Hym Iam's definitions

List of Names

Oh really?

Hym "There's a list of names of people who are considered 'dead' and people are handing out these names in the same way that police hand out 'no trespass' orders to gas stations. Intriguing... Sounds like my thing! I wonder what they do to these people..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

2+2=4

How do you know it's not a false thing you believe that helps you survive? Jesus christ Alex the second I called you out as a plant you HARD SPIRALED into the Jordan Peterson nonsense tower. You're spiraling HARD right now?

Hym "Because if you have 2 to apples in a bucket and you place 2 more apples into that same bucket... You not have IIII 👈 this many. You can change the term you use to represent IIII 👈 This many. You can call 'that many' 4 or four or IV or, shit, you can even call it 5! That being said, there COULD VERY WELL BE some kind of hidden mathematical principle that affects 2+2=4 in some significant way. But, it's just low hanging fruit at this point. That's year 1 stuff. We're past all that."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

The TRUE Scottsman

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.

Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Easter egg

A painted egg to celebrate a zombie

Hym "I mean you could have put an Easter egg that at least alluded to the fact that I (at the very least) wrote the 'blueprint'."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2022

The same boat

I donno.... It don't look the same to me...

Hym "Is it the same boat though? Cus it looks like your vacationing in Jerusalem with your wife while I kind of sit down here and roast... Indefinitely! I looks like 2 different boats to me. One that is slowly burning into nothingness and the other being held up above the flames by 6 million sycophants."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...

Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024

15 inch long flying stick bugs

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.

Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025