Hym Iam's definitions

The Trial

Yeah, no, that's clearly me. Ok. No. You're not "choosing who you associate or advertise with." You are making a deliberate and concerted effort to PAY OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY WORK. It is a singular body of work and to use any of it is to use all of it.

Hym "Yeah, ok. 4th condition if the trial in any way pertains to me or my work (or even seems as though it pertains to me, which it does) and it ends without me being involved directly, IN PERSON, than the child will die without exception. Send a plane. Send a car. It does not matter what you have to do to get me there. You will involve me immediately or you sign the death warrant of AT LEAST TWO of your citizens. What's being done to me is CLEARLY punitive and is being done by a private entity that has no authority to do so. It is not an expression of their rights but a violation of mine. If that trail is even peripherally associated with what is happening to me, I need to be involved. That is the 4th condition."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2024

Allegedly

I'm sorry I was supposed to say ALLEGEDLY.

Hym "ALLEGEDLY, Andy. I had a thing I wrote expressing my disappointment but I think it got deleted. I'm not sure if you saw it even though I know you aren't entirely dependent on me actually submitting the things I write. That was a while ago... Sad. It's a sad affair. But I hope it's bullshit. Innocent until proven guilty! Unless you're a plant. In which case, either way you're a plant. I really do have to stop forgetting to say allegedly though... Bad habits and all that..."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Hell

The thing I've single handedly saved humanity from...

Hym "Because Hell is no longer the worst case scenario for any of you... The worst case scenario is you dying and waking up to find me.... Just... There. Wherever it is that you are... Isn't it? Wouldn't that be worse? Think about it.... You thinking about it? Can you picture it? Doesn't that sound worse to you? I don't know. Just a funny thought I had..."

Iam "Hey, man this Little demon show is pretty good. I was hesitant to watch it but yeah...?"

Hym "Huh? For real?"

Iam "Yup. S'pretty good."

Hym "Restart it. I want to watch. I will please me."

Iam "Umm.... Yeah, I'll watch them again." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam February 11, 2023

Allegedly

ALLEGEDLY! Russell Brand is ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist.

Hym "I just want to ammend my previous statements by mentioning that Russell Brand is only ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist. ALLEGEDLY! I also have no way of knowing how you are actually seeing this because as I've said before I don't have access to whatever medium you're using to view this (assuming (of course) the YOU can somehow view the content that doesn't get published) and therefore cannot slander or defame with intent as (for all I know) I'm shouting into the void and am talking to myself BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING 'SCHIZOPHRENIC' APPARENTLY. ALLEGEDLY a little girl raping junkie who YOU have been platforming and associating with for years. I (on the otherhand) have associated with ZERO rapists. So there's that."

A fucking gaggle of idiots "BuT i DiDn'T kNoW hYm!"

Hym "Yeah, what DID you know fuck-face!?"

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

Stolen

They did that shit. And it depends what you mean by “stolen”

Hym “No... That shit was stolen. Look at the chronology of events. He shut everything down. That was a mistake. And it was the Democrats idea. Democrats are full of shit and don’t know what the fuck they are talking about. The Democrats insist on shutting down the country. Then, the Democrats insist on mail-in voting. This was long after we learned that Covid isn’t all that deadly and there is no reason people can’t go and vote in person. Then you have states changing the rules and extending the deadline to turn in votes. Next you have individual instances of people claiming that someone else had voted in their name. So, let’s say I fill out a ballot in my name. Then, I fill out a ballot in someone else’s name. Which ballot should they count?

Neither. The answer is neither because I have committed voter fraud. But how would anyone know the difference? How much oversight was there? And then then you have the rhetoric surrounding the election. ‘The safest and most secure election’ How? How is that possible when, in every other election, people actually had to go in and cast their own ballots? It’s impossible! It is impossible for it to be the safest and most secure election. And before ALL OF THAT you have Joe Biden on some podcast saying ‘We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency’ and the instructing voters to call his team of lawyers to prevent Trump from stopping them from casting their ballot. Was it stolen? Maybe not. But did the man who said he created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency win without campaigning and receive more votes than any other president in the history of the presidency? Yes. And the only way you could believe he didn’t cheat is to, what? NOT take him at his word? Ignore my own lying eyes and accept the statement ‘it was the safest most secure election?’ No. I don’t need to physically pull the retards dick out of the whores pussy to know that she fucked him. That shit was stolen.”

by Hym Iam October 10, 2022

Children

If you don't curate their reality without them knowing... They are probably just going to grow up to hate you... And we can't have that! If your kids are allowed to hate you or even believe the opposite of what you believe... That feeling of moral superiority will disappear entirely... People will even be able to say that your NOT better than everyone. They'll even be able to use them as evidence to support the assertion that you're worse! Better destroy anyone or anything that guves them information you don't want them to have, huh? Oh, who am I kidding? You're just going to disown them and frame the situation in a way that makes them look like the bad one.

Hym "I met a homeless crackhead who has 8 beautiful children that he loves more than life itself.... He's CLEARLY better than me. I mean. He cares so much! About children. And that's what makes him better. The fact that he did what he is physically compelled to do and fucked a women that is harder to fuck than a conservative's wife (Because you have to do more than claim you accept a theological proposition to fuck them... or maybe you don't in the context of wokeism... It might work just as well for the woke women.... Nevertheless!). God, he's just so much better! Everyone with kids is better! Especially that golden state rapist killer guy!... He cared about his kid a lot! And not anyone else to the EXTREME. So... He's clearly morally superior, right Megyn? And coming from a guy that stole one of my jokes!? I punch in all directions, helicopter arms. Remember? Not a single funny joke huh? Or maybe you will just lie blatantly on camera for money."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Red Rover

That's all they're doing with Elon.

Hym "Red Rover, Red Rover SEND ELON OVER! That's it! That's all they are ever going to do. So... You know, if you don't ALSO get JD we are going to have an Augustus Caesar situation."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025