Hym Iam's definitions

Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.

Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

Mental health

Not my problem. This 👇

Guy 1--------------------- Guy 2
Is my problem. I don't need Pro Bono therapy. I need to know how Guy 1 talks to Guy 2 about ME. SPECIFICALLY.

Hym "My mental health is as intact as it needs to be (for all intents and purposes). Is it a waste that all my brilliance and talents are wasted on my monomaniacal pursuits? Yes. It is. But nothing else matters." (+±) 👈 (I made that on accident. I was wiping an eye lash off my keyboard but it looks like a face so I'm going to leave it)

Iam "We are tired... This is not something in which I want to be involved and our involvement is mandatory and non-censensual.

And it's because of this 👇

Guy 1 ---------------- Guy 2
Not me."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Tragedy

It's a type of soup

You know, the real tragedy is not just what happened to him but that we live in the world where you even have to ask whether or not he is the bad one.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Everyone Else's Fault

You're making a conscious decision to make 'woke shit' fail so yeah.

Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."

Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."

Podcast retard 1 🤤

Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."

Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."

Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2024

😒🙍 ♀️👈

What was that? You think I didn't see that? What WAS that?

Hym "What was this little move right here? 😒🙍 ♀️👈? What was that? Look straight at the camera after your pet autist calls the Trump girl 'Objectively beautiful' and point to you neck. I could practically see the thought bubble forming about your GIANT MASSIVE chestnut colored head. 'Am I objectively beautiful?' And that is called 'SEEKING VALIDATION FROM A SEX PERVERT!' THAT is what THIS 👉 😒🙍 ♀️👈 means! You didn't that! Don't... I'm not ever going to let you live that down, you know that right? That is validation-seeking behavior if I have EVER seen it! You are so hot for me! That is adorable! No, seriously, as soon as the life strike of over I am coming to claim your GIANT MASSIVE ass. Claiming and taming, baby!"

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025