NPD Gurus

Which reminds me, have you ever seen those narcissistic personality disorder gurus on the internet who teach people about narcissists? They're an odd bunch that's for sure...
Hym "Yeah, the NPD Gurus never seem like normal, well adjusted people. And I'm a psychopath so I have a pretty good sense of these things. They're often (seemingly) cold and dispassionate people. A lot of them have some kind of psychology background but they (at the very least) seem to show some of the more subtle traits of NPD. I imagine that psychology would be an attractive field of study for a narcissist. Just look at Dr. Jeepjorp. Or even Dr. Sam Vaknin (who is, himself, someone with narcissistic personality disorder). And it could be that (in the spirit of Simon Baron-Cohen's work) that these NPD Gurus are victims of narcissistic abuse and have, therefore, gone through the process of empathy erosion that is associated with narcissistic abuse. Either way, they are fascinating to watch. Most of them remind my of Dr. Vaknin himself. Which would make sense because, according to Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones, narcissism is a temperamental configuration and is the result of being low in agreeableness and conscientiousness and high in extroversion and, thus, would support the conclusion that they (The NPD Gurus) at the very least show like a someone with NPD. And this isn't intended to derogate them. They seem like the types that would make great cult leaders. And we all know how much I love cults."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2022
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The Greater Good

It's like God for atheists.
Hym "There is no greater good. If the greater good only benefited 1 person you would take the lesser good if given the choice. You have no genuine desire or capacity to calculate the greater good and if you did and the calculation lead to an outcome you didn't like you would just do whatever made you feel better about YOURSELF. And THAT is what the greater good is all about. People feeling better about themselves. You can fail and steal and lie as much as you want because the greater good means you need an exemption so that you can be the decider. That is YOU wanting to be the creature. Still just another zealot. And even if you WERE... I would still tell you to slob on a hairy kittle baby dick."
by Hym Iam January 04, 2025
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See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?
Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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Reconstitute

To put something back together from it's parts. Return something to it's original state. Put into a group? Maybe...
Hym "Ohoho! Now you're starting to get it! They told him what they believed or he overhead it in their own language (because they thought he wouldn't understand what the words meant) and HE BELIEVED THEM. Tis a terrifying thought, no? If what they are saying is true... Then... The creature is incomplete. He was trying to reconstitute the creature. And the only way to be certain that he got them all was to make sure all that was left was people with...."

Iam "Or was that not what you meant? Are people going to take the fact that we are pointing this out too personally? We're you extending an..."

Hym "You're one to talk."

Iam "I can't help that I'm neurotic!"

Hym "And now someone is trying to silence anyone who even looks as though they are associated with.... Who? The heretic shadow-leader of the anti-religion? HA! HAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I noticed you didn't include religious institutions on your list pffft hahahahaaa!!"

Iam "Oooh... Oops... Noooo... That can't... That can't possibly be what's happening right now... That would mean..."

Hym "That we are in the mambo number 5 of dystopian futures? 🎼🎵🎶 A little bit of Orwell, in my life. A little bit of Huxley, by my side. A little bit of Kafka's what I need. 🎶🎵🎼 Ba ba, ba-ba, banana nana, ba ba, ba-ba 🎶🎵🎼"

Iam "Jesus Christ 🤦... 😩 this is no good... I just wanted to play games and listen to stories..."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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Ethical duty

No. I don't Jordan. And I'm not going to be sorry for anything either. If I have to kill a kid because you won't do what I want here... I'm going to be the only one who doesn't regret how this went.
Hym "If you don't have to tell me the truth then I have no ethical duty to any of you. I will not live without the credit for A.I. and I will not die alone. I will take one of your kids with me if not as many as I can. Your religion is a fundamentally corrupt practice. You are bad people. Go to heaven."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
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If I tried

We'll never know! Because I didn't have to!
Hym "We'll never know what would have happened if I tried because I'm just not going to! I'm going to wait for you to do what you're inevitably going to do and then I'm going to tell you all to go fuck yourselves! To your face! I'm going to get on them fucking podcasts and you're going to have to actually defend what you're doing to my face, in front of your audience! Or I'll kill a kid!"
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Aberrant

I'm not going to pretend it isn't aberrant. If you won't acknowledge that it's happening I will murder a kid.
Hym "You know this is an aberrant phenomenon that you wouldn't want for yourself. It isn't self inflicted. And your kids absolutely deserve to get murdered over it. So, who is it going to be? I don't have to just get uses to it. You'd better get used to your kids getting fucked and murdered if that's how you're going to be about."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2024
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