Hym "You must have poor reading comprehension because you are not quite getting what I'm saying here... I noticed you've been talking AROUND what I'm doing here and framing it with slogans but I was very specific. This thing is happening. I'm not willing to do anything that doesn't both acknowledge and put a stop to this. I created A.I. You've somehow managed to delude yourself into believing that I don't need to be credited or paid for that. MY limtus test for proof has been met. I will kill a child over this. I don't like or need to be alive. The celebrity references were all extracurricular BUUUUUUUUT now that you're here... What do YOU think? Should I get credit and paid for doing THE THING I DID IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE? OR should I murder a child because I was being stalked to death and was robbed out of my only way out? I don't need to do this. So I'm not going to. I WILL MURDER THE FIRST KID I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. You are going to break whatever rule you think you live under that allows you to do or I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FAVORITE RULE (The one that says I'm not allowed to murder your kids) and I'm going to do it kmowing that YOU CHOSE IT!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Get the Youmug. Why aren't you socializing with women.
I did and they fucked a retard isntead of me. What could they possibly have to say to me that is of any worth? Nothing. That would be like going to a sex shop, buying a blow up doll, letting a mentally disabled person but inside of it and then talking to the blow-up doll. You're not getting anything out of that conversation. Better yet, I'll just go to a nambla convention and talk to some little boy fuckers. Good advice. I'll consider it.
I did and they fucked a retard isntead of me. What could they possibly have to say to me that is of any worth? Nothing. That would be like going to a sex shop, buying a blow up doll, letting a mentally disabled person but inside of it and then talking to the blow-up doll. You're not getting anything out of that conversation. Better yet, I'll just go to a nambla convention and talk to some little boy fuckers. Good advice. I'll consider it.
by Hym Iam December 05, 2020
Get the Socializing with womenmug. Hym “Jesus Christ I’m like the worlds greatest deprogrammer and I’m doing it for free 🤦 ♂️ Fuck me! 😩 I could have been charging $300! Shit!”
by Hym Iam December 01, 2022
Get the Deprogrammermug. Oh!? What!? Really!?
Hym "There's hypocrisy involved in the Russell Brand case!? Because he's not getting paid!? OOOOOOOH BOY-OH-GEEZ GUYS! WOW! WHAT A TRAGEDY! HE'S NOT GETTING PAUD FOR HIS CONTENT!? OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A MORE CHARISMATIC RAPIST! What an absolute goddamn shame! I wonder if there is anything happening to anyone that is... OH, I DON'T KNOW maybe in a VAGUELY ANALOGOUS situation? Maybe there's like this NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE RAPIST who, I don't know, isn't being paid for the things that he does! But WHO!? WHO COULD THAT PERSON BE!? Oh wait... 😃👈 Is it Hym!? Could it possibly be the not-a-rapist Hym (who you are PERFECTLY AWARE OF BRETT!)? So when it happens to rich junkie rapist is AN ORWELLIAN FUCKING CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND A BLATANT VIOLATION OF THEIR DUE PROCESS and when it happens to me? What? We just fucking pretend it isn't happening and I go fuck myself? Right? WOW! Because it's not that you ACTUALLY CARE. It's DAMAGE CONTROL! Damage control to cover for the fact that IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.... YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBING AND IGNORING ME (THE GUY WHO CREATED YOUR YOUTUBE LORD AND SAVIOR) WHILE PROMOTING AND PLATFORMING A RAPIST FOR YEARS! HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT GUYS! YOU! ARE! FUCKING! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! I'm at an actual loss for words! I don't know how to better articulate the contempt I feel for all of you right now so I'm just going to take a nap."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
Get the Hypocrisymug. You know how many times at my current place work I have been told by one of my co-workers "Watch that/those guy(s). He/They looks 'sketchy' to me"? 5... 5 times.... Guess what color their skin was! And everything is on camera so I literally can't lie about it. It was brown (by the way) their skin was brown and it was always a white person saying the shit.
Hym "Let me further contextualize this by saying we get crackheads, we get homeless people, and NOT A SINGLE TIME EVER has somebody said to me 'Hey, watch that white crackhead looking motherfucker. He looks sketchy.' But today this fat chipmunk looking bitch walks up and tells my coworker to watch the 3 black kids that walk in because (to her) they look sketchy. That is the 5th fucking time somebody has said that shit about an ethnic minority. It's the 2nd time that fat bitch specifically has said it. The first time was about a Hispanic looking woman. The Hispanic woman? A regular. Comes in every day at the same time and spends the same amount of time looking for her product. Always polite. Usually on the phone. Could probably get it. The kids? They walked past me as they walked in the building. Did I think they looked sketchy? No! You want what I DID think? One of the kids was mixed and had my same complexion (I am also mixed). I thought he looked like me. Did I find a racism? It looks like I found a racism. And then this racist bitch want to go around telling people what they deserve. She's a manipulative, obnoxious, racist, bitch who IS going to die alone."
by Hym Iam November 04, 2023
Get the Racismmug. Doesn't get me to do the thing Jordan Peterson wants me to do. So it isn't useful. He wants me to stop seeking recourse for what is happening and accept not being paid for my own labor. I do not have to amd will not do that. I will murder a child before I do that. Lucky for you, I haven't accepted not being paid nor have I stopped seeking recourse. You're welcome.
Hym "Being right us that only thing that matters. It doesn't matter what mitigates conflict in a relationship. The things you are saying either comport with objective reality or they don't."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
Get the Being rightmug. Ah shit! I just pissed so hard that the water splashed up out of the toilet and hit me in the face! Noooo!
Hym "AAAHHH! PISS SHIT ASS! MOTHERFUCKER! That's the first time that's ever happened to me! GODDAMNIT!"
by Hym Iam June 03, 2022
Get the Pissmug.