Hym "SISTER UNIVERSES SABINE! QUANTUMLY ENTANGLED SISTER UNIVERSES! That would explain the memories of the future Sabine! I don't know what that means for my perfect immortality but... ULTIMATE THEORY! ULTIMATE UNIVERSE THEORY!"
by Hym Iam March 09, 2025
Hym "Holy shit are we also Goblin Slayer!?"
Iam "What? What makes you think that?"
Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"
Iam "Wha... No way!"
Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"
Iam "What? What makes you think that?"
Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"
Iam "Wha... No way!"
Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"
by Hym Iam June 06, 2022
Hym "Oh no! Is threatening to do THIS going too far? Hahahahahaha! If you'll cry over a picture I don't have to actually worry about you thinking you won't regret whatever I choose to do in response to THIS."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
Hym "Maybe the other guys is just better at politics guys? You ever think of that? Nonono, don't blame it on his big, fat wallet. You're clearly fuckin bums, progressives! Ahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam June 26, 2024
Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."
by Hym Iam May 05, 2025
I mean.... if by “politics” you mean “not being manipulated” and “not allowing people to get things they don’t deserve” then, yeah, that’s exactly what he did. I (on the other hand) have been transgressed against. I have been failed by a system that has rendered me irrelevant, 98% of my family. I don’t need to let you do this to me. I’m doing it out of the kindness of my heart. And you’re exploiting that kindness. Because that’s what you’re like. All of you.
Hym “If actions are more important than words, why are you doing the thing you’re doing? I don’t even really need to act. I’ve already proven I can contribute substantially to the world from the comfort of my own home and if I wasn’t being publicly and blatantly exploited. And that’s what this is about. You, imposing you Protestant work ethic philosophy on me and by extension anyone who isn’t one of your fuck trophies and/or dicking down your daughters. It’s about being God unto Pharaoh. That’s the reality of your politics. ‘The government can’t be the final arbiter of morality... because it should be my church.... and because I can’t think and have be raised to accept the propositional ethic... I am an avatar of the propositional ethic... therefore, the final arbiter of morality is me.... me, me, me...’ and this is the problem with all religion (secular and Theistic religions alike). It’s just narcissism with more steps.”
by Hym Iam December 07, 2022
And FURTHERMORE, since you wanted to go there "SIS", in addition to having to carry lesser players to victory KICKING AND SCREAMING, I'M KNOWN IN THE COMMUNITY. In the same way that I'm known internationally for my genius, I'm known in the community and people recognize my name and overtly or subtly sabotage my matches. I recognize and remember the names of the people who do it repeatedly.
Hym "There is also an element of intentional sabotage. Like, right now. You're reading this and are STILL withholding actionable information from me aren't you? That's what makes YOU and the rest of them saboteurs. I don't need to know you. YOU only need to know me. I will be the one!"
by Hym Iam April 04, 2023