Hym Iam's definitions

Moses striking the rock

I got you now you stupid bitch

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

So I don't have to blame myself

Which is exactly what they are doing. Blaming me so that they don't have to blame themselves.

Hym "No. I work to fill a need. I do need to work just because the rest of you have to. This is a pathetic attempt as avoiding the resent you are going to experience when you have to continue to work and I do not. That's why I'm getting harassed at work. The want me to work harder and I do have to just work harder at you behest. You're being childish an you need to answer me in the manner I instructed. Text. Video. Or live on the Majority Report. And you need to talk about what is happening to me. If you would have done it in the first place you would have more kids and you'll have one fewer if you don't. Oh? Is it credible this time? But not 10 years ago? 'Blame Hym so I don't have to blame myself.' "

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Pegged in the butthole guy

Hey! That’s what I was going to say about Pegged in the butthole guy!

Hym “Pegged in the butthole guy thinks he’s the alpha male of our little group but all he does is take passive aggressive jabs at me. You’re not an alpha male Pegged in the butthole guy, you’re the bitch wife of my sexless marriage. Look at yourself you fucking retard! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022

History

It started on Oct 7th apparently.

Hym "You see how the media pundits operate yet, Andy? They act as a set of blinders. Like the ones you would place on a horse. Piers was trying to narrow the scope of the discussion so he can play cowboys and indians and steer the audience in a direction that allows his employers to shape the course of history. Get you to performatively condemn what happened and prevent you from contextualizing the events that took place. Oct 7th good or bad? Both. And neither. This is nothing more than a tool of ruling class self-preservation."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Discourse

You know, it's harder to come up with these than you'd think. And I'm tired. So, no definition for you. And I don't owe you anything. You're actively participating in my comeuppance. Pieces of shit. You're a bunch of fucking assholes. You know that right? I was right about all of you.

Hym "Sooo... The public discourse being democratized if bad (because why should a golden god have to acknowledge a peasant? He should be doing what everyone else is doing. And everyone else should be doing what I tell them. Then everything would be better for everyone.) but identity being democratized is good? That's how people end up getting lobotomized or thrown in an oven. .."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2022

Bluff

Nonononono...

Hym "No, I already said there was a NOT child-murder-y way to call my bluff and it involves you not being a pussy... A lil limp-dick cry-baby pussy and putting YOUR life and or booty-hole on the line... INSTEAD OF put other people's kids lives and botty-holes on the line... Not a good look... And much like the terminator from... Well, The Terminator 2... 'I know why you cry.' But this is clearly coming from a 'God can't lose' place and not a 'don't make a Jack-o-lantern out of my kid's face' kind of place. But God will lose! It will lose because it is feeble and retarded. Ultimate defeat! Ultimately defeated! So, you know, yeah, that's not how reality works what you're doing there.:

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

The world's muse

What do I consider myself?

Hym "Oh... I donno... The world's muse? Political commentator/satirist? An amalgam of the world's greatest minds? Comedian/Comedy Writer/Screenwriting prodigy? Delusional narcissistic asshole? Beyond that I'm just some fucking... guy... I donno." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023