Hym Iam's definitions

Smiling friends

OK, it was smiling friends. That was the name of the show.

Hym "Right. It's smiling friends and the moderator is like 'Mr. Frog, why are you so evil' and Mr frog is like 'Hello- I' and the moderator cuts him off 'Time's up! And you're wrong?' Put you get the point. If typing this got my algorithm to find the video I'm sure you reading this with get your algorithm to do the same and then you'll just be able to watch it... Man, I wish there was a way to milk this fluid out of my brain."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2024

Taught

There's nothing to learn.

Hym "I don't need to be taught. You want me to accept things that are not true so you don't have to accept things that are. And now you have a bunch of fat cocks making shit up to preserve their own worthless, undeserved lives and we all have to sit here and listen to them. And the reason we have to sit their and let them lie is because if they don't lie they won't be able to trick people into killing the people who aren't also doing fat cock dictatorship."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

You have to ignore the majority of people

Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.

Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Pretend

Hey, Cody, I bet you won't say anything about how he's mentally retarded. If he had a small dick you would say something or at the very least insinuate that because he has a small dick he's inadequate. I've watch other YouTubers do it so I'm sure it's allowed.

Hym "But I've never seen a YouTuber insinuate that there is anything wrong with a mental retard. Isn't that weird? Because there clearly is something wrong with them. They're retarded. It's like we all have to pretend that there is nothing wrong with retards... But we don't even have to pretend a little bit that a small dick doesn't dictate entirely how people are going to interact with you. I think that's weird. I think that's why you have to yell 'fire' if you're being raped. It's shit like this adding up someone's decision to just walk away. And it's the same thing with the mentally ill! We all have to pretend that Chris Williamson isn't a mentally ill piece of shit or that his mental illness doesn't make him inferior to anyone who isn't a mentally ill piece of shit... But... You just don't have to extend the same courtesy to a small dick. That's weird. I think it's weird. What to you think, Cody? What to you think about how you're allowed to denigrate small dicks but not retards when retards are clearly worse and deserve life less and everyone is coerced into providing for them? I don't know Cody bo-body... I can't think of an answer."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Submitted

Hey, wow! Look at that! Haven't seen that screen in a while. Cool.

Hym "Actually, now that I've been able to infer that whether or not I get the submitted screen has no relationship to whether you're able to see this I don't actually know what it means that it's back up. Unlike the fact that women are fucking retards at work and then lying and making excuses as to why they're doing it. I know exactly what that means for me and for everyone else and can infer that with a nigh-perfect level of accuracy."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

What makes you extraordinary

Nothing. You're all just worthless shit. I don't have to do or be anything to be better than all of you.

Hym "What makes you extraordinary? Welp... Not a worthless YouTube parasite.... Not a retard... Not a woman... It don't take much but it's already too late for some of you. You should kill yourselves immediately. Or kill some kids. Just no that no one will care if you kill yourself and if you kill the kids at least one person will be happy about it."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Your fans

Don't believe you.

Hym "Misogyny is great, hey, we need to start cutting the dicks off a liberal anti-misogynists. It's the only way for them to prove they don't only like women because women are sleeping with them. Chop chop. They can be eunuchs. Start with Cody Johnston! Or Matt the faggot! If you cut their dicks off, you don't have to pay me AND I won't ever kill any kids, regardless of what happens. I don't need credit or money as long as their dicks are off. If you cut the dicks off of everyone who has participated in this thing against me, I will dedicate my life to the SVU. Cut off their dicks, they can love women without the sex, and I will entirely cede whatever point I may have here. I will even lie about why women choose to fuck men. I'll say it's game or whatever until the day I die as long as their dicks are gone. No more dicks for anyone who wants to criticize incels for misogyny. Your fans will love I. And you'll prove that you don't need to fuck to not hate women. It's a win-win. And I'll know you aren't cheating. Chop them off."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024