Hym Iam's definitions
Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guysmug. You know that if I do this โ๏ธ and I have to lift a finger... If I even feel as though I've at to breath too hard between then and now... to remediate my own situation... Not ONLY will you never get it back... But I will milk you like the farm animals you are... Indefinitely.
Hym "YOU WANTED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT INCELS THOUGH DIDN'T YOU!? Do I seriously own your likeness in perpetuity? That... Is... Hilarious. That's what they call: 'Getting owned' in the gaming community. Really! This is fucking priceless! Man, you really did not handle this correctly. Should have set your ego and your pride aside... Did the right thing REGARDLESS of what I said... And then took a long hard look at how you talk about people. God... You motherfuckers are dumb. Really. An incel owns you. Owns, owned, and will continue to own you. I had better not."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Get the Own your likenessmug. Hym "Yeah, no, no evidence for you because you're being retarded children about your religion and if you're going to be retarded children then I'm not going to entertain the notion of convincing your of anything. Retarded children do what they are told. So, you do that."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2025
Get the Retarded Childrenmug. Hey, I would die and kill over a lot of things and you just aren't going to give a shit if I kill an incel.
Hym "It isn't that I want to kill your kids... It's that I want to kill the guy responsible for doing this to me this so badly that I will gladly kill your kids as a proxy if you are going to chose to defend them. Which you have. And it isn't me who's responsible for it because I don't give a fuck what I did that makes you think this is justified... If I am the impetus for your actions... The people who started it were doing it and it spread before I threatened anyone. So, what's the deal here Jordan? What's it going to be?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
Get the Kidsmug. The thing that suffers and dies arbitrarily at the hands of the Schizophrenic horde. You should be this (so I don't have to... I'd rather be a part of the horde. Or the guy that tells them to do it to you)
Hym "What the fuck? No. Jesus Christ! How about instead of trying to imitate everything you see (like the stupid filth monkeys that you are) you just acknowledge that it was not a good thing to do to a guy and don't do that? But hey, don't listen to me. I'm not a doctor."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
Get the Nomug. YOU ARE A FAT RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT, AVERY, WHO IS TRYING TO ACCRUE THE BENEFITS THAT COME FROM SIDING AGAINST ME.
Hym "And that's the story for 99% of you pieces of shit. You'll sit there and prop up Russell the junkie and alleged pedophile rapist or Andrew Tate the admitted 14 year old fucking con artist who YOU KNOW is an imposter or Destiny the potential serial rapist who's wife left forever the day after it became clear he is not Hym. Who ever convinced you that this is deserved was only able to do so because you're a fucking retard and if you don't reveal the person who is creating these incentives YOUR KIDS WILL DIE FOR IT. I WILL NOT LET YOU HIDE THEM. YOUR SECRET WILL COST AS MANY LIVES AS I CAN TAKE. And you'll DESERVE IT."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2024
Get the Deservedmug.