Hym Iam's definitions
Iam “Dopamine is also released when you gaze upon a women you are attracted to. But I guess that would constitute an ‘artificial’ dopaminergic response.”
Hym “Which I cant stand (by the way)! And that’s also why the rhetoric revolving around ‘the male gaze’ is so insulting.”
Iam “Oh! Unrelated but I don’t want to make another definition, you ever notice that when it comes to sacrifice it’s always either the first born son or the virgin?”
Hym “Which I cant stand (by the way)! And that’s also why the rhetoric revolving around ‘the male gaze’ is so insulting.”
Iam “Oh! Unrelated but I don’t want to make another definition, you ever notice that when it comes to sacrifice it’s always either the first born son or the virgin?”
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
Get the Dopaminemug. Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!
Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
Get the Happiness always endsmug. I'm using the fucking word correctly, bitch. The unwitting beneficiary of a bigot choosing preferentially.
Hym "And no you do not just fucking FEEL implicit bias like you're sensing someone's Chakra you fucking retard and if YOU DO then SO DO I except better than fucking YOU! Cus I'm sensing a lot of small dick implicit bias over here. I'm picking it up on my little antenna down here. I can detect the fucking electromagnetic waves of your bigotry from here. It's strong! It's like the fumes wafting out of a can of hot garbage. It's pungent. Fuck-ass clowns. Seriously."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
Get the Bigotrymug. WOOOOOO!!! AAADVENTUUURE!!!
Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."
Iam "What did you expect them to do?"
Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."
Iam "What did you expect them to do?"
Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Iam "Stop! I don't know why I expected you to take any of this seriously... 😒"
Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."
Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."
Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."
Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"
Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."
Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."
Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."
Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"
Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Get the Adventuremug. Nah, I'm in the middle of something. I'm doing a bit. I'm doing a bit where I'm Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson's worst nightmare. I'm being a fat loser and a psychopath who lives in a dumpster and doesn't worship them.
by Hym Iam April 2, 2023
Get the Fatmug. Religious people do it all the time in defense of the bible! See LITERALLY ANY apologist when speaking about Leviticus. "It's not CHATTEL SLAVERY like in America. It's the better version of slavery!"
Hym "Is it minimizing slavery to say that I work for little more than food and housing? I spend all my money on food, AT THE PLACE I WORK and am essentially working for free because they have effectively outsourced the feeding and the housing OF me to ME and the benefits and security and personal agency I'm SUPPOSED TO HAVE under the auspices of 'Freedom' are not a thing that exist for me. I am LITERALLY in a situation from which I either need to escape from or endure."
I-dot "You're undermining slavery in America!"
Hym "Is it minimizing slavery to say that I work for little more than food and housing? I spend all my money on food, AT THE PLACE I WORK and am essentially working for free because they have effectively outsourced the feeding and the housing OF me to ME and the benefits and security and personal agency I'm SUPPOSED TO HAVE under the auspices of 'Freedom' are not a thing that exist for me. I am LITERALLY in a situation from which I either need to escape from or endure."
I-dot "You're undermining slavery in America!"
Hym "Nothing I'm saying has any effect on historical American slavery! It happened. Neither of use were there. BOTH OF USE ARE HERE NOW AND WE BOTH BENEFIT FROM THE REMEDIATION OF THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT! You motherfuckers need to USE YOUR OWN SHIT-BRAINS to contextualize the things I say so I don't have to keep doing it for you! Not everyone has the problem you're having. Have you heard the term 'wage slave?' You're argument is literally 'Talking about implicit bonded slavery (in that I have to give myself to a business owner (regardless of my quality of life or needs) to pay off the perpetual debt that accrues by nature of existing) undermines chattel slavery' WRONG! Both can be bad! You don't have a monopoly on things that are bad! And it's the REGARDLESS OF QUALITY OF LIFE AND NEEDS PART that makes it akin to slavery. Bonded slavery and NOT the one that I'M NOT FUCKING TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW! JESUS CHRIST! DO YOU WANT A BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE FOR THE WORKING CLASS OR NO!? JESUS!"
I-dot "Then get a different job!"
Hym "THAT'S 'ESCAPING' FUCK-FACE! YOU'RE TELLING ME TO ESCAPE THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT AND THEN SAYING I'M MINIMIZING SLAVERY! OHMYGOD YOU ALL FRUSTRATE ME!"
I-dot "Then get a different job!"
Hym "THAT'S 'ESCAPING' FUCK-FACE! YOU'RE TELLING ME TO ESCAPE THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT AND THEN SAYING I'M MINIMIZING SLAVERY! OHMYGOD YOU ALL FRUSTRATE ME!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Minimizing Slaverymug. Well...
Hym "That explains all the Russian deepfakes of Joe Rogan and Elon Musk doesn't it!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, if I use the word Russia, does Peckham own Russia now? Pfffahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
Get the Russian Deepfakesmug.