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Event 1

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Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2024
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OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hym

You spelled that wrong news article... Lady? I didn't read the name... It's got a "Y" in it.
Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Marky marc

And not the one you're thinking of...
Hym "It never ceases to weird me out and amuse me. We got marky marc. We got this chick (and, yes, that IS what I'm into). Weird. It's just weird guys. Creeps me right the fuck out. And then we got Dr. JeepJorp and it's like. You keep trying to make it about the things I say about women and retards but... I refuse to move past the people watch me all the God damn time. I know what I said Jorpson. I was there. I don't care. Like, my perception of reality isn't the problem here."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2023
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Expound

I could also expound on my previous point about property by saying that the difference between my remote and my wife is that my remote COULDN’T claim mutual ownership. They’re are animate and inanimate objects. Inanimate objects fall into two categories: sentient and non-sentient. Non-sentient is like a dog which you can own. Sentient would be your wife. The difference between the degree of mutual ownership between a man and a woman (in the context of a relationship) can be split into categories. You have verbally contractual mutual ownership (girlfriend). Next, you have state sanctioned, written contractual, mutual ownership (marriage)
Hym “I like to expound on things. I’m also not the news guy. The news guy is funny though. You are right about people being nazi. The news guy is wrong about that. They would totally do that shit.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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There are no 'actions.'

1. Singular. THIS and not anything else. Nothing else matters. There IS NO FUTURE. There is no lesson I won't refuse to learn.
Hym "There are no 'actions.' There is THIS and THIS not only would have taken 10 minutes but ALSO would have been potentially child life saving. Not that it already wasn't but you did fuck it up pretty bad on your end. All of this to try and obfuscate the fact that you have no intention on following your own advice when it suits you. I'm not fucking doing it. I'd rather fucking die. And you had better BELIEVE that if I see somebody's kid getting kidnapped I'm not just going to let it happen but I am absolutely going to walk over, scub away all of the forensic evidence and then piss on what remains. So no 'actions' Jordan. There is THIS action and I'm not letting it get shouted down by a bunch fucking YouTube retards in the name of a fucking cripple who isn't better than me."
by Hym Iam November 10, 2025
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One consistent variable

You don't know how many consistent variables there are and if I had video evidence of a consistent variable that wasn't me you would hack the product ordering system of my place of employment and then all of the people I spoke about online would get fired or transferred within a month.
Hym "You're presupposing that there's only one consistent variable. You can't possibly believe there are not externally imposed circumstances. 'BuT yOu CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT tHoSe BeCaUsE iT cOuLd ReQuIrE mE tO dO sOmEtHiNg I dOn'T wAnT tO' Fucking garbage."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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Liken

It's clear that you have to liken me to other people who you believe to have done things that are analogous to the things I've done. Why?
Hym "Let me wager a guess: You're afraid if you tried to come after me we would all come to find out I've been lied about or defamed or set-up and I would gain from the situation. I'd be vindicated and you wouldn't be able to keep doing what you're doing. So you need to liken me to other people. So you can say 'See this guy, he's like you. That's why this is happening to you' but no. He isn't and no it isn't. This is happening to me because you are doing it to me. You're trying to provoke me into violence or change or compliance or silence. Because you don't actually care about any of the things I've done in any real sense. And you don't care what I'm going to do about it. I could sit outside my apartment and stab the first person the walks out and what would you do? 'Oh wow! That's crazy! What could have ever been done to prevent this!?' And then you're going to make some shit up that wouldn't have actually prevented me from doing anything so you don't have to acknowledge that you aren't the good guys here. You aren't intelligent. You aren't good. You are just some guys with cameras pointed at you. You just don't like that I said I would be willing to hurt you kids for doing what you're doing amd that you'd deserve it. That's all. You just don't like it. It isn't even the worst thing that has ever been done by a person who doesn't have this happening to them. It's just a game to you. You don't care."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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