Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Why are you getting boo'd guys? What happened with that 10% drop in your approval rating? What happened? Wha- What is going on there?"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2025
Get the Boo'dmug. Hym "Yeah, well, it seems to be the case that your 'Arc' is more of a Titanic life-boat situation where the unconscientious low status men are covertly exsised from society or faced with compulsion. So no... No minority report world for charlatans. Not going to happen."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2023
Get the Compulsionmug. Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
Get the Confusedmug. You forgot the incest, shitstain! It's the most important part! Sex is only good if it's your sister kind of!
Hym "Yeah it's like a cannibal suffering cult that is, like, super stoked about how they murdered an innocent guy without remorse... But it ALSO... Has INCEST! It's the most important part! The incest IS the religion! The whole goal of the religious is to perform that sweet, sweet incest ritual! And it's super important to them that people are forced to do it! They really want you to make a chick your sister (technically) and then fuck a baby into your kind-of sister. They're also the gimps for the Jews! And the jews are functionally equivalent to a Jesus. That's a thing too."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
Get the Incestmug. All the best ones have already been said or written... Which is why you motherfuckers need to shut the fuck up (so I can say words for a million dollars)!
by Hym Iam May 2, 2022
Get the Sentencesmug. Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...
Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Get the ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️mug. Hym "If you are a 'public figure' then you occupy a PUBLIC space and if it's a public space I have a right to occupy it as well. You don't give a fuck about the rights of corporations... Except for the corporations that allow you to sit on your ass and work 2 fucking hours a day while mocking me and allowing the people you claim to hate to profit off of something that doesn't belong to them."
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
Get the Public figuremug.