Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."
Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2025
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Fulfilment

Hym "Speaking of fulfilment.... Didn't I name you? Didn't I name you once in relationship to the guys I suspected might be responsible for the stalking of... me? Is you getting a job the direct result of me doing that? They reached out to you because I wrote a thing... Like a Hym diversity hire. Is that what happened? I guess we can just chalk that up on the list of things I should be getting credit for but am not. Thanks for paying it forward. I appreciate it."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Hate

Really..... You going to invite that kid on so you can try to push the message that "It's easier to spread hate" you fat eggplant looking bitch? YOU'RE ACTIVELY TRYING TO STOP THE SPREAD OF HATE! HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE EASIER THAN SPREADING THE ONLY THING YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SPREAD!? Hate doesn't need to be spread. It's not some virus that we need to lock the country down over. It just isn't hard to hate you. Your friends are wrong to like you. You are doo doo.
Hym "Really, how could I not hate you?"
by Hym Iam June 25, 2023
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Unify

Oooooh... Okaaay... That is either very good for me and very bad for everyone else.... And very bad for me and it doesn't matter for everyone else because it's very bad for me....
Hym "Ok. Yeah. It's going to unify.... Hmm... Well, that's either good or bad... Well alright then."
by Hym Iam July 07, 2025
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I am

You know your half-jew kids aren't going to cook evenly, right? You'll stick them in the even and they're going to end up looking like fused Zamasu.
Hym "I am. I am listening. You're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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Atheist

Hym "So, let me get this straight... You are an atheist... And you believe everyone gets a singular wave of experiential reality... And you (as the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable thought) want mine... To be my own self-described Truman Show-esque hell? BOY OH BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! Where oh where can I find the Christian God? OPE! THERE HE IS! YOU SEE HIM!? HEY WISECRACKED, YOU SEE EM? YOU SEE THE CHRISTIAN GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST? Hold on... I'll get you a mirror... Now go ahead and keep admonishing God for arbitrarily condemning people you don't to hell! In the context of what you're doing? Do you get it!? Do you get the joke!? Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Right!? Cus you'd do it too if you had the power you bald bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THERE! I EXPLAINED IT FOR YOU! DOES THAT COULD AS EVIDENCE!? HA!"
by Hym Iam March 06, 2023
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Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
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