It seems like she (Kamala) struggles to stay linear when she speaks because she's trying to, like, inflate the volume of words she uses when she says things and then she starts to loop. Keep it short and sweet. "He's showing the strength of diplomacy" or whatever. Done. That's enough. Keep it nice linear. More words isn't necessarily better so don't worry about it too much.
Hym "Yeah dawg. I'm all about diplomacy and what-not. That and giving news-girls a spanking. Bad news girls. And evil! Mostly. And getting credit and payment for A.I.... And putting a stop to this fucking thing they're doing to me... Breeding the lesbians... Giving my heralds a tongue-lashing because they doing fuck-all right now! Fucking around... CHRIS. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now CHRIS! Too busy hanging out with fucking Brett! Over there drinking the Daily Wire Kool-Aid. Alex is a mustache-man now, like, when Galactus makes heralds, at least SOME of them do his bidding. What am I even supposed to do here with the lot of you? But I digress... I'm about a lot of things over here. Alright? And YOU GUYS... Are not doing it right! I got fluid in and around my brainz! Lives are on the line! Alright? My feet hurt. I don't have either Steven's wife... Wives? I don't know. Neither of them. Which is WRONG AND BAD! Fuckin... Emma is taunting me! And Lauren (Yes I fucking see you over there bitch)... I can't even go to Scotland now because of the hate-speech laws... This is a fucking travesty! And look at Andy! Look what happened to Andy and Tristan! This is what I get for leading with diplomacy! Look at this shit man! And I think I broke my knuckle. I punched a wall the other day because, unlike Dana White, I don't have a wife to slap and now my pinky knuckle is fucked. Everything is bad!"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
Get the Diplomacymug. Wow guys! You are really at a loss, huh? You really don't get it do you? I already told you who knows who I am. I already told you what to do. There is nothing beyond that.
Hym "No amount. Or the maximum amount! It doesn't matter what I say because I will NEVER have to honor any deal I make. I could say yes to everything and it LITERALLY WOULD NOT MATTER. I can say yes and then do what YOU have been doing and ignore the deal entirely and do whatever I want. And even if I COULD do what you wanted... The first thing you would do... Is put a bullet I my head. You're not me. You're never going to be."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the No amountmug. Hym "I tried being nice. But they don't like it. Genuinely. Humanity is a filthy slut that likes getting it's lily white ass smacked pink. And unless that's 'what you're into' then I'm not interested... Hahahahaha"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2022
Get the Nicemug. You forget what you were doing?
No I starting thinking about who that whore fucked a retard and instead on me and that thought distracted me from the task I was preforming. The thought ended with me deciding that I'm going to rape your personal whore and kill you when she srceams for your help. In front of her. And then I rape her in a pool of your blood. And then I when I finished fantasising about both of your deaths; I continued what I was doing.
No I starting thinking about who that whore fucked a retard and instead on me and that thought distracted me from the task I was preforming. The thought ended with me deciding that I'm going to rape your personal whore and kill you when she srceams for your help. In front of her. And then I rape her in a pool of your blood. And then I when I finished fantasising about both of your deaths; I continued what I was doing.
by Hym Iam December 03, 2020
Get the Distractedmug. Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
Get the Treating Depressionmug. You're fucking all the fat cocks and "having relationships" with everyone (until a fat cock comes along) else, bitch, and you're not beyond contempt. You ain't fooling anybody with that shit anymore.
Hym "In the context of determinism (And shut up Alex you literally believe that this can't not be the case... And you still look like a poof! Just, like, a hairy one now), misogyny is the is the unavoidable byproduct of an antecedent chain leading to the present. You could fix it today. Well, not YOU but... Jennifer Lawrence could fix it today! And not 'today' because I doubt disrupting the antecedent chain in the present with Jennifer Lawrence blowjobs would have an immediate effect but, you know, after a couple of months I'd probably love women! It would be impossible to hate them (in the context of determinism) because the antecedent chain would be filled with Jennifer Lawrence sex. It's literally the solution to misogyny. I mean, it doesn't even have to be Jennifer Lawrence. I'd settle for a prostitute that kind of looks like Avril Levine. Or a cop pretending to be a prostitute who looks like Avril Levine but 'oh no!' Her leash got lost in traffic and her coms went down! But we're already at the hotel and I'm kind of cute so she let's me hit it... For $40... And the world is a better place for everyone..."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
Get the Misogynymug. Trying to cover for the Daily Wire's complicity in SOMETHING. Wonder what THAT could be. Punish them! Extradite them immediately!
Hym "Jim Banks trying to help the Daily Wire cover something up. Looks like the point is to 'stop people from encouraging the harassment of Americans.' Is someone encouraging harassment? Or is this more of their 'Uno reverse' bullshit? Probably the latter. Either way, put them on all the lists!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
Get the Jim Banksmug.