No. They are not a proxy for physical play but I wasn't socialized by the age of 4 so I guess I'm already doomed! DOOMED!! DOOOOOOOMED!!! DOOMED AND DAMNED! So, I'll just keep playing them.
Hym "The meta-game of a competitive video-game can be AS COMPLICATED if not MORE than chess. It's not a substitute for anything but it's no different than spending your time playing chess. Aside from the public perception."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
HE'S the one attention seeking! Now LOOK AT ME! You have to give ME the attention that HE wants or HE wins! Now buy my book! It's about how HE'S an attention seeker! I'm the one who should have it!
by Hym Iam November 29, 2023
Code word for a straight married music teacher having a sexual with FEMALE student in her class! The fuck? Now I understand even less about what going on in the world (and I'm part of a nation wide gangstalking operation in which my favorite YouTubers are active participants)
Hym "Do you see this OLO shit!?"
Iam "See what I'm saying about teachers though?
Hym "That's why I prefer professors. They write the material they teach. They aren't molesters."
Iam "Hey, OLO looks like a person. Check it. OLO
👄
See?"
Hym "Ha! You're a fucking idiot. But seriously. That Monk shit is really pissing me off. How the fuck is Doug quoting something I said, verbatim, when I said it in a room with only one person? I get the UD posts. That's fine. But that shit isn't ME, Jordan. I'm not doing that shit to myself, am I? That's the fucking problem here. Not my unwillingness wipe the fucking beard hairs off my sink. Ok? See my problem?"
Iam "I thought it was kind of funny... I mean look ________________
OLO / FEED ME BRAINS! /
👄 <________________/
See? It's funny right?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! Stop it! This isn't funny! You're annoying! We have a serious problem here!"
Iam "I know..."
Hym "Our life is falling apart and we're a part of an MK ultra-esque conspiracy! This isn't the time for jokes. How do you not see how this could be misused? 'If I wAs ThE oNe In ChArGe It WoUlD bE fInE!' Sounds a lot like communism to me! How about you? No? I was quoting a doctor. Sound familiar!?"
Iam "See what I'm saying about teachers though?
Hym "That's why I prefer professors. They write the material they teach. They aren't molesters."
Iam "Hey, OLO looks like a person. Check it. OLO
👄
See?"
Hym "Ha! You're a fucking idiot. But seriously. That Monk shit is really pissing me off. How the fuck is Doug quoting something I said, verbatim, when I said it in a room with only one person? I get the UD posts. That's fine. But that shit isn't ME, Jordan. I'm not doing that shit to myself, am I? That's the fucking problem here. Not my unwillingness wipe the fucking beard hairs off my sink. Ok? See my problem?"
Iam "I thought it was kind of funny... I mean look ________________
OLO / FEED ME BRAINS! /
👄 <________________/
See? It's funny right?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! Stop it! This isn't funny! You're annoying! We have a serious problem here!"
Iam "I know..."
Hym "Our life is falling apart and we're a part of an MK ultra-esque conspiracy! This isn't the time for jokes. How do you not see how this could be misused? 'If I wAs ThE oNe In ChArGe It WoUlD bE fInE!' Sounds a lot like communism to me! How about you? No? I was quoting a doctor. Sound familiar!?"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
Was LITERALLY killed by Super Abraham Lincoln and discount wonder woman. Without medical intervention he would have died. He was put in a coma. He's not even the strongest Viltrumite and is weak to sound. Homelander has sonic scream. The only person in the enture series he beats up on is his son. He's ass bro!
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
It was ABC!
Hym "It was ABC! Not CNN! Emma, it was ABC that said the thing you said repeatedly on you shoe The Majority Report! The thing about Trump being 'found legally liable for rape.' Remember? Remember how you said that repeatedly on The Majority Report? It isn't true! And ABC has to pay 15 million dollars because it wasn't true! Emma! You said that Trump was legally liable for rape! Like... Dozens of times! You said the thing that ABC got sued over! Why did you do that!?"
by Hym Iam December 16, 2024
Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2025