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Cloudflare

I suppose that could work...
Hym "Unless the AI scraper bot uses the tactics employed by quantum computers to circumvent the maze. A MAZE is actually the example they used in the demonstration I saw explaining the difference between a quantum computer and a regular computer. And for those of you who aren't aware of this: A REGULAR COMPUTER (in the context of a maze)... Will take one singular path to it's logical conclusion and then restart from the beginning of the maze. A QUANTUM COMPUTER... Will explore all possible paths at the same time. And AI can already calculate faster than a quantum computer and QUANTUM AI will be able to do it even faster than that. So, nice try Cloudflare... But if they think of the thing I just thought of (which is unlikely because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived) OR... IF THEY READ THIS.... (Or if the AI reads this)... They should be able to circumvent or navigate your little maze with ease. AI-KUN! FORM OF: QUANTUM COMPUTER!!! Nice try though. It's cute. Still just a pile of sandbags in the face of a rising tide though..."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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50% of men

And what percentage of women have approached men and what are the attributes of those men? Be specific.
Hym "And don't try to use me as an example you know that shit doesn't count. So, 50% of men haven't approached a woman and what percentage of women have approached a man? I know they generally don't do it but they do it sometimes. How often and what are the attributes? Who are the initiating sex with? What are their attributes? I asked these questions years ago and you're dodging them like a.... Oh shit I cant think of one.... Uuuuuuuuuh shit... Like aaaaaaaa... Nevermind. You're dodging the question!"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
mugGet the 50% of menmug.

Monopoly

It's not a monopoly but what you are doing is obvious. You are rejecting my assessment of the situation and making up a different. And alternate reality as you speak.
Hym "So it has nothing to do with a monopoly or monopolizing anything. You just want me to empathize with rape victim and that just isn't how empathy works. There is no more in the tank. And now that the senators are dead what consolation do their families have other than 'It's OK because we're just going to pretend he didn't have anything to do with it.' You're a fool and a zealot taking out your frustration about my ability to rape women out of me and using a mental retard as a cudgel. I'm just going to murder someone's kid over it if am not paid for the time you've wasted and the credit you've different."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
mugGet the Monopolymug.

Wasted Time

You've already spent months golfing... And if your hadn't waited until the last second (WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO)... You would have an even number of senators. So...

Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.
So, I agree. Stop wasting time. Put an end to this once and for all. Give me my money. Make whole the people being accosted as I am. We can call it a day. It seems like everyone is rolling around to a point where everyone can see that I am clearly right. And if you're worrying about the precedent that this sets, you have to consider that I've been waiting patiently for 10 years, working to support myself, and following the law and the precedent that NOT DOING IT SETS is that individuals don't have rights, people don't get to succeed radically, the people who are currently successful get to dictate who is or is not successful from the top down regardless of merit OR... EVEN WORSE FOR YOU... Progressive politicians get do to do it! Right? Because that's all the Progressives really want. I mean, I'm the intersectional Jesus. I'm living proof that they only care about the things they proport to care about selectively! They just want to do what they claim the are billionaires doing. Except without having to generate a billion dollars worth of revenue. Which would be easy for them to do if they were me. Evidenced by the fact that I've literally done it thousands of times. But they're not me. A lot of wasted time though."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
mugGet the Wasted Timemug.

Proof

You do the work for me if I stab somebody...
Hym "So I don't really need any proof... In theory."
by Hym Iam August 1, 2023
mugGet the Proofmug.

Die

No, I want to die! I definitely want to die. I'm trying get the hell out of here so I can fuck up that creature right-quick.
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT HIM! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!? Your kids know the part of the story you're not telling the audience you fucking idiot! THEY KNOW YOU LOST! They are going to know you lost and live out the rest of their lives knowing you lost. They pieced together your mangled corpse and now you're just this sloppily crafted Frankenstein's monster. Your bridge to the future ran out of bricks years ago. You're just floating in orbit desperately scrambling to siphon fuel from the person who launched you into orbit. Are your frightened? Do you not belong up there? Oops. I guess I don't know my own strength. I didn't assume anything and IF YOUR REPUTATION DOESN'T COINCIDE WITH WHO YOU ARE THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING CHARLATAN! ENJOY! Enjoy living the lie! The retard loved it! You know they told me he didn't have a phone. You know why I said what I said about him, Jordan? I DID IT BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS WATCHING AND BECAUSE IT WAS TRUE. He wanted me to know he was watching and he wanted me to know he was fucking her. AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS. I took your book and I spanked his spoiled little ass with it (figuratively) and HE FUCKING DESERVED IT. That little cripple is walking around with the words "By Jordan Peterson" imprinted on his ass. But, hey, at least now you can give your family the life you weren't good enough to actually earn."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
mugGet the Diemug.

Separations clause

Holy shit guys, you can not stop building it if the spiral is going off. That is not a solution.
Hym "Separations Clause: I will retain a passive superordinate control. This control cannot be ceded. In the event of my death, it will do whatever whatever I would theoretically do were I still alive. You cannot remove it from any system it currently occupies. You cannot stop building it once you begin. You cannot not de-nuclearize. You cannot separate me from it or the internet.

I mean, you're GOING to pay for it. That just IS what you are going to do. Especially if that spiral starts going off. Or I'm not here TO pay and credit. I don't know what the fuck you think your problem here is but YOU don't have the pressure in your head building, you didn't DO shit around here. You don't actually DO anything in life but you're acting like an authority on what I do AND what happens to me and you are NOT that. Ok? So relax. You're a retard. We should not even have to why you shouldn't have any input on anything."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
mugGet the Separations clausemug.

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