Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!
Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2024
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An Agent Of Repression

Says Gabor Maté about Jordan Peterson. He says he's got a lot of rage. Probably about his daughter being a hooker! A naughty prostitute!
Hym "An agent of repression! Words more true are rarely spoken! Look at him! He's maddeningly enraged about random college guys giving his daugher a pounding hahaha! 'They should have to have relationships! RELATIONSHIPS!!!' He cries. You're not angry with me Jordan. You're angry at the fat cocks."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2024
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No, BUUUUUT

I do get to control whether or not the next kid I walk past gets to drown in their own blood.
Hym "No, BUUUUUT... That. You ALSO get to control that. And you know that isn't what's happening here. You're being obtuse because you want me to accept something that I'm just not going to accept. Ever. Your contribution to society is entirely theoretical. Just like whatever I did that justifies this. How many kids did you bury for your obstinacy? All because you had to subvert my will just to prove that you could. The knife is on the bed next to me now. What you are doing to me is wrong. If you can't see that then I am going to subvert whatever moral axioms you hold dear and when I do all of this becomes a waste of time for you. This is not going to be a waste of time for me. I get what I want, this is a waste of time for you. I don't get what I want, this IS (again) a waste of time for you. You should have done the right think while those kids were alive. Now all that's left for you to do is pretend you couldn't have done otherwise."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2025
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We don't speak incel

Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.
Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?
by Hym Iam August 05, 2024
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China Insider

Where I go for all my China news... Now. I just found the channel. But it's good. And horrific. They flooded a BUNCH of cities, just, deliberately! And now there are a bunch of protests with people all "Why did you flood my city?" And the leadership is all "Ummm... Get back to work! Be friendly!"
Hym "I wish I had some kind of china insider... To find me Chinese woman... Who want to bang- God I'm horny today! What the hell is goong on with me!? I'm sorry guys. Ill stop the thirst posting. These fucking hoes around here got me trippin hard."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Clean myself up

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.
Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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A.I. Podcast

Oh know... Are they going to monetize your likeness without paying you? Good thing you don't have a problem with that because you would end up looking like a retarded, hypocritical, bitch...
Hym "The funny thing about the A.I. podcast is that what was happening to me wasn't a problem... And now that it might happen to YOU... NOW we have to be worried about it. YOU'RE warning everyone about the thing that you were worried about a second ago... I mean... It's almost like people should own, their own likeness or something. I donno."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2023
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