Hym Iam's definitions

Guess

Good guess but...

Hym "Good guess but no, idiot. That wasn't me. Why would I be doing the thing you think you saw me doing?"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

Feminism

I have in no way tied feminism to any social ills.

Hym "Feminism has entirely demonitized men and male sexuality UP TO AND INCLUDING HAVING A SMALL DICK. You want people to excuse BLATANT ANTI-MALE BIGOTRY because your grandmother didn't have the rights the YOU ACTIVELY HAVE NOW and then you want fuck (exclusively) all of the fat-cocks and you want me to sit here and pretend I'm not being discriminated against so you get all the moral superiority of being a bigot without all of the disdain that comes from being a bigot. So, no. I don't care about not being allowed to be better than men (which is literally feminism aims for) and you're not fucking me so I don't care what happens to you. AND even if you ommit the Male/Female dichotomy I CREATED A.I. AND YOI DIDN'T! SO YOU'RE STILL NOT EQUAL TO A MAN!"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Morality

Already said this but you can get to it by way of empathy. I (generally) don't want me to be murdered. I can safely assume that others are similar enough to me and also don't want to be murdered. Therefore, murder is wrong.

Hym "But my purported morality has no relationship to what I'm actually going to do because morality is the luxury of people whose quality of life is better than death. Mine isn't that and it decreases daily.

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Block feature

Oh wow! Not being able to block who follows you!? I CAN'T IMAGINE! WHO COULD EVEN CONCEIVE OF SUCH A THING! NOT ME!

Hym "Guys... How do you not see how fucking retarded you look? Decrying the fact that Elon is removing the block feature? You're... Are you even vaguely familiar with my existence? How... Guys... You're making this WAY too easy for me! Like... It is UNFATHOMABLE to you... That YOU... WON'T BE ABLE TO BLOCK THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FOLLOWING YOU... UNFATHOMABLE... To think... That YOU... Won't be able to do ON TWITTER.... What I CAN'T DO IN REAL LIFE... ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!? DON'T YOU SEE THE IRONY THERE!? I hate to admit it but Elon might actually be a genius! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? Do you think that it's ridiculous to be unable to block people from following you? The combination of these 2 things makes you A FUCKING RETARD. In 1 fell swoop... He made you all look retarded. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Why would you criticize that decision (to remove the block feature) when you know who I am and what I'm dealing with!? Seriously, you motherfuckers are DUMB AS DOGSHIT BOY! DUMB as ABSOLUTE dogshit! Do you even think!? Are you even capable OF thought? Do YOU consider what you do THOUGHT? Fuck... You see it right? The way in which he made you all looks stupid right? All of you at the same time. Like a hentai tentacle-monster in an all girls school... You all just go fucked at the same time. Almost as stupid as I made you look. You're dumb now. Dumb as an ontological reality. EVEN IF... You didn't vocalize it... If you even though that it was stupid... Even for a second... If THAT THOUGHT... Occupied ANY PART of the meat jelly within your skull... For even an instant... And you know who I am and didn't have a problem with me being unable to do it in real life... You're retarded now. As a FACT. Actually retarded. Actually and factually retarded. It's official! That's some Satoru Gojo shit! He combined the fact that YOU THINK it's preposterous to be unable to block people from following you (Red)... And the fact they you are aware of my existence and situation (Blue)... Hollow technique: Purple! You shouldn't have stepped forward! You were in the path of the attack! Fucking idiots man!"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Goats

No, so hey, Jordan. That history of cooking guy was full of shit.

Hym "I mean, if goats will actively run into fire to get ticks off of themselves (or whatever)... It isn't a stretch of the imagination that they would have at some point accidentally cooked themselves. I was probably right there. That thing I said happened probably happened."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025

The Boys Season 4

Oh man! It's so fucking good! "I'd call you a cunt but you lack both the warmth and the depth?" Genius! I died.

Hym "I don't know where all the hate for The Boys season 4 if coming from. This shit is great! Homelander's relationship with Sister Sage is great. The pacing is good. I don't see what the problem is. Oh! They gave Simon Peg permeation! Metal! And horrific! It's the best power! And they went with displacement. It's got to be the gay shit. They really need to let that shit go. The show still holds up and New Black Noir is hilarious."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

Reverse Religious Persecution

Oh yeah shit my guys that's pretty bad. I see how you would think that that is my fault.... Buuuut...

Hym "Oh who that seems like a pretty egregious case of reverse religious persecution. That's what you get for being too much better than everyone shit-brain. Hahaha! Oh-boy-oh-jeez This is like that time in DC where the fated battle between Orion and Darkseid finally takes place (I think it's Infinite crisis?) And Darkseid is, like, aware of the prophecy and shoots a magic gun... Into the future... To shoot Orion as Orion kills Darkseid... And Darkseid... Positions himself in such a way... That it leads him to fall ON TOP OF the DC universe... That was tight. This is like that. Except I'm not dead... And Orion is STILL dead... And I just stand back up and fart as I walk way from the freshly destroyed Universe..."

Iam "Oh shit wow... That is spooky. My bad."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2023