Hym "Yeah, go fuck yourself, should they not? See, like a woman, I've appointed myself the decider. So, NO. Neither of you are good enough! Just, entirely arbitrarily! Because I said so, you fucking idiot! See how that works? Try working harder. That'll work... Maybe... If it works... But seriously... How fat is your cock and what are their preferences? Did you have the same level of contempt for the people espousing small dick rhetoric? No you fucking didn't. So ONE GUY calling them animals is taking it too far but legions of men AND WOMEN insisting that one is inferior and DESERVES TO FAIL because 'Small dick behavior/energy' or 'The toxic behavior commonly associated with being of the inferior class' is bad is just fucking fine with everyone isn't it? It's not 'the dick it's the energy!' They cry!"
by Hym Iam September 01, 2023
Hym "Male supremacist? I literally created A.I.! It doesn't get any more 'Supreme' than that. No male for the rest of my lifetime will have ANY ACCOMPLISHMENT that parallels this single act! So, no... I'm not that."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
I'm not an Elon... You know that right? Like, that retard is trying to take credit for A.I. and it was totally me who did that. I'm the smart brain! I should have screwed Amber Heard! ME!
Hym "And I didn't say Hitler was right, I said Hitler did the Jewish religion... To the Jews... Like, literally. Extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the Holyland-er- Motherland (why do I keep doing that?). So I CAN'T be a Nazi sympathizer. To be a Nazi sympathizer I'd have to be a Judaism sympathizer... And we all know how I feel about the Jews... That the women are sexy and the religion is an evil racial supremacy doctrine.... I mean... You see the Genocide they're doing right now, right? AGAIN! The Young Turks and their supporters were ALSO (mostly) Jews! And they Genocided the Armenians! That's genocide number 2! They've done twice as many genocides as Hitler now! BUUUUUUUT.... Yeah, no, the conservatives might be a LITTLE MORE NAZI ADJACENT than I previously thought... Ok. Fine. You were right. They're pretty Nazi like. BUUUUUT (Again) THAT'S STILL ALL DOWNSTREAM OF THE JEW DERIVATIVE RELIGION! So, I'm still kind of right! Yahweh is like the original Nazi!"
by Hym Iam April 04, 2024
Hym "Yes! Exactly! Say the right thing! Like 'Here's your money. Sorry for trying to get one over on you. The charlatan will be punished. Please don't kill our kids.' Like, that. That is the right thing to say. And it is SO MUCH THE RIGHT THING TO SAY... That it is the only thing you CAN say... That will keep me from stabbing a kid. And that's 'Here's your money' being accompanied by a transfer of money and 'trying to get one over on you' defined as 'trying to get away with not giving you the credit for you contributions to society.' And the 'charlatan being punished' can take whatever for you want. His kids being kill. Him, being imprisoned and exposed as a charlatan. Charlatan bad."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!
Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
How about I steal the premise of someone else's shit, sell it, and watch everyone come to their defense?
Hym "I wouldn't get away with the shit these motherfuckers are doing you know that right? You just wouldn't let me. You'll let him. Not me. And that's all it is. I've said it before and I'll say it again: You just think that if you were in my position you would handle it better than I am. Wrong. You would go to do whatever you think you would do that I'm not and everyone would just pretend it isn't happening. You'd have no recourse and everyone would still be using the shit they claim to hate. It isn't that it isn't compelling or worth money it's that you with ONLY pay someone OTHER THAN YOU for the same EXACT product. I'll buy a Tesla (so long as Elon Musk doesn't profit from it). I'll promulgate the idea (so long as the guy I'm quoting doesn't get credit). How would that not prove myself right? Steal the premise of someone else's shit and watch the mob go to the guy I stole it from and demand that they get what they deserve."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
I choose to be happy right now.
Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.
That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.
Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.
That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.
by Hym Iam December 07, 2020