Hym "Am I happy now? No. Now do the one with down syndrome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See? You're trapped in the cascade of ever escalating meanness! Just like I am! You have no choice but to continue doubling down until you've made your point! Just like me! A prisoner forever until someone lets you out! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
Get the Nowmug. Dr JeepJorp "I shouldn't have to do things I don't want to. Other people should have to do things they don't want to so the world will be better... For me and my fuck trophies... I'm not compelling you. I'm just using selective inaction and shunning to mitigate success... Because I deserve this... Me... And you don't... You are were you deserve to be in life... If you deserved more you would have it.... Like I do..."
Hym "Wait wait wait... So let me get this straight... If people are where they deserve to be in life.... And there are children in the cemetery with bullets in their heads.... How is saying THAT any different from the thing that I said? How's it not worse!? I was talking about the broader society getting what IT deserves (and the phraseology used proves that this is true) but YOU'RE talking at an individual level... If everyone is were they deserve to be in life then the people in the ground (by your own logic)...."
Hym "Wait wait wait... So let me get this straight... If people are where they deserve to be in life.... And there are children in the cemetery with bullets in their heads.... How is saying THAT any different from the thing that I said? How's it not worse!? I was talking about the broader society getting what IT deserves (and the phraseology used proves that this is true) but YOU'RE talking at an individual level... If everyone is were they deserve to be in life then the people in the ground (by your own logic)...."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
Get the You are were you deserve to bemug. Yeah, no, that's clearly me. Ok. No. You're not "choosing who you associate or advertise with." You are making a deliberate and concerted effort to PAY OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY WORK. It is a singular body of work and to use any of it is to use all of it.
Hym "Yeah, ok. 4th condition if the trial in any way pertains to me or my work (or even seems as though it pertains to me, which it does) and it ends without me being involved directly, IN PERSON, than the child will die without exception. Send a plane. Send a car. It does not matter what you have to do to get me there. You will involve me immediately or you sign the death warrant of AT LEAST TWO of your citizens. What's being done to me is CLEARLY punitive and is being done by a private entity that has no authority to do so. It is not an expression of their rights but a violation of mine. If that trail is even peripherally associated with what is happening to me, I need to be involved. That is the 4th condition."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2024
Get the The Trialmug. Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.
Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"
by Hym Iam May 02, 2025
Get the Blakemug. Moses 😨 "Oh man..."
Woman 😠"My baby! MY BABY!"
Moses "Oh jeez..."
Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"
Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."
Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."
Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."
Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"
Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."
Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."
Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"
Pharoah "GET OUT!"
Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*
Exodus IV
Woman 😠"My baby! MY BABY!"
Moses "Oh jeez..."
Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"
Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."
Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."
Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."
Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"
Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."
Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."
Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"
Pharoah "GET OUT!"
Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*
Exodus IV
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
Get the Exodus IVmug. Hym "No I'm not doing it to myself. Didn't need to earn it. Didn't need to try. Any pain I endure between now and the payout is YOUR doing and NOT MINE and you aren't inflicting that suffering on me explicitly because I didn't do anything. But you're still a retard. You daughter is still a flith slut. You're kids are still shit. And I'm still better than everyone."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
Get the Myselfmug. And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*
Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.
Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.
More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
Get the The Maine Manmug.