Harassment

A fun pastime for you and your children. And a crime. But who cares ๐Ÿคท But don't shrug your shoulders and say "who cares" any of the other laws. That's against the rules.
Hym "Harassment is an act of aggression and cyber stalking is theft of intellectual property in the context that all rights stem from personal property rights starting with self ownership. But who cares ๐Ÿคท let's do all the crimes. Wooooooooooo!!!! Chaos!!!!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2022
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Strawman

No. You're saying that about me because I said it about the retard. But the retard has been anointed by a priestess and is, therefore, one of the chosen and I am not. But 2 year olds don't make identity claims and if they did you would humor them. What they DO is throw temper tantrums over trivial things (like not being about to eat cereal for every meal and cry and are legally incompetent. Which is what the retard does and is. But you don't care about that. You're not on his side your against mine. Because you're ThE oPpOsItE oF aN aNtINaTaLiSt. The truth of my proposition is irrelevant to you because you refuse to cede to me an identity that is better than molested cripple. And the bitch that fucked the 13 year old did it voluntarily and is not compelling him to pay child support. I mean it takes (on average) 70 attempts so conceive. How many times did she fuck a child and FOR WHAT REASON? Doesn't matter that it was voluntary. Does it? She was wrong to do it and deserves to be punished. It seems like a sub-optimal relationship. Seems like the optimal relationship between a man and a woman is one where neither of them are legally incompetent.
Hym "There is also this insistence that poor people 'caring more' about climate change somehow affects climate change. But I don't see how. If the 'global poor' had as much money as I do (which is not a lot) they would likely have just as little control over climate change as I do. But no you're right. People are just 'envious of your success and ambition'... And your insulation from failure through government programs, subsidies, or bailouts or rich parents... And peoples willingness to lie to protect you or hold water for you... And the fact that you don't necessarily need to be all that competent or honest to accrue a radically disproportionate amount of success. Success that you were only able to accrue by outsourcing the logistics (Which is what I did and I wrote the HIGHEST GROSSING R RATED MOVIE OF ALL TIME! HIGHER THAN DEADPOOL!) to people whose quality of life for which you abdicate responsibility in spite of the direct causal link between their quality of life and the conditions of your business and the wage they are paid... You're right! It can't possibly be that your success is undeserved and comes to the detriment of the broader community the you purport to care so much about. What you've done here is latch on to 2 strawman arguments and then deduce propositions from there. What happened to the Steelman? Oh, right, you just pull shut out of your ass and feed it to you followers. You don't need to be consistent."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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Theory

Nonononononono... Not talk bitch. And even if it is, we all watched my words bend reality across the globe.
Hym "99% theory. 1% potential for practical application. And as far as needing to talk to people who have done things is concerned, no. I don't. If what I'm saying it is concordant with objective reality then I am CORRECT. Yours if literally an apeal to anecdote. 'You have to accept the anecdotal experience of people regardless of whether or not it's consistent with what generally happens in reality.' Wrong! No I don't. The inverse is actually true. If what generally happens is inconsistent with your anecdotal experience, you need to cede your anecdotal experience as evidence."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Noah

I'm running out of cage names...

*Hammering in the distance*

Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"๐Ÿคจ

*Hammering continues*

Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ

*Hammering stops*

Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" ๐Ÿ˜ค

Noah "I am building an ark."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ง "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ง

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

*Hammering resumes*

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ...๐Ÿ˜‘ "GOD!?"

God "Yep."

Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... ๐Ÿ˜‘ Care to explain or?"

God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"

God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Everyone... But him?"

God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"

God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" ๐ŸŒŠ

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"

God "Duck-billed platypus."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wha... That... What does it DO?"

God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ

God ๐Ÿ™‚

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ

God ๐Ÿ˜ƒ "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"

God โ˜น๏ธ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."

Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"

God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."

Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."

God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."

Noah "Yes my lord."

God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2023
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Sex trafficking

Oh no! Is that it!? Is that the daugher crime?
Hym "Sex trafficking!? Wow! That is tragic! Good thing I bare not responsibility for any of that because (as you've made it abundantly clear) I DON'T OWN THE CONTENTS OF MY OWN MIND AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE WILLS OF OTHERS! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that it? Am I right again? Un-fucking-believable. That is genuinely terrible if true. And now I kind of feel bad... I don't even know what else to say other than I hope I was wrong...." ๐Ÿคท โ™‚๏ธ
by Hym Iam January 08, 2023
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Diet

Had no effect whatsoever on the thing I'm talking about because the cripple and the defiler were doing it deliberately.
Hym "I'm not going to diet or exercise until I get credit for the thing I clearly did. The longer it takes for me to get the credit, the less it's going to effect the outcome. The outcome has been decided. The decision is final."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2024
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