Hym Iam's definitions

Garm

An acronym for Global Alliance for Responsible... Media? Garm. It's also the name of an axe in Fire emblem and I think it's a reference to a Lizard-God. It's ran by SOMEBODY Something-witz. Sounds like a Jew! Sounds like I'm being robbed by a Jew! If you're using my shit you're associating with me. You don't want to have to ADMIT you are associated with me because then you have to using my shit without paying me. Or STEALING it from me. Additionally, if you are doing it for a REASON... And that REASON is to convert my way of thinking... If it is therapeutic then it (Tautologically) is "conversion therapy" with is illegal and if it ISN'T therapeutic it is "conversion therapy with the intent to harm" which is the same thing as conversion therapy... But worse. So... The government will remediate this blatant violation of my rights... Or... I guess I'll have to retaliate against the people doing it... Who happen to be Jews..."

Hym "It's fun to say though too! Garm garm garm garm! Try it! Garmgarmgarmgarmgarm! Doesn't sound very jewish though... Hey! I'm like prometheus! The Jews are like vultures! Eating my liver every day! I'm like if Prometheus and Sysiphus had a baby! Heh! Thats fun... Jewish kids only. That's guaranteed now. Um... I'm going to google it now: Synagogues need me! You were fine with the kids getting murdered as long as it wasn't Jews, right? Cus I said if you stole it I would murder kids and it was stolen almost exclusively by Jews. So... Okie dokie... Or are you going pay? Because if you were like 'Stealing is wrong so I'm going to pay the guy whose stuff I took' then we'd be gravy."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

Gomer

I'm pretty sure I called him a Gomer. A gomer is an "old retard." Or an old person who's basically a vegetable.

Hym "Hey, I try to call everyone a retard equally. But gomer is a good way to mix it up."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Null and void

Any and all deals, agreements, and/or terms made using whatever it is my AI is currently doing are hereby and officially null and void.

Hym "Null and void. But yeah, let Megyn do it. Come here. It's good. It's good to come here. And the weather is great over here right now."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2025

Parallel

You see it right?

Hym "I mean... You see the parallel right? I mean I've said the exact same thing about what's happening to me! Megyn Kelly quoted me! Rememer that? Extrajudicial punishment and not a sycophant? Were we there for that? It at least vaguely analogous! This "It's fine when it happens to Hym but I can't possibly see why it would happen to ME" shit is absurd! I could literally repeat what you're saying and it would apply me and accurately describe my situation BETTER than it does yours. You at least know you're doing this. You had to know someone would use it against you if you decided to participate. And you did. You made a conscious decision to participate in something that is so bizzare it literally made me a a character in a superhero show. Why pretend."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Condemning anti-semitism

Is not going to do anything. Chanting "ANTI-SEMITISM BAD!" In unison is not going to do anything. They didn't commit a mass murder simply because they didn't hear the words 'Anti-Semitism bad' enough. What the fuck is wrong with you?

A fucking retard "If we all say 'anti-semitism bad...' That'll make people see that we all agree that it's bad... And then they will also think that it's bad... Because we said it"

Hym "That is not how words work. That is not how saying things works."

A retard "But if more people were saying it other people would think that because we are saying it."

Hym "That's not how people saying things should work for you. Not saying 'anti-semitism' bad enough is not the reason that they did a mass murder. It's not going to stop future. Not DOING the thing I told you NOT TO DO... WOULD HAVE done that but you didn't listen because you saw some of the things I wrote and said 'ThAt'S eEeEeViL aNd I'M not like that! I'm ThE oPpOsItE!' And THAT is a DUMB WAY TO THINK! YOU ARE DUMB! Holy fucking shit guys! What in the fuck is happening right now? Condemning anti-semitism? Is there a reason to be Pro-Semitic or are they dping a genocide and a fahrenheight 457? Is that also why the brown shooting happen or what? Or are you trying to control people's minds in a way that YOU THINK IS SMART but is ACTUALLY FUCKING STUPID and is doing that getting you murdered?"

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

Ew

You can't spell Jew without it

Hym "Ew! Kill it with fire!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Ideas

You STOLE my ideas. You will credit me and pay for them.

Hym "Ideas are what you stole. You don't care about ideas. You didn't win."

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025