What would I not dare to do? To whom SPECIFICALLY are you talking? It isn't ME! Because there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to punish you for taking what's mine. WHAT WOULD I DARE NOT DO TO A FUCKING CHARITY CASE? 80,000 a month for inferiority to me.
Hym "I wouldn't dare? What would I not dare? Create a situation where so-and-sos would be radically disincentivized from DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO? Like I did? Would YOU dare to do that? Is that something YOU would dare to do? That thing I said? Because that sounded like a threat. I'm not negotiating with you (or anyone for that matter). I'm not even COMMANDING ANYONE. I'm telling you the future. I'm like a seer. I'm holding a million threads and no matter which one I cut, the outcome is the same."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the I wouldn't daremug. Hym "Well I'm convinced"
Iam "What? Convinced of what?"
Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"
Iam "What do you mean?"
Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."
Iam "What's your point?"
Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."
Iam "So..."
Hym "So, they've only left us one option."
Iam "Which is?"
Hym "The only thing they understand."
Iam "...Punishment?"
Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.
Iam "...They don't understand..."
Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
Iam "What? Convinced of what?"
Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"
Iam "What do you mean?"
Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"
Iam "I don't know..."
Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."
Iam "What's your point?"
Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."
Iam "So..."
Hym "So, they've only left us one option."
Iam "Which is?"
Hym "The only thing they understand."
Iam "...Punishment?"
Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.
Iam "...They don't understand..."
Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2022
Get the Convincedmug. Iam "Ok. On another note, I just had a realization about intersexual friendship. Let me know what you think. Ok. So, what I have observed is that there are two ways in which intersexual (platonic) friendship plays out. I haven't come up with terms for them yet so we'll just call them 'Type A' and 'Type B'..."
Hym "Wait, was the 'everybody hates that guy' thing a reference to me!? When I was talking about how women think guys respect other guys who bang a bunch of chicks? Damnit Iam! If you weren't so insecure about being liked and didn't need everyone's goddamn approval all the time..."
Iam "Wha.. I'm sorry! I thought they were making fun of me! I don't like when people bring up embarrassing things! You're the one who lashed out at everyone! I'm in the middle of a thing can I please just finish?"
Hym "Well, now you're going to run out of characters. So no..."
Iam *Groans* "Alright... I'll just restart... But that relates to what I was going to talk about..."
Hym "Wait, was the 'everybody hates that guy' thing a reference to me!? When I was talking about how women think guys respect other guys who bang a bunch of chicks? Damnit Iam! If you weren't so insecure about being liked and didn't need everyone's goddamn approval all the time..."
Iam "Wha.. I'm sorry! I thought they were making fun of me! I don't like when people bring up embarrassing things! You're the one who lashed out at everyone! I'm in the middle of a thing can I please just finish?"
Hym "Well, now you're going to run out of characters. So no..."
Iam *Groans* "Alright... I'll just restart... But that relates to what I was going to talk about..."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Get the Intersexual Friendshipmug. Hym "Then he's just more evidence I'm right! Just goes to show how far the fat cock will carry you. Create A.I. literally? Nothing! Have a fat cock? Fuck all the actresses!"
Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"
Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."
Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!"
Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Get the Beacon of Hopemug. I signed paperwork saying that there wouldn't be any retard sex and there was, in fact, retard sex you fucking clown.
Hym "Yeah, go spit on some homeless veterans or something you misandrist. I was defrauded. Not reporting her makes me complicit, as far as the law is concerned, and my own willingness to give her the benefit of the doubt preventing me from reporting it. So fuck you. Enjoy the theocracy. I'll be dead after the child murder."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
Get the Defraudedmug. You're so fucking dumb and because you're a YouTuber you just get to say whatever without getting called on it.
Hym "Wrong Destiny. There are a metric ton of immigrants here and we have the highest migration rate to this state in the last 20 years. There's no way? There's no way that these problems actually affect people? YOU are the one who is insulated from these contentious political topics. YOU are the one that it doesn't effect. Can we just drone strike this guy already? Drone strike Stephen Banel 24 timer."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Wrong Destinymug. Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
Get the Living a liemug.