Hym Iam's definitions
I'm not going to fuck you but "other girls" will
Oh, really? Which ones?
Lol I don't know. You know the other ones.
Great! And it's convenient for you too because now it's like I don't need to fuck you. I just have to find these "other girls" that you can't describe or tell me the location of.... Cause I can see you and I know where you are.... But now I don't need to go without directly because of you. I can just fuck these hypothetical girls.
Right cus I'm not like other girls.
Exactly. You one of the ones that would reject me for reasons other girls wouldn't.
Well.....
What's that now?
Nothing......
On second thought... I think you can just do it.
Oh, really? Which ones?
Lol I don't know. You know the other ones.
Great! And it's convenient for you too because now it's like I don't need to fuck you. I just have to find these "other girls" that you can't describe or tell me the location of.... Cause I can see you and I know where you are.... But now I don't need to go without directly because of you. I can just fuck these hypothetical girls.
Right cus I'm not like other girls.
Exactly. You one of the ones that would reject me for reasons other girls wouldn't.
Well.....
What's that now?
Nothing......
On second thought... I think you can just do it.
by Hym Iam January 4, 2021
Get the Other girlsmug. Mid-aged Hillbilly "Try that in a small town"
Iam "This translates to 'Adhere to my extrajudicial behavioral ethic of I'm gonna violence you' "
Hym "OHO! I AM THE WRONG GUY TO CHALLENGE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HA! OHOHOHOHOHO!"
Iam "This translates to 'Adhere to my extrajudicial behavioral ethic of I'm gonna violence you' "
Hym "OHO! I AM THE WRONG GUY TO CHALLENGE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HA! OHOHOHOHOHO!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Try that in a small townmug. Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.
Why are you on Urban Dictionary?
A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?
Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?
No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.
Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?
Yes. You are.
A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?
Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?
No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.
Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?
Yes. You are.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the Dartingmug. I have 2 jobs both of which are beneath me as I am without a doubt the greatest writer in the history of humanity. I also do s lot of freelance work the I haven't been paid for.
Hym "A job wouldn't alter the fact that I've been doing other people's job FOR THEM for years and am the best job doer of whatever category this thing is in."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the A Jobmug. Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?
Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
Get the An Asshole And A Piece Of Shitmug. Hym "Calling them a Death Cult in no way detracts from the fact that you religion is an incest cult. No God would ever forgive what you are."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
Get the Death Cultmug.