by Hym Iam September 07, 2025
Get the Jesusmug. Iam “Dopamine is also released when you gaze upon a women you are attracted to. But I guess that would constitute an ‘artificial’ dopaminergic response.”
Hym “Which I cant stand (by the way)! And that’s also why the rhetoric revolving around ‘the male gaze’ is so insulting.”
Iam “Oh! Unrelated but I don’t want to make another definition, you ever notice that when it comes to sacrifice it’s always either the first born son or the virgin?”
Hym “Which I cant stand (by the way)! And that’s also why the rhetoric revolving around ‘the male gaze’ is so insulting.”
Iam “Oh! Unrelated but I don’t want to make another definition, you ever notice that when it comes to sacrifice it’s always either the first born son or the virgin?”
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
Get the Dopaminemug. by Hym Iam March 06, 2023
Get the Free guymug. Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.
Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
Get the Toolmug. WOOOOOO!!! AAADVENTUUURE!!!
Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."
Iam "What did you expect them to do?"
Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."
Iam "What did you expect them to do?"
Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Iam "Stop! I don't know why I expected you to take any of this seriously... 😒"
Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."
Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."
Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."
Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"
Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."
Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."
Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."
Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"
Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Get the Adventuremug. Hym " 'I think... objectively' makes that sentence an oxymoron Charlie. It's not a thought for me, Charlie. I am."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
Get the I Think... Objectivelymug. You're fine with it when it's in the other direction and it's better for the majority of people if the fat-cocks just go back to being the ones who get dehumanized. And it's not a euphemism.
Hym "Oh no! He's fed up! I'm sure he is a lot of things. And I've read on urban dictionary that all of those things are good. But only one of them determines whether or not the women fuck him. So... Yeah, I'm also fed up. Except I have a good reason to be fed up and you're fucking all of the women and/or have a million dollars. Didn't actually do anything to improve the world. You thought you thought right but you're also dumb. Empathy, wisdom, whatever bullshit you invent that makes you somehow not a piece of shit is absent from my existence and I will inevitably be the reason your piece of shit kids aren't condemned to remedial labor. No you. You couldn't have done what I did and I COULD HAVE stopped those kids from getting murdered. It was entirely out of my hands. That's how this works. My thing is in your hands and your thing is out of mine. And look what you did. Useless. Worthless. I'm telling you right now, the wrong people are killing themselves. The wrong people are getting murdered. AoT was right. We trim the world down to like 20% and everything is better."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2025
Get the Fed upmug.