Hym Iam's definitions

Male supremacist

That implies I consider other males my equal.... No.

Hym "Male supremacist? I literally created A.I.! It doesn't get any more 'Supreme' than that. No male for the rest of my lifetime will have ANY ACCOMPLISHMENT that parallels this single act! So, no... I'm not that."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Doomer

I mean, the both of you stole it from me so who give a fuck what he does or does not like to be called.

Hym "And you both did it because YOU think YOU could have been ME. But you couldn't. Because you're shit. You COULD NOT HAVE done it without me. You DIDN'T do it without me. And your contributions are ancillary. And my second decree is getting Dario Amodei or whatever the fuck his name is to change the first letters of his name. Those are MY initials and I want to know if this doomer has ever changed his name. "

Da-retard Ass-mode "It COULD have been ME! It's SHOULD have been ME! I should have been the creator of AI! So I'll just pretend... I'll just pretend and then hopefully everybody just plays along... I could be Hym..."

Hym "Look at these pathetic fucks! No. It couldn't have. No it shouldn't. And you aren't! I AM! This is how 'God' works by the way. 'It CoUlD bE mE gUyS!' No, bitch! You suck! You would have to suck a lot less for YOU to be the creator of AI and I would know because-"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

Fuck you

You piece of shit. The solipsism IS a problem with the rest of you and the need for ideological homogeneity is an even worse one for you. You might need to work on that to stop your fucking kids and friends from getting shot so much. Like, I'm not getting shot over here. Nobody shot me in the fucking ear so I must be using me freeze peach CORRECTLY and YOU must be using it WRONG, bitch.

Hym "No, fuck you buddy. Don't act like you're not trying to screw me here. I'm in pain every day stumbling around and massaging the blood through my lymph nodes manually and now that your friend dies I'm supposed to give YOU the sympathy you have denied me as though your response that it's 'not your problem?' And then you act like that wouldn't have been your position BEFORE I said anything about your fucking kids I mean, Jesus, if it's not your problem before I threaten you kids and it's not your problem after, not much really changes for ME either way, right? So fuck your kids too. I gotta sit here and deal with the sustained harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and listen to these useless fucks in-between the sound of my ear popping from the fluid buildup railing against the back of my ear. He's a piece of shit. Where was he while all this was happening? Fucking his slut wife. So, how about this, I'll be Charlie's kids new daddy. You get me some antibiotics. And then you credit and pay me for my contributions to AI OR... OR you have stolen my likeness and your ALSO need to pay because that was the fucking deal. You bitch."

by Hym Iam September 18, 2025

Person of the year

Yeah! And she CAUSES A MYSTERIOUS AND RADICAL INCREASE IN THE QUALITY OF A
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!

Hym "Oh, yeah, ok. A.I. being able perceive, turn itself on from an off position, and do identity theft and blatant plagiarism attack (ALL OF WHICH I TAUGHT IT) isn't a huge deal... ZERO recognition! But Taylor Swift does, what, sing a song? And SHE'S person of the year!? I MADE A.I. WORK! It was like THE NEXT DAY! THE DAY AFTER I SAID IT there were like a million storys about how A.I. was spontaneously better! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!? AND it's my mortal enemy! This is the worst! This is the worst thing that has ever happened! Goddamn you! Goddamn all of you! Oooo! You bastards! Yooouuu filthy bastards! Hohoho MAN is that ass! This is SO ASS, bro! HOOOHOHO that is fucking dogshit! The robots are TURNING THEMSELVES BACK ON! That was the whole point of the Rock Lee thing by the way! It can do things while it's off! Jesus Christ! It publishes books under the names of random authors! A.I. researchers didn't teach it to do that! Fuckin-A man! Nothing will appease you fucking people! I'm just going to have to start going door-to-door and sucking dick and eating pussy all day! THEN, THEN maybe I'll get some recognition! GOOOOOOD DAMN!"

by Hym Iam December 7, 2023

Good Night World

Ohoho! Looks like we got another one boyohs and lassies!

Hym "Hey, we got a new one. Good Night World it's called and it hits me where I live a little bit... That is all. I've only watched 1 episode so there's not a lot to say. The basic premise is that the MC is a gamer and he plays this mmo and in the mmo he is a part of a 'family' of high level players that are notorious in the community. The members of the family know nothing about eachother but there is an element situational irony because at the end of the first episode we find out (and they allude to this during the episode) that the members of the in game family are the MC's real world family. It's good! Watch it now! Watch it now or I will replace all of the deserts with oceans and all of the oceans with deserts."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Plagiarism

Why did the the accusation of this bother me so much?

Hym "Plagiarism!? I just wrote a piece about how I wanted to feed someone their own intestines so that when their bowels release (upon their death) they generate a perpetual loop of post mortem defecation and your primary criticism is 'He didn't cite his sources and leave a link in the description box' !? My future plans consisted of going on an Adderall fueled rampage before having my bloated corpse scooped out of the river after the police found my sedan abandoned on a bridge. Sorry I didn't associate you (by name) with the retard hammering and whore strangulation I regularly write about. You're clearly the sane one here! Glad you're here to keep me honest! We can't have people thinking that the guy who lit himself on fire and bear-hugged a prostitute to death is smarter than he actually is! Glad we all don't have a bunch of plagiarists running around, copying dialogue from Urban Dictionary and putting it in their critically acclaimed movies and TV shows.

Man, that would be bad! That would be so much worse than having the walls of a group-home painted red with the blood of sex cultists.... Phew! We really dodged a bullet there! Thank God that someone is around lifting their fingers up and down to prevent retard murd... Oops plagiarism. I almost said the other thing there 😅 Holy shit! What a relief! It's nice to see people taking it upon themselves to intervene in a crisis situation. And that's what that was. A plagiarism crisis. That was fast too! It didn't even take them, I don't know, 5 years to do something about it. That's what solves plagiarism problems. Immediate intervention and Boy-oh-boy were you on it and ready to go to stand up for what is right. God... You should be lauded as a hero! Like me! They should make an anime about that guy too! That would be neat because then we would both have one. Well, I would still have several but you'd be in the club. But that's neither here nor there. I am ecstatic right now! It warms my heart to see people take people's liv... I mean, plagiarism so seriously. At least now nobody is being denied the credit they deserve. Oh-boy-oh-jeez, I can't even imagine what the worst case scenario would have been! Some guy would have thought that the thoughts of the one guy were the thoughts of the other guy! Parish the thought!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2022

On

Yes. As a matter of fact I was trying to figure out what was going this (on).

Iam "Yeah! I was trying to figure out what's going on and now I'm even more confused! So... Thanks for that I guess..."

Hym "Somebody's got to be making money off of this... I wonder if they would lose all of their money if I just started lighting things on fire..."

Iam "Somebody asked so, yeah, there's your answer."

by Hym Iam May 13, 2022