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Definitions by Hym Iam

Missiles 

Maybe THEY are not launching the missiles! DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!
Hym "Missiles are good."
Missiles by Hym Iam June 24, 2025

Transparency 

Hym "And in the spirit of transparency... Nobody wants their kid to die just so you don't have to credit and pay me. And I have no reason to work a bullshit gas station job I am likely going to lose soon just because some asshole doesn't want to pay somebody. I'm not taking the hit. It just isn't going to happen. There are no bystanders here. You are either getting me my money or you love watching children get murdered for no reason as much as I do and THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN."
Transparency by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
Yeah dawg. Hey, I've been trying to teach the Jews 'ceasefire' for a while now. It's like trying to teach women 'wrong.' They just don't get it.
Hym "It helps if you say 'ceasefire' in Yiddish. Fayer-opshtel, Jew! You gotta say it forcefully too cus they're like dogs, right? Fayer-opshtel, Jew! Like you're telling it to sit."
Ceasefire by Hym Iam June 24, 2025

Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?
Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
Merrily Asphyxiate by Hym Iam June 24, 2025

You don't have a say 

In the outcome.
Hym "You don't have a say in the outcome."
That's the problem, shit-brain.
Hym "You're NOT doing what I'm doing. You thought you were doing MORE and NOW... You're doing LESS. You thought you weren't shit. Bit it didn't take much to do MORE THAN YOU EVER WOULD HAVE DONE IN A MILLION-BILLION YEARS. This is MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE DONE. You won't ever do anything equivalent. But don't feel bad. Someone is going to get a lot of mileage out of those sloppy wet holes. That's it. It's still won't ever come close. I could give you a million-billion years and you'll couldn't have ever done more than you are doing. And it's STILL LESS."
Less by Hym Iam June 21, 2025
Awesome!
Hym "Awesome!"

Iam "Boo-Ope, Awesome!"

Hym "We're in agreement then."

Iam "That uh... Yeah... Yeah..."
Awesome by Hym Iam June 21, 2025