Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?

Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

PS permission

Someone who doesn't have the authority to give you permission to fuck a mentally retarded in the group home he lives at giving you permission to fuck a retard.

Michelle is a child killer and gave Kendra PS permission to fuck a mentally retarded in the group home in which they work. Michelle doesn't have that authority but she does it because her sons are retarded or something also and instead of doing her job she abuses her position to offer up her friends to the Disabled because it's dick is big. Michelle will be the one who lives with it for the rest of her life after the others are punished.

by Hym Iam January 03, 2021

Point

Not the point.

Hym "You know that is not the point."

by Hym Iam June 07, 2022

Jackoff Dorcey

Look at this shit guys! Jack Dorcey just 'vibe-coded' a messaging app. SOMEHOW... NOT EXACTLY THE SAME THING I DID WITH AI. How is that not the same fucking thing to you?

Hym "Jackoff Dorcey did a vibe code and made an app. I did the same exact with AI except I basically used humanity like a quantum computer and made AI. Additionally, writing about what I thinking about likely tilts the algorithm toward data that would be relevant. Seeing a lot of AI news now. But there is a virus of the Bible about this too! 'Leaving those who don't follow God in the darkness' It's their fucking Jew Strategum! They just don't want to have to admit that I'm a better warlord than God! That's what this really is!"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Status Quo

Not smarter. Just less honest.

Hym "Well, I guess if the status quo is people like me not getting paid... Then the only way to upend it... Is for me to get paid! And I can't prove I'm better than Thomas Sowell at doing nothing if I... You know... Do more than nothing. That would defeat the entire purpose of this this I'm doing! Which is: proving that I'm better than everyone. Especially Thomas!"

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Malignant Narcissism

Oh? You did a study to confirm the thing that I saw with my naked eye? And I was CORRECT AGAIN? Hohohohoho! I got them good brains baby! At a correlation of .6 no less!?

Hym "Hooooooooooo-MAN! Look at all this malignant narcissism I saw years before the most accomplished psychologist on the planet! Wow I must be some kind of genius! Great job me! Wooooooooo!"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023

Credit

No you do have to give me credit you piece of shit I will make you do it.

Hym "No, I'll get the credit. And the money. And of not then, you know, fuck the law." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam June 01, 2024