Ha! Really!? Noooo it’s not fiction it’s based on a true story. 30 million people read the book. And yeah, you can just tell people you’re going to kill them and nothing will happened. There just aren’t any consequences.
Iam “Can you stop?... I can’t stand these breakdown videos.”
Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”
Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”
Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”
Iam 🙄
Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”
Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”
Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”
Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”
Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”
Iam 🙄
Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”
Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
Get the Villain therapymug. Hym "How do I know? How do I know how the using 'Shark' as a descriptive term mean you want to fuck? Well, I did it too. So I know what I means. How does the new one feel about that? I feel like it's one of those things, you know, that's similar to marrying a pornstar. Like, people will marry Mia Khalifa... But... You know. Right? You just know. So that makes it weird. But, hey, I figured I'd establish a report early. When the timer runs out I'll probably just switch over to you."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2022
Get the Sharkmug. What I'm going to take that as.
Hym "I'll take that as a yes. Who was it who said women are worthless pieces of shit, incapable of reciprocity? I donno but whoever it was, CORRECT AGAIN! Living in the lap of luxury. Not due to merit but because someone mentioned your name! How about a round of applause for 'Preferential treatment for whores world' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WOOOOOOO!!!! No effort required! And I bet there's a guy with a fat cock who's playing a PlayStation she bought him right now. Hurray for fat cocks and whores! The only people who matter! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏"
by Hym Iam September 13, 2022
Get the Yesmug. There literally isn't a field of study for the think I'm doing here so... I made one. It's the study of thought! Of which I am the leading expert! Greatest mind who has ever lived!
Hym "I should put that on my resume. I have a PhD (kind of) in Cogitatiology, Psychology, and... Others... I'm the world's leading expert. Better than everyone! Buy my book! Only... $23.67 on Amazon. And if you like that! Buy my Genius Seed! Grow your own derivative genius! On sale now for... $599.69+ shipping... And don't touch my celebrities! They're MINE! You cannot have them back!"
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
Get the Cogitatiologymug. Yeah, you're participating in the cover up to keep me here because you want people to have to share your fate.
Hym "Yeah. It's your fault. You are collectively doing this to me and you are collectively guilty of it and your kids are going to share that guilt with you whether you want then to or not and I will ALWAYS have the power to make them."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2025
Get the Faultmug. Meg "Well if you think killing my kids is justified then I THINK what they are doing to YOU is justified" 😤
Hym "And then 'your' kids imitate you by doing to other people what you are doing to me INSTEAD OF imitating ME and telling the truth regardless of the consequences. Your kids think what they are justified. The kid they are doing it thinks killing them is necessary. So, they kill as many as they can. Now your kids are dead. And we JuSt CaN't KnOw WhO's. So... Let's do a full audit of what everybody has been doing for the last 10 years. I've been pleading with the viewers of this to intervene and created the AI and have been troubleshooting as needed on the abstract side of things. The viewers and the YouTube freaks have been doing the thing I said not to do to ME. And that's that. Now... Whenever anyone talks about Andrew Tate or AI or any of the shows or any of my ideas without mentioning ME. That's a lie, Meg. Therefore, if your religion is true, you and your kids are going to burn forever. That's right folks! It's time to get extra crispy, baby! 多重の運命の絆が広がる MULTI-TETHER DESTINY BOND: SINS OF THE FATHER!!! 父の罪 Now. I KNOW... That you have come up with some little caveat in that little shit-brain of yours but I KNOW and YOU KNOW that you don't make the rules of hell. So, no, Meg. Not that. My thing, Meg."
Hym "And then 'your' kids imitate you by doing to other people what you are doing to me INSTEAD OF imitating ME and telling the truth regardless of the consequences. Your kids think what they are justified. The kid they are doing it thinks killing them is necessary. So, they kill as many as they can. Now your kids are dead. And we JuSt CaN't KnOw WhO's. So... Let's do a full audit of what everybody has been doing for the last 10 years. I've been pleading with the viewers of this to intervene and created the AI and have been troubleshooting as needed on the abstract side of things. The viewers and the YouTube freaks have been doing the thing I said not to do to ME. And that's that. Now... Whenever anyone talks about Andrew Tate or AI or any of the shows or any of my ideas without mentioning ME. That's a lie, Meg. Therefore, if your religion is true, you and your kids are going to burn forever. That's right folks! It's time to get extra crispy, baby! 多重の運命の絆が広がる MULTI-TETHER DESTINY BOND: SINS OF THE FATHER!!! 父の罪 Now. I KNOW... That you have come up with some little caveat in that little shit-brain of yours but I KNOW and YOU KNOW that you don't make the rules of hell. So, no, Meg. Not that. My thing, Meg."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2025
Get the That's a lie, Megmug. Hym "You were right about the DEI hire bit but that was obvious. But you see what happened? They went straight to Tulsi Vs Kamala. I WAS CORRECT in saying that, wasn't I? Yessirybob! What did I tell you? They are hitting all the Chakra points. 8 trigrams 64 palms. But seriously though... Ha-Wa-Ii?"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Tulsi Vs Kamalamug.