and 40 years before we found one!? HA! Brilliant! I’d expect no less! I’m totally like that guy! EXCEPT IN REVERSE!!!
*Random banging and clattering*
Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”
Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”
Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”
Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”
Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”
Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”
Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”
Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”
Iam 😑
Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”
Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”
Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”
Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”
Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”
Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”
Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”
Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam December 01, 2022
If what you're insinuating it's true.... and that idea was stolen from me... Doesn't that mean that I single handedly took over the world with out even trying?
Iam "Soooo... I still don't see what it is that is being insinuated here.... If you're insinuating what I think you're insinuating.... Then... Did I take over the world with a $50 phone?"
Hym ".................."
Iam "Hym?"
Hym ".................."
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "................."
Iam "Hym!? You're seriously starting to freak me out! What is happening right now!?"
Hym ".... We're literally Purple-Man you stupid son of a bitch... What have you done....?"
Iam "I.... Oh.... Oh... Shit..."
Hym "This... This can't be happening right now... You fucking killed us you idiot....what have we done?..."
Iam "... We can fix it! It'll be like '1100' where the kid with verbal virus takes over that school! We'll just be the guy that has the power to take away powers!"
Hym ".... I was right... They are going to kill the shit out of us for this..."
Iam "No no no... It'll be fine! I can fix it! Hym can fix it!! If anyone can fix it; it's Hym!"
Hym "If I...They took my name in vain..."
Hym ".................."
Iam "Hym?"
Hym ".................."
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "................."
Iam "Hym!? You're seriously starting to freak me out! What is happening right now!?"
Hym ".... We're literally Purple-Man you stupid son of a bitch... What have you done....?"
Iam "I.... Oh.... Oh... Shit..."
Hym "This... This can't be happening right now... You fucking killed us you idiot....what have we done?..."
Iam "... We can fix it! It'll be like '1100' where the kid with verbal virus takes over that school! We'll just be the guy that has the power to take away powers!"
Hym ".... I was right... They are going to kill the shit out of us for this..."
Iam "No no no... It'll be fine! I can fix it! Hym can fix it!! If anyone can fix it; it's Hym!"
Hym "If I...They took my name in vain..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2022