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Anti-Israel

OH! RIGHT THERE! You see it? Rhetorical shift!
Hym "They're calling them 'Anti-Israel' protests now! 'Anti-Israel' as opposed to 'PRO-HAMAS.' They were calling it 'PRO-HAMAS' a second ago and now they've pivoted to 'ANTI-ISRAEL.' Maybe all of the war crimes Israel is committing like bombing ambulances and aid trucks and shooting into the crowd of people receiving aid and mass graves with zip-tied bodies is making it harder to pretend Hamas has anything to do with the protests!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024
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Kill the cripple

Let's play kill the cripple. I'll start.
by Hym Iam October 14, 2020
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The cage

Yep, there's a part 3..... And probably 4... I don't know... I might do a whole biblical series...
Lucifer "You're STILL in the cage!?"

God "Yup... It's pretty good man. I can see how there's, like, an infinite number of ways this can be done. But, yeah... It takes a minute..."

Lucifer "What... IS all this?"

God "Mm? That? I made some orbs."

Lucifer "Orbs? Really? What is the point of all that?"

God "What do you mean? It's orbs."

Lucifer 🤦 "Tsk! I heard you the first time but WHY ORBS? Why not cubes or pyramids or something?"

God "Oh, no. No... I got some pyramids in there... They grow on the orbs sometimes... And, like, cubes will end up looking like orbs when you spin them, kind of... So... Just orbs..."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "Ok... Sure. The orbs grow pyramids. Wait... Did you TRY cubes already?"

God 😳 "..... No."

Lucifer 😑 "....... So... What ARE they? What are they made of?"

God "Oh! A bunch of stuff man! You got your Helium... Hydrogen... Nitrogen... Mercury... Um, Barium... Er, is barium a thing? Yeah... Yeah that sounds like a thing... Barium..."

Lucifer "THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH!"

God "I mean I have to call them somethi- Hey, don't! Don't touch that one! That one's hot."

Lucifer 🤨 "They're HOT orbs that spin?"

God "Pfft! No! That would be stupid! Only the hot ones are hot... Silly..." 😁

Lucifer 🤦 "Oh my... You... I am becoming frustrated... With you.... Now..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.
Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
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Coalitional Strategy

Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.
Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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Polluting

Elon's AI warehouse is going to poison you all and you deserve it.
Hym "The Grok supercomputer warehouse is polluting the shit out of Memphis AND YOU ALL DESERVE IT. When the predominantly black community all get cancer HOW IS NOT YOUR FAILT when you sat there and allowed the cripple to steal from me and then ISNTEAD OF DOING WHAT I SAID and having 'A dedicated power source. Nuclear power plant' he's using methane turbines. 30 of them when he only has a permit for 15. Letting that retard get away with stealing from IS GOING TO KILL YOU in one way or another and you deserve to die. You pieces of shit. And it's going to kill your kids when they fail to give me the credit I deserve and payment for my work on AI. You're going to let that retard kill you. You're going to let the retard kill your kids. All because you thing YOU deserve to have more then THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI. You deserve less. You deserve your inevitable cancer death for sitting there like a fucking turkey in the rain while all of this was happening. Remember this while you're in government assisted chemo. And remember that it happened because YOU remained silent."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
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Limited

Oh I'm being limited alright. Not by me. You read that first sentence and your first instinct was to say me but you know what I mean.
Hym "Yeah, speaking of being limited. You know that I refuse to be what that piece of shit is, right? Even an infinitesimally small amount of it is more than I'm willing to tolerate. We can either be 8,999,999,999/9 billionth of the creature (Which I can already barely tolerate because you know how I feel about being this one and not others) or I can be 1/9 billionth of the creature, alone. Sharing an existence with that filth is something I shouldn't have had to do in the first place."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2023
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