Hym Iam's definitions

Djimon Hounsou

Says he is underpaid and struggling to make a living.

Hym "And that is why you don't waste a perfectly good Djimon Hounsou! Was he not in the Gladiator sequel? Like... I don't remember Gladiator. Does he die in Gladiator? Why would he not be in the sequel? And you know what? 'Push' ALSO needs a sequel. That is why I need MY money. There needs to be a Jenna Ortega remake of the 2009 movie 'Cursed' but you fucked it up by doing Beettlejuice cus now you can't have Christina Ricci in it! It's gonna look too much like Beetlejuice with werewolves in it!"

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Classes

You know I already saw that right?

Hym "I watched the latter 2 years of your classes. I had already seen that."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

Hamas

You want to know something funny? If the shoe was on the other foot... If the Jews had to live under the conditions the Palestinians currently live... And they had committed and attack on the Palestinians in the exact same way... Ben Shapiro would be hopping around in a blue and white cheerleader outfit, pom-poms and all, and would being saying the same shit I'm saying.

Hym "The problem with the Hamas using people as human shields argument is that it's retarded. If I went and killed a bunch of babies... And then the police showed up... And I grabbed a human shield... And the police took out a rocket launcher and BLEW US BOTH UP... No one who isn't an absolute assburger would defend the police in that instance. 'But he had a human shield though! He killed a bunch of babies and had a human shield! What was I supposed to do guys!? That's his fault that I did that just now! Right guys!? Right!? If you don't say I'm right you're an anti-semite guys!' Like, seriously, it doesn't ship. That wouldn't work as an excuse. 'He was a sub-human savage guys! I had to mow down that little girl he was hiding behind to kill him so I just riddled them both with bullets guys!' It sounds retarded when you don't veil in Israeli shill rhetoric."

by Hym Iam October 18, 2023

Advice

Square Enix wants advice on "What is the best gameplay style or combat style?" Dawg....

Hym "MAKE FRONT MISSION, BITCH! THAT'S THE ADVICE!!! Keep the level up system the same (Any character can use any gun. Using the gun increases the characters gun skill level. Leveling up allows the character to learn gun-specific abilities). Make the attributes of the Wanzer parts geared more towards different builds (Higher HP arms for melee units or more durable arms for snipers or whatever). Give the both the parts and the weapons abilities (You can have recurring abilities on different parts as you progress through the game). Add more weapon types (Bring back the flamethrower. Rail gun. Arc projector) Character specific abilities too. 60 hours of story mode plus side quests. Go! Faster!"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2025

X

Yah, it's the name... The NAME of the thing is why it isn't working.

Hym "Yup. Changing the name to 'X' definitely did more than nothing. I can see it from here. Because if you change the name then you can trick the stupid people into using the thing the don't want to use. That's how that works. Let's change all the names. Let's change 'Mortal Kombat' to 'Sentient Fighting.' And then we can change 'Coca-Cola' to '&' that'll boost the sales. I'm a genius business man!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

Can't Cuck The Tuck

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*

Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."

by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

Musk's Biography

The title is going to be "The SECOND greatest man of the 21st century"

Hym "So... If Elon is a super genius... And I created A.I. and he DID NOT do that... What does that make me? Super-duper genius? Super genius 2 (Get it? Like, Super Sayian 2?)? And, speaking of Musk's Biography... Did you bang Grimes? You NEED to redeem us all Chris- Wait! You're not a fat-cock are you? If the answers are 'No and Yes' or 'Yes and Yes' or 'No and No' I need you to grab a belt and find the nearest doorknob.... The only acceptable combination of answers is 'Yes and No.' Goddamn it... You know, what? I'll just do it myself. God... DAMN IT, Chris... You're almost as bad as Andy! None of this is working out properly! You need to screw women instrumentally... To slight my enemies... And hurry up and take your turn with Taylor Swift we need to hurry the line up this is all taking forever."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024