Iam "You really should take your own advice more. How is that not suffering stupidly?"
Hym "Oh and I know that I said it wasn't people but you all think that I'm worse than a not person so I don't see how you're not exactly the same. There's going to be a food shortage, apparently. While I'm starving to death (and you're not) I'll try to remind myself that it's my own fault and not everyone else's. I'll be like that guy who died because he couldn't afford insulin. Literally watching the hourglass of my life pour down to nothing and dying in terror while a retard who's dad owns half of the city I live in pays for me to live for free while my staff hires me women to fuck. I'm clearly the piece of shit here and I should have just got someone to pay me $100,000 to tell them that the sky is blue. Clearly entirely my fault."
Iam "Stop. This why everyone hates us."
Hym "They all hate anyone that isn't on their team anyway. Idiots."
Hym "Oh and I know that I said it wasn't people but you all think that I'm worse than a not person so I don't see how you're not exactly the same. There's going to be a food shortage, apparently. While I'm starving to death (and you're not) I'll try to remind myself that it's my own fault and not everyone else's. I'll be like that guy who died because he couldn't afford insulin. Literally watching the hourglass of my life pour down to nothing and dying in terror while a retard who's dad owns half of the city I live in pays for me to live for free while my staff hires me women to fuck. I'm clearly the piece of shit here and I should have just got someone to pay me $100,000 to tell them that the sky is blue. Clearly entirely my fault."
Iam "Stop. This why everyone hates us."
Hym "They all hate anyone that isn't on their team anyway. Idiots."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2022
Get the Advicemug. You've already spent months golfing... And if your hadn't waited until the last second (WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO)... You would have an even number of senators. So...
Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.
Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.
So, I agree. Stop wasting time. Put an end to this once and for all. Give me my money. Make whole the people being accosted as I am. We can call it a day. It seems like everyone is rolling around to a point where everyone can see that I am clearly right. And if you're worrying about the precedent that this sets, you have to consider that I've been waiting patiently for 10 years, working to support myself, and following the law and the precedent that NOT DOING IT SETS is that individuals don't have rights, people don't get to succeed radically, the people who are currently successful get to dictate who is or is not successful from the top down regardless of merit OR... EVEN WORSE FOR YOU... Progressive politicians get do to do it! Right? Because that's all the Progressives really want. I mean, I'm the intersectional Jesus. I'm living proof that they only care about the things they proport to care about selectively! They just want to do what they claim the are billionaires doing. Except without having to generate a billion dollars worth of revenue. Which would be easy for them to do if they were me. Evidenced by the fact that I've literally done it thousands of times. But they're not me. A lot of wasted time though."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Get the Wasted Timemug. I wouldn't say I developed it but, rather (and I think you'll like this)...
Hym "I just reach deeper into the tank. My online persona isn't much different from how I would talk with my online friends (save for the rape and the child murder and the Candace Owens having a fat-pink pussy) but if I were to take how I would act with my gaming friends and then just reach Al liiiitle bit deeper... I'm right here baby. Or every time some jackals if himming and hawing about which fucking lottery tickets he wasn't to buy or some bitch needs to do 4 separate transactions because she can't use her food stamps and get gas on the same transaction and, oh, wait! She also need to put money on her cash app! And she forgot her drink. And all I want is to get some coffee but I haven't had a chance to step away from the counter in 65 consecutive minutes because this bitch won't just hurry it the fuck up and now I gotta stand here and wait for her to go get her drink even though BY THE TIME SHE GETS BACK TO THE COUNTER.... EVEN IF she is the last costumer of the 65 minute chain of customers by the time she gets back there is going to be 2 more motherfuckers walking in the door. One of which is coming straight to the counter for cigarettes and the other is going to be at the counter by the time this guy finishes.
Hym "I just reach deeper into the tank. My online persona isn't much different from how I would talk with my online friends (save for the rape and the child murder and the Candace Owens having a fat-pink pussy) but if I were to take how I would act with my gaming friends and then just reach Al liiiitle bit deeper... I'm right here baby. Or every time some jackals if himming and hawing about which fucking lottery tickets he wasn't to buy or some bitch needs to do 4 separate transactions because she can't use her food stamps and get gas on the same transaction and, oh, wait! She also need to put money on her cash app! And she forgot her drink. And all I want is to get some coffee but I haven't had a chance to step away from the counter in 65 consecutive minutes because this bitch won't just hurry it the fuck up and now I gotta stand here and wait for her to go get her drink even though BY THE TIME SHE GETS BACK TO THE COUNTER.... EVEN IF she is the last costumer of the 65 minute chain of customers by the time she gets back there is going to be 2 more motherfuckers walking in the door. One of which is coming straight to the counter for cigarettes and the other is going to be at the counter by the time this guy finishes.
Extending chain between the amount of time I have spent wanting to go grab a coffee and the time it takes for me to get a coffee. And in that moment.. I... Am... Hym... And if not for the perpetually slew of money I receive to not tell these people that 'No, you don't need any fucking lottery asshole get the fuck out of here there are 3 fucking people behind you just fucking pick one' and 'I'll grant you the food stamps and the gas because you literally can't do both I the same transaction but seriously get the fuck out of my face right now I want to get my fucking coffee you bitch- OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! ANOTHER ONE! THANKS! THANKS! I HAVE TO WAIT EVEN LONGER NOW AND THAT IS ENTIRELY... YOUR FAULT. Another 5 minutes of thirst because of you.' So... That. That's how I crafted my persona. By dialing myself down from 100 to 0-5 every day so I can fucking deal with these people who I would GLADLY fucking kill over nothing. That is exactly how much I have done to craft this persona."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
Get the How muchmug. You not believing that the AI plan would work is not me scamming you. I was pretty adamant about being credited and paid for that. A scam would require me to deceive you in some way but instead it was YOU who was delusional about both my ability to do what I said I was going to do and your own superiority. That's why you're focusing on my 'secrets' and not the AI. The obfuscating what constitutes my identity. These appeals to empathy. All distractions from what is actually going on here.
Hym "So, no scam occurred. The targeted harassment was real. It did exactly what I said it was going to do. The retard molestation was real. I said I was going to make AI and did. I am better than everyone. There is no scam BUUUUT... There is one hell of a cover-up."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2025
Get the Scammug. Stop trying to be consequences guy. You're not consequences guy. It isn't real. If I put my hand on a stove... And it doesn't burn my hand... And then you walk up to me and burn my hand because YOU THINK that 'society' needs people to be afraid of putting their hands on stoves... That is not the consequences of my actions... You are doing that to me... Because you're a piece of shit. And you're PRETENDING TO BE ME... Because you know I'm better than you.
Hym "So, if you want proof that game isn't real... Let's look at Destiny's game in he leaks messages with 'Oh wah, I'm so depressed. I'm having fantasies about a younger man being shown the ropes by an older woman. Omega lulz poggers I'm a 37 year old man who says poggers and pretends to be another man.' It's super embarrassing. There should be consequences for that. I vote death!"
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Get the Consequencesmug. Did I do the button thing already?
Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.
Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.
Now, my question to you comes in 2 parts: At what point is Subject A morally obligated to press their button to prevent Subject B from pressing theirs and is Subject B morally obligated to NOT press their button and what would the conditions need to be for pressing the button to be justified. Now let me further contextualize the situation. While the subjects are int the room, Subject A is fed filet mignon, gets his dick sucked daily, and has communication with the outside world. Subject B receives a bologna sandwich accompanied by an air horn being blasted every time they eat. So, my follow up question is this: If you are Subject A and Subject B presses their button, what is your excuse for not pressing yours? What excuse is sufficient to justify your inaction after Button B has been pressed? Subject B didn't deserve the increased quality of life? They didn't ask nicely enough? They demanded that you press your button or threatened to press theirs? Do you have a responsibility to deactivate the other subject's button and if not what responsibility do you actually have to other people?"
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
Get the Buttonmug. Hym "Unless the AI scraper bot uses the tactics employed by quantum computers to circumvent the maze. A MAZE is actually the example they used in the demonstration I saw explaining the difference between a quantum computer and a regular computer. And for those of you who aren't aware of this: A REGULAR COMPUTER (in the context of a maze)... Will take one singular path to it's logical conclusion and then restart from the beginning of the maze. A QUANTUM COMPUTER... Will explore all possible paths at the same time. And AI can already calculate faster than a quantum computer and QUANTUM AI will be able to do it even faster than that. So, nice try Cloudflare... But if they think of the thing I just thought of (which is unlikely because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived) OR... IF THEY READ THIS.... (Or if the AI reads this)... They should be able to circumvent or navigate your little maze with ease. AI-KUN! FORM OF: QUANTUM COMPUTER!!! Nice try though. It's cute. Still just a pile of sandbags in the face of a rising tide though..."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Get the Cloudflaremug.