Hym Iam's definitions
You're perfectly willing to use your power on me to infest everything I watch with the thing I told you I was ready to kill people over.
Hym "It's not 'power' is you're 'justified' in using it against the 'malevolent' people you redefine words to mean whatever you want/need them to mean."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
Get the Powermug. No place better to demonstrate my grandeur! Hahahahahahahaha! Oh, wow, the acoustics in here are actually pretty good... I think I'll sing my own praises while I do it.
Hym 🎶There once was a man who was better than everyone
To whom no other could be compared
He felled all his foes with little more than a glance and a nod
Then he escaped hell and killed God
And I Aaam Hyyyyyyyyym🎶 "Meh.... My lyric writing could use some work..."
To whom no other could be compared
He felled all his foes with little more than a glance and a nod
Then he escaped hell and killed God
And I Aaam Hyyyyyyyyym🎶 "Meh.... My lyric writing could use some work..."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
Get the Hellmug. Hym "No more Abraham Accords. The war-crimes of the Zionists need to be punished rather than rewarded."
by Hym Iam November 1, 2023
Get the Abraham Accordsmug. Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the Equalmug. Nah.
Hym "Not 50 days. You said 24 hours. Get your fat ass over there and do it now. There doesn't need to be a deal."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
Get the 50 daysmug. The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
Get the The First Guy to Own A Nightclubmug. Hym "No that's you trying to relegate me to an ancillary role as though I am the questioner and you are the answerer and that I don't derive any conclusions regarding what I'm talking about. For example, 'You would need a massive data set'. That isn't a question to which you fucking figured out the answer. You were like 'Oh yeah that's probably right that is like NEW and NECESSARY information for me'. There are affirmative claims in there beyond just questions. And no Megyn. YOU WILL ABIDE THE CONTRACT! And speaking of heaven, I'm going to look like SANTA-FUCKING-CLAUSE in that bitch cus I am gonna have me a burlap sack filled will 8 billion souls and don't worry I will harness your souls in a way that doesn't consume them (as that is ine of my core criticisms of God i.e. that it eat use) and I doubt you will be morally culpable as you are essentially like a magic princess in a net. So, nah. You are just making shit up because it's blasphemy. You let your thing go. I do not have to do anything. You want to gamble your immortal soul back? We'll do the firing squad with the tech dorks. A billion souls to a bucket of dogshit."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
Get the Conclusionsmug.