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YEAH BRO, TOTALLY! WE SHOULD START DEPORTING CITIZENS IF THEY DESECRATE THE PSEUDO-SACRED CLOTH, DAWG! TOTALLY! I TOTALLY AND GENUINELY BELIEVE THAT'S A THING WE SHOULD DO! SUPER GOOD IDEA! HEY... WHAT SHOULD WE DO IF THE WEAPONIZE SCHIZOPHRENIA THOUGH? THAT'S A LITTLE WORSE (I THINK) THAN GOING "THIS FLAG, BOO! THAT FLAG YAY!" IN PROTEST OF A POLITICAL ISSUE! SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING WORSE? YEAH? TOTALLY! WHAT SHOULD WE DO? KILL KIDS? WHAT, GOSH, THAT SEEMS A LITTLE EXTREME BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO THEN... 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
Get the Deportationmug. Hym "That is hilarious black rock shooter dawnfall. That's great! I bet you can't guess which character is my favorite."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
Get the Black rock shooter dawnfallmug. 
Get the Less gaymug. Hym "Damn? Andrew rape!? That... Is... Sad. Sadsad. Damn, Myron hangs out with a lot of alleged rapists. Charleston (allegedly). Andrew (allegedly), (and depending on the real story behind his divorce) Stephen (potentially, I'll need to see some bank account information for that). That is not a good look. I mean, I existentially redeem them and they imitate my personality but we don't even hang out so I'm not associated with them in any way shape or form."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
Get the Andrew Rape!?mug. So, there's this mathematician right? I saw an add he put out on YouTube. This Asian guy. I can't (for the life of me) remember his name so you'll have to forgive me. But this guy is selling math classes and HE said about HIMSELF what I said about mathematical aptitude (That people who perform mathematics at a high level don't actual DO math. Rather, they've internalized mathematics.) So.... RIGHT AGAIN!!! The only way anyone could ever be more right then me is if they hopped ass first on to a chainsaw, cut themselves in half (vertically), and threw their left half in the dumpster.
Hym "And this mathematician is selling math classes. He said what I said almost word for word. Here the sales pitch: He says 'As someone with a natural aptitude, I've internalized mathematics. But most people aren't like me. They actually have to DO math. So I've crated this coarse to help people learn and do math and so on and so forth' It's great! That guy is great. Like I said, I can't remember his name. I wish I did."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Get the Mathematicianmug. That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
Get the That's not what happenedmug. They don't all need to be great the sheer volume is what makes it undeniably good. ALL of you are doing it.... A LOT. Objectively brilliant.
Hym "It's the volume of it, you know? You're ALL doing it all the time. AND my reach is being stifled. It's like I'm a retard in a group home and YOU don't want me to have the reach I might otherwise have should you not intervene. Ooooookkkkk. Ok. Is there some kind of boundary I'm crossing here!? OK. Ooooohhhh no. I get it. YOU'RE WRONG TO TRY AND STOP ME. That's the takeaway. You should be minding your own business right now. Don't worry about how much reach I have. Do worry about who I'm interacting with. It's none of your business... You don't have a right to stop me."
by Hym Iam January 18, 2023
Get the Volumemug.