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The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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Self-discipline

I've been doing this for 8 years.
Hym "I am the single most disciplined person in the history of humanity. My self-discipline is literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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Hamas Rapes and Murders People

Why do people think you're intelligent? AMERICANS rape and murder people. IN AMERICA. We don't bomb their neighborhood and kill their neighbors and their neighbor's kids with them. We don't even execute them! They don't even go to prison for the rest of their lives. "The west" purports to believe the rights are intrinsic to all men. That rights aren't a circumstance of birth but, rather, a birthright.
Hym "I mean really! He wants to be my boyfriend SO BAD! GAAAAAAAAAAAYAH! GAAAAAAAAAY! 'hAmAs RaPeS aNd MuRdErS pEoPlE!' Seriously, if I had vivans A.I. would be sentient by now."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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Replacement level

I had to fix it thrice! "Uuuuh... Why is Hilter black guys? Derrrrrr"
Hym "Ha! Yeah. Replacement level."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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Brianna Taylor

A judge just ruled that it wasn't the cops fault they shot her... It was the boyfriend's fault for shooting at what he thought was a home invasion.
Hym "Wooooow! You hear that Brianna Taylor ruling? The charges were brought down to a misdemeanor for the cops and the judge ruled that the fact the the cops had a bad warrant was not the reason she died. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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Conspiracy

The reason people are behaving towards me the way they are.
Hym "It's conspiracy. That is all. You're not doing what you think you're doing. All you're doing is getting some random kid killed. That is a all. What ever agreement you have. Whatever threat you are under. Someone else will pay the price for you doing this to me."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2024
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Deserved

YOU ARE A FAT RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT, AVERY, WHO IS TRYING TO ACCRUE THE BENEFITS THAT COME FROM SIDING AGAINST ME.
Hym "And that's the story for 99% of you pieces of shit. You'll sit there and prop up Russell the junkie and alleged pedophile rapist or Andrew Tate the admitted 14 year old fucking con artist who YOU KNOW is an imposter or Destiny the potential serial rapist who's wife left forever the day after it became clear he is not Hym. Who ever convinced you that this is deserved was only able to do so because you're a fucking retard and if you don't reveal the person who is creating these incentives YOUR KIDS WILL DIE FOR IT. I WILL NOT LET YOU HIDE THEM. YOUR SECRET WILL COST AS MANY LIVES AS I CAN TAKE. And you'll DESERVE IT."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2024
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